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A Hersey bar is not a sprinkle. A Kiss is not a sprinkle. A Peanut Butter Cup is not a sprinkle. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here.
"Wife? Suck it (seriously, down on your knees)! "
Badum-tish!
Happy Birthday PappaDukes. <3333
Happy birthday! Also, birthday head is nice, but don't let her get used to only doing it on your birthday, as some of my friends have pushed themselves into that corner. Year round mofo!
Happy birthday asshole! <33
@Usedtabe - I hear ya brother. That's why I shave my lower hatch, if you get my drift. Shaving pubes = Instahead!
Happy Birthday dude, enjoy it to the full.
For the next week you can also use the excuse "It's ok, it was my birthday recently."
It works for anything! :D
Happy birthday Samit!
Happy Birthday!!
Here you go. Have fun.
You got a internet hi 5 , place your hand *HERE* !
Happy birthday!
I was going to get you a PS3, Wii and DS but you beat me to it.
This comment will have to suffice :D
Happy Birthday!
Remember to get a dog to keep you occupied so you don't get senile!
Birthday blowjob!