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Next up: Breath it out!
ParaParaKing | 5:10 AM on 07.10.2009 5 comments


OK?! This just happened:

A FUCKING WALKING SIMULATOR!
I guess if you are afraid to leave the house, this would be for you. Although the Eurobeat song at the end totally sold me on this game.

BONUS GAME IDEAS FOR KONAMI:
BREATH IT OUT!
POOP IT OUT!
FUCK HER UP!



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Jack Maverick's Destructoid Blog
You know, for a walking simulator, those people in the trailer seem to be in love with the thing. Seriously, look how enthusiastic they are about just walking. Imagine that family's reaction to other video games.

They'd probably crap their pants if they played a game where you can actually jump. EXCITEMENT.
Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
The future blows.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I'm sold if they would make a Ministry of Silly Walks version.




Get to it Mr. Cleese for the sake of the future.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Oh good lord that's ridiculous.
garison's Destructoid Blog
I think that dad is having some sexuality issues.


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