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Five games I'm surprised people haven't played
Panda Cookies | 12:09 PM on 02.08.2010 38 comments


There are few games in this world that, when I make references, people don’t know of! So here are five games that I commonly talk about, but people give me a look and go, “Huh? What’s that?

5. Grim Fandango



Ok, this one needs a little history lesson, as I feel it’s necessary. Grim Fandango was created by Lucas Arts in the time when Lucas Arts made AWESOME point and click games. The project was spearheaded by that lovely beefcake himself, Tim Schafer (who I of course have a huge fanboy crush on.) Tim Schafer would go on to create such games as Psychonauts, which I consider the holy grail of 3D platforming, and a reason to my mother why her grandson’s name will be Rasputin, and the newly released Brutal Legend. Assisted by Jack Black’s persona, and was decent. (but no Psychonauts.)



At the times of Psychonauts, and later Brutal Legend companies were doing games in a whole new style, but Tim Schafer goes for the gusto and tries something completely original and fun, which is why we love him.



So that brings us to Grim Fandango! At this time Lucas Arts was starting to move into the Star Wars games a lot more, and the point and click adventures a lot less. Taking full control, Schafer made a fun, creative, and original point and click where you play as Manny Calavera, a dead travel agent/detective trying to right wrongs in the Department of Death, to help people pass on, once he finds there is corruption among them. The whole game consisted of the film noir theme, accompanied with the Mexican holiday Day of the Dead style. It was an overall and rich experience.
Every time I bring this game up people generally say to me, “I’ve heard of this, but never played it.” WELL GO PLAY IT!

4. Phantasmagoria



Ok, no real history lesson with this one. This game was created back in 1995 by Sierra Online. This game featured Full Motion Video (FMV) in which you got to move the actual person instead of watching a video and just choosing options. Due to this the game came on a whopping 7 CDS! The game follows a female protagonist, Adrienne Delaney, who is a writer who just recently bought a mansion which was owned previously by a famous magician. But, when they move in, creepy things start to happen, so they investigate! The overall game is just a really campy, hammy, horror game FMV. It’s awesome, and addictive if you can let yourself get into it!

A lot of people I talk to about this game really have never heard of it. It’s got a small cult following though, mostly people like me who played it back in the day. When I was young, I played this game on my Packard Bell, which had a NEW 16MB hard drive. This game was considered high end for me, I regard this game as something special and nostalgic. I played this game a long side Duke Nukem 3D, and loved every minute of it! Ahhh, memories!

3. Jazz Jackrabbit 2



Jazz Jackrabbit is a franchise which not a lot of people have heard about, amazingly! I know there is a big community of fans for this game, I know. But, Jazz Jackrabbit really was not well known by the general gamer. It was designed by Cliffy B. who would go on to make Gears of War, and do some development work with the Unreal franchise. Jazz Jackrabbit, specially JJ2, is one of my most favorite games, which is a fast, action packed platformer, brimming with pop culture references, very nice controls, and just an overall great design. Plus, it came with a level editor! A very user friendly level editor! So making new levels was a snap! Wow!

This was back when Cliff believed in color and originality. Which brings a tear to my eye. Even though he’d see this tear as a black and brown smudge behind a ripper. LOOK HOW CATTY I AM! Anyway, I recommend you check this out, although many versions you get on the net has a level which you can’t get out of. Oh piracy!

2. Beyond Good and Evil



Ok, ok! I know this one is a bit of a stretch, but really not a lot of people that I talk to has actually played this game! Seriously! This is an amazing game which was released on Gamecube, PC, PS2, and Xbox. So the game is out there! It’s crazy fun. Great style, great controls and gameplay, and an amazing story. If you haven’t played Beyond Good and Evil you’re really missing out! (Plus, Jade is f-ing hawt!)
In this game you play as Jade, a freelance photographer/investigator. You get contacted by this group of people who have figured out a huge government conspiracy, and enlist you as their help/reporter. You get lovable supporting characters, and lots of places to explore. 3D platforming, stealth, and hack ‘n slashing through enemies. Ah, so satisfying! (Plus, Jade is f-ing hawt!)



1. Cave Story



Lots of people have and haven’t played this game. A strong internet community follows this game quite extensively, but anybody outside of the loop doesn’t know about it. Ok, I would normally forgive because this game exists purely on the net, but it’s been out for SIX YEARS. So it’s no excuse. Since it was released free since day one, IT’S REALLY NO EXCUSE to not play this game. This is probably one of my most favorite games EVER. It’s so fun, cute, and original, and has many different endings. The music is AMAZING. Some of the best composed video game music ever to bless my ears. The controls are solid, too. It’s just an all around great game. You’re a terrible person for not playing it! You can download it RIGHT THIS MINUTE and play it, too. So hop to it! I love this game so much I play it completely through about once every three months, maybe even more.

It’s even so great that the main theme song was mixed with the Japanese Ronald McDonald. Cave Story is on par with MCDONALDS, the worlds biggest fast food restaurant!



In other words, PLAY IT NOW, bitches.

In this game you play a little amnesia victim robot, out to figure out who he is, and where he is. Among the Mimigas, rabbit-like monster creatures, you’re off the aid them in stopping an evil doctor who is has an evil scheme to take over the world! The gameplay is reminiscent of Metroid. It has many weapon upgrades, and many different areas to explore with lots of puzzles, as well. You can’t see everything in one playthrough! SO PLAY IT.



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Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 12:45
Kraid
I know all about these games but I never finished either one of them. I have 3 of the titles you've mentioned in my possession however :P which is a good start at least.
Coafi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:12
Coafi
There was BG & E at my store for $5! but, I didn't buy it cuz I hardly play my PS2 anymore.
Me is sad. :(
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:16
Caspulex
Heard of all of those, only ever played Cave Story, which is BAD. ASS.
gore on the floor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:19
gore on the floor
I really really really really really wanna play Cave Story, but I'm waiting for the Wii release so I can play it on the big screen.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:21
Occams electric toothbrush
Ive bought Phantasmagoria unopened from my local Goodwill twice now. Played it way back when. I remember the death scenes in Phantasmagoria 2 being rather brutal.
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:21
Xelviar
Great mention for Cave Story, best platformer ever, I doubt it can be bettered
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:24
Riegel88
I've played 1 2 and 3. All awesome games, I remember Jazz Jackrabbit back when we had an old Hewlett Packard. Good times.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:25
Elsa
nice blog!... and I do remember Phantasmagoria, though I don't think it would hold up well nowadays (except maybe for those that really enjoy retro gaming).
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:45
Gyrael
CAVE STORY
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 13:47
Brandnamecommercial
Only played and beat BG&E from that list, but you have opened my eyes to this Jack Rabbit of Jazzy proportions. And I kind of let Cave Story pass me by, but it is now apparent I must play it. Good stuff.
beverlynoelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 14:01
beverlynoelle
Jazz Jackrabbit...oh, how I loved that game...

My favorite unheard-of game is Kingdom O' Magic. It was supposed to be some kind of satirical LOTR ripoff kinda deal, except for it really wasn't very funny. But when I was 12, man, that thing was HYSTERICAL.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 14:26
manasteel88
I've only played Cave Story...which I'm kinda awful at with the up down left right arrows.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 14:31
PappaDukes
I've played all but Jazz Jackrabbit.

P.S. If you call yourself a gamer and haven't even heard of Grim Fandago, I suggest you suck down the barrel of a .45.
Quoth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 14:37
Quoth
I actually played all of them.

Grim Fandango - Fantastic game. One of Schafer's best, and that's saying a lot.
Phantasmagoria - Not really good. Quite terrible actually. They pulled the FMV adventure thing off much better at Gabriel Knight 2... which I also don't consider too good. Oh well...
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 - GOD I LOVE THIS GAME. Awesome, AWESOME platformer which no one played because platformers & PC don't connect well. Greatness. Also, the reason why I still like ol' CliffyB.
BG&E - Among connaisseurs, this is long established as a "must play". Too bad noone thought that way when it was released. It might actually have sold.
Cave Story - Of course. Great game.
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 14:42
JamnOnTheOne
I can tell you why many people haven't played them (save BG&E)...they didn't have console ports.

