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Video games I have played:
Hahahahaha! Seriously? A TON! I've been playing video games for over 20 years. I'll narrow it down for you. Here is a comprehensive list of games I HAVEN'T played:
Any Pokemon game ever made. I haven't played it, nor will I ever.

Video games I am currently playing:
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (PS3)
Xenoblade Chronicles (Wii)
Skyrim (PS3)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii)


I'm big into SNES emulators, so ALOT of classic RPGs (Breath of Fire II, Final Fantasy VI, Dragon Warrior V, Phantasy Star II, etc.)

Video games I have recently destroyed
The Walking Dead - Episode 1 (PC)
Mass Effect 3 (PS3)
Mass Effect 2 (PS3)
Journey (PSN)
Uncharted: Golden Abyss (Vita)
The Simpsons Arcade (PSN)
The Binding of Isaac (PC)
Alice: Madness Returns (PS3)
Uncharted 3 (PS3)
Plants Vs. Zombies (PSN)
Metroid: Other M (Wii)
Stacking (PS3)
Sam & Max Episode 102: Situation Comedy (PC)
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time (PS3)
Sam & Max Episode 101: Culture Shock (PC)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 5 (PC)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 4 (PC)
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (PS3)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 3 (PC)
Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers (PSN)
Limbo (PSN)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 2 (PC)
L.A. Noire (PS3)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars (3DS)
Dragon Age: Origins (PS3)
     -Warden's Keep (DLC)
     -The Stone Prisoner (DLC)
     -Return to Ostagar (DLC)
     -Awakening (DLC)
Dragon Age II (PS3)
     -The Exiled Prince (DLC)
     -Legacy (DLC)
     -Mark of the Assassin (DLC)
Final Fantasy XIII (PS3)
DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue (PS3)
DeathSpank (PS3)
Dead Space 2 (PS3)
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 1 (PC)
Costume Quest (PS3)
     -Costume Quest: Briggins on Ice (DLC)
Enslaved (PS3)
     -Pigsy's Perfect 10 (DLC)
Rock Band 3 (PS3)
Fallout 3 (PS3)
     -Broken Steel (DLC)
Mass Effect 2 (PC)
Batman: Arkham Asylum (PS3)
inFamous (PS3)
Red Dead Redemption (PS3)
God of War III (PS3)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)
Borderlands (PS3)
     -Borderlands: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned (DLC)
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (DS)
Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty (PSN)
Uncharted 2 (PS3)
God of War II (PS2)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)
God of war (PS2)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS)
Dragon Quest IV (DS)
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
Resident Evil 5 (PS3)
Final Fantasy IV (DS)
Earthbound (I know, I'm late to the party, and everyone's already drunk) (SNES)
Viking: Battle for Asgard (PS3)
Dead Space (PS3)
Guitar Hero III (Wii, PS3)
MGS 4 (PS3)
Super Paper Mario (Wii)
Mario Galaxy (Wii)

Video games I like to play:
I'll pretty much play anything that will hold my interest. But primarily I am into action/adventure and RPG's. I am a SUCKER for a classic RPG.


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Why FF XIII on the PS3 is blatantly better than FF XIII on the 360
PappaDukes | 4:00 PM on 02.23.2010 28 comments


You read that right, ladies and gentlemen. Final Fantasy XIII will be blatantly better on the PS3 than it will be on the 360. Sorry to crush your dreams fanboys and girls, but it had to be said. I compiled a highly scientific and highly significant list of reasons why you should believe what I am writing.

1. PS3 has teh blu-rays. - The PS3 release will have one disc. One beautiful, glorious disc just bursting at the seams with uncompressed goodness. The 360 will have three discs. Three discs jam packed with compressed garbage. Jesus, how am I supposed to keep track of all them dvds? What is this, the 2000's?? It was hard enough to keep track of my Final Fantasy VIII's four cds for christ's sake.

2. 720p vs. 576p - I don't even know what that means, but there is one thing I do know and that is bigger numbers = better. Period.



3. No Japanese Voice Acting on the 360 version - Are you f*cking kidding me!? If I owned a 360 and heard this news, I would have chucked it out of the nearest window post-haste. I know I am not fluent in Japanese. But goddammit, don't tell me what I can't do!! Besides, I love me some moonspeak.

