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When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass. Later that day, I invented a silicone based protein that cured world hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi billion dollar corporation by the time I was six, and you can too!
I won the Nashville chili cook off, home on the prairie mother fucker. Big trucks and little women (I take em skinny dipping). You want the life I'm living? Who the fuck you kidding. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams mother bitches.
I don't need an elevator, ill take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, Ill use my hands... and wipe 'em on your face, cause I'm the man.
I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire.. and that bitch lives in Alaska. You figure it out. So you see my little bitches, if you buy my one minute and 48 second seminar, you too could become the champion of the world.
I'm joking, you're a loser. When I take off my shirt, even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson you fucks.
I am a mother fuckin Binge Gamer, check it out sometime.
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Gamertag: PacoDG
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On this week’s The Bender, the gang is on point….though Mike currently fasting and pumping up so ‘not all there’ (more so than usual). I believe the Yoda Fleshlight comes up at some point. Other gaming blogs get a little talked about in this ep (oOO, soap opera!), and of course what show wouldn’t be great like ours without Skype taking a crap on us near the end. We have all the crazy gaming news like the Infinity Ward EA love fest, the MPAA and RIAA, plus more, enjoy! Listen with.. iTunes - Zune - Direct MP3 Download - Stream from Binge Gamer Show Notes | Topics NEWS: -Gears of War 3 is Officially Official -Former Infinity Ward Bosses Found Respawn Studios 
-Infinity Ward Resignation Total Jumps to Eleven -StarCraft Match Rigging, in South Korea, is Serious Goddamn Business -Marvel vs Capcom 3 -Wii Fit Injury Turns Woman into Sex Addict (CLICK HERE FOR PIC OF THE GIRL!) -Russian Boy Kills Father With a Sledgehammer After Having Keyboard Taken Away -Uncle Sam sez… “Most Piracy Estimates are Bullshit” -By the Way: MPAA and RIAA are Batshit Insane -South Korea Imposes Gaming Curfue -BioShock MMO?! That’s the Rumor -Obama Contacts Microsoft, Wants to Make a Video Game About the Budget -SEGA Closes 50% of GameWorks Locations -Sony Shitcans PSP Room — One Down…
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