What people don't get is that not everyone had a PC capable of playing games when these were originally released because the components were still too expensive. The people that had a home computer were either a) rich or b) rich.
JFF's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:04
JFF
The only game from the list requiring a good computer at the time of launch was BG&E.
lol!
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:20
Winged Kirby
Played cave story last year
Best free game i have ever played
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:25
the Company
Eh, not really that surprising of a list. It's been said a lot of times people should play these games, but a fair number of them are older and gamers these days don't really look back as much as they should.

Honestly I was expecting a more esoteric list, but this works too.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:33
RenegadePanda
JAZZ FKING JACKRABBIT.

That game, THAT GAME, is amazing. Also, Grim Fandago is as well. Fond memories of both.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:35
Artemus
Been wanting to play Cave Story for a while now, just somehow, someway never get around to it. Can't wait for it to be released for the WiiWare!
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:40
Kris S
Good list. As a side note in my humble opinion Psychonauts is charming but WAY overrated
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 15:47
Master Snake
I own Psychonauts for PS2. Haven't finished it yet. I'll do it - eventually...

But BG&E I own for both GameCube and PS2! Finished it on PS2, currently playing it on GameCube. Jade is hot. Not just hot, but very beautiful. She's got that Alyx Vance (who's also beautiful!) look going on. It's win all the way.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 16:05
Uther
3/5 of that list. Meaning I'm 3/5th's of a nobody.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 16:07
Uther
Wait, I fucked up. That's not the title at all. Shiiit!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 16:19
Xzyliac
Stubbs the Zombie. Beatmania. Jet Grind Radio.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 16:40
lucashoal
I've played and finished three or four of these. Don't remember if I finished Jazz Jackrabbit. And I've never touched Phantasmagoria. But I've beaten the other three. And they're all great.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 16:53
Uther
Also, now that it's topical:
PHANTASMAGORIAAAH!
armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 17:17
armless-phelan
The only one I've touched is BG&E. Not really a PC gamer, but I have heard about Jazz. Good things. ;P
Mark Griffiths's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 17:51
Mark Griffiths
Good blog, interesting points made. I'd like to add Klonoa to the list if I did one...

Grim Fandango looks good but I've never had the chance to even try it. Not heard of Phantasmagoria. I own Jazz Jackrabbit 2 too (it's good!), Beyond Good & Evil has been recommended to me millions of times, I bought it in the Steam sale but unfortunately it runs too quickly and is rendered unplayable. :(

Finally, Cave Story, my sister sent me it, it's just too bloody hard!

Anyway, good blog!
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 17:56
theredpepperofdoom
CAVE STORY!!! I love that game :D
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 19:34
Tubatic
HEY! There's a Mac port of Cave Story!?!!?

I was waiting for the WiiWare port, but looks like I'll jjust have to bust out the old USB gamepad! SWEET!
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 20:02
Stevil
There's a reason nobody really remembers Phantasmagoria. It's just not that great. That said, if you're a fan of the gory FMV games that came out during the mid-90's, track down Harvester, Ripper or Black Dahlia.
Panda Cookies's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 22:57
Panda Cookies
Phantasmagoria is one of those, "You have had to have been there" games. Though, I think it's still worth checking out if you run across a copy somewhere. I think it did the whole FMV thing amazingly though, pretty differently than those before it. That's why I put it on the list. Really it's not that great, but it's fun to play for a laugh.

Klonoa as well! Good call! Yeah I know a ton of people who haven't played any Klonoa adventures!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2010 01:15
Darren Nakamura
I started Cave Story, but never finished it. I liked what I played, but I think I just decided that I'd like it more once it finally hits WiiWare.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2010 02:47
Qalamari
I've played 4/5 of these, the exception being Phantasmagoria. Great choices!
Xander Markham's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2010 06:57
Xander Markham
You get a fupp for Phantasmagoria, which I remember finding great fun in my youth (can't remember much about it though). Kudos, sir!
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