4. The 360 can red-ring, the PS3 can't - Does this even need explanation? The PS3 doesn't even have any rings at all. It is virtually indestructible. I would know because I use mine as a cornerstone for my house's foundation. That's rock-f*cking solid right there. How would you like to be 30 hours into the game and suddenly your 360 red-rings for the 10th time? I bet you wouldn't like that very much, would you?



5. The 360's US cover art is basically porn. - Dear sweet baby jesus. I wouldn't show the 360's US cover art to my grandmother with all the leg that's exposed. At least with the PS3's cover art, there's a little more tact with using the teen rating box to cover the bare thigh.



Well there you have it. Undeniable proof that Final Fantasy XIII will be blatantly better on the PS3 and how it will be barely even playable on the 360, probably. But hey, worst case scenario, you can always go over to your rich friend Joey's house and watch him play it on his ungodly, immensely expensive PS3 and silently think to yourself, "man, I could club him over the head right now and take his stupid PS3 and play this game the way it's supposed to be played. Then I can blame it all on Square-Enix!".

6. The 360 version will cause you to murder your friend Joey for his PS3 so that you could play it the way it's supposed to be played. - Enough said.



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Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 17:19
Aurain
Not bad.

Looking forward to Sterling's inevitable FFXIII 360 is blatantly better than FFXIII PS3.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 17:27
RenegadePanda
Hm.

That is all.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 17:36
Elsa
I'll admit it... I laughed!
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 18:23
Syn
Cheap cash-in on Jim Sterling...

...but I still enjoyed it.
The Thir13n of Spades's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 18:42
The Thir13n of Spades
Fuck hardware specs. Sex sells. End of the discussion.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 19:20
Dan CiTi
lol, I don't want to have japanese voices, I like Troy Baker.
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 19:28
Roager
@Aurain: didn't that already happen?
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 19:34
PappaDukes
@Dan CiTi - It should have been Nolan North.
SuperDance's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 19:37
SuperDance
My name is Joey.

I'm going to hide from my 360-owning friends for a while...
Birdman the Friendly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 19:47
Birdman the Friendly
Solid Jimpression. 8/10, would read again.
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 21:22
VashTS
Stretched PS3 boxart = -2 sony
Gimic300's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:27
Gimic300
No Japanese VO in the 360 version? That makes me sad :[
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:54
TheCleaningGuy
No Japanese VO in the PS3 version either, though :(
Anyway, I'm psyched for FFXII PS3!
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 00:23
Lil Jorsche
I can't fap to that PS3 cover art...
CormactheMac87's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 08:38
CormactheMac87
I was under the impression that multiple discs were actually more of an authentic FF game. As the 360 has three discs while the ps3 only has one disc it can be scientifically proved that the xbox version will be three times better. Maybe im missing something here.

Also everyone knows porn on the cover == better game. FACT
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 09:50
Takeshi
All this science is too much for me. I'm gonna buy it on the Wii.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 10:23
PappaDukes
@CormactheMac87 - I think only VII, VIII and IX had multiple discs. Well, that and the 360 FFXIII, so 3.5? The rest were single disc or cartridge. 3.5 out of 13 doesn't equal authentic. :-P
CormactheMac87's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 15:50
CormactheMac87
@PappaDukes

You have got me there I suppose!
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 15:58
manasteel88
@PappaDukes

I know for a fact that to get the complete XI experience you need multiple discs. There is the first one...then the other two or three called "Expansion Packs" or whatever.

FFX came on 2 discs as well. They were labeled X and X-2.

So I guess that would be 5.5 out of 13 which is darn near 50%
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 16:53
PappaDukes
@manasteel88 - 0_o

I'm sorry to hear you got X-2 with your copy of FF X. I was lucky enough to only have one disc when I opened my copy of FF X.

Totally forgot about FF XI though. Never played an MMORPG, so I tend to filter them out of my brain to make more room for hops and barley based drinks.
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 17:16
Schmo0zle
Are FF games just going to go away some day? I remember playing FF10 when I was like 14 and it was lame then and I'd imagine it is still quite lame.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 11:38
PappaDukes
@Schmo0zle - Duh, it's called Final Fantasy for a reason. They'll never end. Personally, I'm already looking forward to FF XX.
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