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EU FNF March 27th - Super Sexy Cobras Edition (Part 2!)
4:25 AM on 03.27.2015
EU FNF March 20th - Sexy Cobras Edition
4:42 AM on 03.20.2015
EU FNF March 13th - Ghost town edition!!!
3:37 AM on 03.13.2015
A World of Nightmares.

(Just don't go through google search.)

And with that said, I would like to leave you with my own tribute to the genius, to the madness that is the man Roberto Plankton:

A Masterclass in Art: The Legend of Roberto Plankton
2:37 AM on 03.07.2015
EU FNF March 6th - Playing things
2:10 AM on 03.06.2015
EU FNF Feb 27th - Because Philkensebben is a stupid head
3:08 AM on 02.27.2015





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Oh hey!

I'm celebrity author and renowned street mime Panzadolphin56. This is my blog. I write things here.

...in case the blog bit didn't give that away.

Anyway! To the left you'll find my latest blogs, and beneath this you'll find a fairly comprehensive list of most of what I've written over the years (unfortunately some stuff does eventually get bumped off the list.)

I like to write from a fairly critical standpoint about games, usually analysis or talking about issues that interest me, I also do retrospectives from time to time, talk about games I've been playing, write the funny things that come into my head, and very occasionally do some crappy art.

I hope you enjoy what you read!

I also make videos a little now, so check those out if you'd like - http://www.youtube.com/user/godi3400

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A little about me:

I am mostly a story person, good mechanics are good mechanics but button pressing never does anything for me. I like Horror, I like Cyberpunk, I like Neo-Noir (especially crossed with Cyberpunk), I like good art and good writing, I like games that cut against the grain or choose to challenge social or industry norms in some way.

I don't have a single favourite game but I am a big fan of the MGS games, Snatcher, the Forbidden Siren series, Silent Hill 2, the old-school Resident Evils, Advance Wars and Power Dolls, among many, many others.

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Critical Pieces:

How ugly should Horror really be?
Of Inventories and Horror Games
Crafting A Good Game of 'The Thing'
Alien(s), Creative license and Borrowed Ideas
Crossing from TV/Movie to Games
Scope and Depth in the world of gaming
Boss Battles - When do they ever make sense?
Survival Horror Essentials
Colonial Marines: Well, that kind of sucked...
Disability, Disease in Games
Blood 2 and Post-Modernism
Topics, Tropes and Atmosphere in Horror games
Realism Vs. Fantasy - Who Wins?
The gradual drift away from the mainstream
Is There Horror in The Ugly...?
The Fourth Wall and taking games seriously
Are You Always Online?
Hype: Aliens Vs. Predator
To shoot stuff or not to shoot stuff?
Character Design and Choice in Games
Culture Vs. Creativity: Where do Stories come from?
Where you go Isometric-Strategy Games?
What's the Point of Games?
Do Horror games even still exist...?
Why are Characters Always so White...?
Choice in Games: Heavy Rain

A Magical Dolphin Plays:

Claire
Sepulchre
The King of the Wood

Retrospectives:

Resident Evil Remake
Aliens Vs Predator 2
Sweet Home
Forbidden Siren
System Shock 2

Pick up and Plays:

Call of Cthulhu and the Spectre of Good Horror
Story Books and Nightmares in Rule of Rose
B-Movie Bliss: Extermination
Along for the ride with Michigan: Report From Hell
Some thoughts on Wargame: European Escalation
Skyrim: Impressions

Funny/Less Critical Stuff:

Get Yo Summer Game On
Lazyblog: Box Art
Escaping into the Darkness of Hellnight
Diversity what what?!?: Black Mamba Edition
Why Do We Still Have Exploding Barrels...?

Art:

Dead Space 3, in a nut shell.
CROSSOVER: Mario X Siren
Boss: Learning the Tools of the Trade

Front Pages:
Tales from Skyrim: The skinhead shopkeep
Player Profile
PSN ID:karatedolphin66
Steam ID:PD56
Mii code:Hell if I know!
Raptr ID:Anarchicheron
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...I doubt it'll work twice.

Anyway, play some games with us! If you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. If you'd like to play some games then please state below. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the community so feel free to join someone else's game or host one yourself.

Anyway, if you want in/are interested in any way post below, if you're hosting just use the format below to indicate the specifics:

Game Name
Host: Dtoid username (Steam ID or Gamertag/PSN/NintendoID: Steam contact info)
Time: Time in GMT
Server: (If any)
Password: (If any)
Note: Any other applicable info about the game


Destiny ( Raid? Pretty Please for 5 people to join me! ) or GTA5O if we can only get 4 people so we can do heists!
Host: mistic192 on PSN
Time: 7pm GMT, 8pm CET till about 11pm GMT or midnight CET ( possibly longer if I'm having fun )
Note: Never done a raid yet, so no idea how well this'll work And I've also posted this on the 'general' PS FNF in case any US-ians want to join in with horrible ping for all involved :-D

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...seriously, wtf were you expecting when you clicked on this?

Anyway, play some games with us! If you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. If you'd like to play some games then please state below. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the community so feel free to join someone else's game or host one yourself.

Anyway, if you want in/are interested in any way post below, if you're hosting just use the format below to indicate the specifics:

Game Name
Host: Dtoid username (Steam ID or Gamertag/PSN/NintendoID: Steam contact info)
Time: Time in GMT
Server: (If any)
Password: (If any)
Note: Any other applicable info about the game



Mario Kart 8
Host: ShadeOfLight (NNID: ShadeOfLight)
Time: 8PM GMT
Note: Sign up for the Nintendoid Google Group to make the whole organizing thing a bit easier.

GTAO ( heists ) / Destiny ( my first raid? ) - PS4
Host: mistic192
Time: 19h in GMT
Note: I'll be hosting either GTAO for heists or Destiny ( to do my first ever raid, though I do have a lvl 29 hunter for it ). It'll depend on how many players we can get for each but I'm willing to host either... A mate of mine might join, if he can host, I will be able to stream the games :-)

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Hey, play some games!!!!

...but not with any of us. Because we'll be watching a film on Friday. But if you want to play some games, with yourself, or others, feel free to post shit below to get that organised. Who knows, we may even catch those dinosaurs this time around. If you'd like to play some games then please state below. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the community so feel free to join someone else's game or host one yourself.

Anyway, if you want in/are interested in any way post below, if you're hosting just use the format below to indicate the specifics:

Game Name
Host: Dtoid username (Steam ID or Gamertag/PSN/NintendoID: Steam contact info)
Time: Time in GMT
Server: (If any)
Password: (If any)
Note: Any other applicable info about the game









Hello there, so I am Panzadolphin56 and I thought I would do something a little different with this blog from my usual writings. I do actually have a number of things written up that I need to find space to put up at some point but I felt as though this was something that needed to go up first.

So today I would like to tell you about a friend of mine, a very unique person, with a very special gift. His name is Roberto Plankton, and he is an artist. But Roberto Plankton is no ordinary artist, for he exist somewhere outside of the norm; a creature born of the darkness who brings terror to the minds of the young and weak of constitution. With his simple tools to hand he etches nightmares onto canvas, giving life to a humour most dark; and I think you should see some of them.

Once he painted me...



Other times he has sought to guide those who enter the forums...



Or even warn them about what to expect...



The only rhyme or reason to Plankton craftings being that somewhere, far off, in the deepest darkness, an elder god, entombed for eons must roll over and chuckle in its sleep before a picture is sanctified as a Plankton Original.

And his craftings are many...






Like a master craftsman he tirelessly labours at each new project, working night and day to terrify and bewilder. Like a less fat and altogether scarier Santa, bringing gifts most foul.





If you like to be afraid then I dare you to step into his domain, bask in the purity of the darkness that resides within him (and appreciate his work some), and find escape from this dire world of ours:

The Art of Roberto Plankton

Or better yet, step into a realm where nightmares are given birth...

A World of Nightmares.

(Just don't go through google search.)

And with that said, I would like to leave you with my own tribute to the genius, to the madness that is the man Roberto Plankton:













Another week, another round of games.

What will Europe play this week? What horrors await us? Who knows. Who cares. Seriously, I'm tired. If you'd like to play some games then please state below. Friday Night Fights are run entirely by the community so feel free to join someone else's game or host one yourself.

Anyway, if you want in/are interested in any way post below, if you're hosting just use the format below to indicate the specifics:

Game Name
Host: Dtoid username (Steam ID or Gamertag/PSN/NintendoID: Steam contact info)
Time: Time in GMT
Server: (If any)
Password: (If any)
Note: Any other applicable info about the game

Game Killing Floor or L4D2
Host: Panza (PD56)
Time: 7-8PM GMT.

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Friends, I come to you today as a humble dolphin with a simple message: Philcumsonsevens (Mike Martin) is a stupid head. He has made it clear to me that he intends to raze our lands to the ground and impose harsh taxes on the simple grains we sell in order to make our living here in Europeland unless... we play videogames together.

I know, I know, it's a lot to ask. But in these desperate times we must stand together, we must fight back against our oppressors. Whatever the title, whatever the platform, whatever the time, Europe must play games.

So I say we rise up against this tyrant, let not his lack of adequate genital covering, nor his love handles scare you, and definitely don't let his inability to properly fucking tell people when he wants stuff done by hinder the fight back. We can beat him, we need only keep playing exactly the same games we always play with our friends just announce them publicly in the format below:

Game Name
Host: Dtoid username (Steam ID or Gamertag/PSN/NintendoID: Steam contact info)
Time: Time in GMT
Server: (If any)
Password: (If any)
Note: Any other applicable info about the game

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and/or playing videogames with other people who like to play at times most convenient for Europeans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game Killing Floor or L4D2
Host: Panza (PD56)
Time: 8PM GMT

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