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Oh dear sweet baby jesus! <NVGR>
PappaDukes | 10:38 AM on 03.18.2009 14 comments


It's my motherfucking birthday bitches! I know with all the hullabaloo of Destructoid turning 3 that my birthday may seem insignificant, but let me assure you, it is significant. For starters, both Niero and I turned 31 this year (old gamers FTW!). And for finishers, we are both totally awesome.



So for the next 24 hours, I will pretty much get to do and say whatever the hell I want. Work? Suck it! Wife? Suck it (seriously, down on your knees)!

All gifts will gladly be accepted. I own a PS3, Wii and DS ;-)

P.S. The cake is a LIE!



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shipero's Destructoid Blog
A Hersey bar is not a sprinkle. A Kiss is not a sprinkle. A Peanut Butter Cup is not a sprinkle. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here.
Half left's Destructoid Blog
"Wife? Suck it (seriously, down on your knees)! "

Badum-tish!
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday PappaDukes. <3333
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday! Also, birthday head is nice, but don't let her get used to only doing it on your birthday, as some of my friends have pushed themselves into that corner. Year round mofo!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday asshole! <33
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
@Usedtabe - I hear ya brother. That's why I shave my lower hatch, if you get my drift. Shaving pubes = Instahead!
Corican's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday dude, enjoy it to the full.
For the next week you can also use the excuse "It's ok, it was my birthday recently."

It works for anything! :D
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday Samit!
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday!!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog

Here you go. Have fun.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
You got a internet hi 5 , place your hand *HERE* !
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday!
I was going to get you a PS3, Wii and DS but you beat me to it.
This comment will have to suffice :D
mix's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday!

Remember to get a dog to keep you occupied so you don't get senile!
HydroTonix's Destructoid Blog
Birthday blowjob!


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 about me

Video games I have played:
Hahahahaha! Seriously? ALOT! I've been playing video games for over 20 years. I'll narrow it down for you. Here is a comprehensive list of games I HAVEN'T played:
Any Pokemon game ever made. I haven't played it, nor will I ever.

Video games I am currently playing:
Fallout 3 (PS3)
Rock Band 2 (PS3)
I'm big into SNES emulators, so ALOT of classic RPGs (Breath of Fire II, Final Fantasy VI, Dragon Warrior V, Phantasy Star II, etc.)

Video games I have recently destroyed
God of War II (PS2)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)
God of war (PS2)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS)
Dragon Quest IV (DS)
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
Resident Evil 5 (PS3)
Final Fantasy IV (DS)
Earthbound (I know, I'm late to the party, and everyone's already drunk) (SNES)
Viking: Battle for Asgard (PS3)
Dead Space (PS3)
Guitar Hero III (Wii, PS3)
MGS 4 (PS3)
Super Paper Mario (Wii)
Mario Galaxy (Wii)

Video games I like to play:
I'll pretty much play anything that will hold my interest. But primarily I am into action/adventure and RPG's. I am a SUCKER for a classic RPG.


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