When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass. Later that day, I invented a silicone based protein that cured world hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi billion dollar corporation by the time I was six, and you can too!
I won the Nashville chili cook off, home on the prairie mother fucker. Big trucks and little women (I take em skinny dipping). You want the life I'm living? Who the fuck you kidding. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams mother bitches.
I don't need an elevator, ill take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, Ill use my hands... and wipe 'em on your face, cause I'm the man.
I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire.. and that bitch lives in Alaska. You figure it out. So you see my little bitches, if you buy my one minute and 48 second seminar, you too could become the champion of the world.
I'm joking, you're a loser. When I take off my shirt, even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson you fucks.
I am a mother fuckin Binge Gamer, check it out sometime.
I have Call of Duty 4 Collectors Edition for Xbox 360, a CoD4 T-Shirt, Strategy Guide, and Hardcover Artbook. I have tried to give this away before, however after three attempts to contact the winner the last time I tried to give this away, I said fuck it, I am keeping this stuff. But now I have a new site, and it is time to try and give this baby away again.
I am doing it the same way I did last time, just leave a comment with a gun sound... this time around I will accept bomb sounds as well, god damn I am so nice... just make sure it isn't as a reply to this page, but the below link: