When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own ass. Later that day, I invented a silicone based protein that cured world hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi billion dollar corporation by the time I was six, and you can too!
I won the Nashville chili cook off, home on the prairie mother fucker. Big trucks and little women (I take em skinny dipping). You want the life I'm living? Who the fuck you kidding. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams mother bitches.
I don't need an elevator, ill take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, Ill use my hands... and wipe 'em on your face, cause I'm the man.
I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire.. and that bitch lives in Alaska. You figure it out. So you see my little bitches, if you buy my one minute and 48 second seminar, you too could become the champion of the world.
I'm joking, you're a loser. When I take off my shirt, even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson you fucks.
I am a mother fuckin
Binge Gamer, check it out sometime.
It was a solid game. Play it for yourself, and don't base your experience on how other people feel, and form your own opinion.
I found Assasins Creed to be pretty fun with the short amount of time I spent with it (well, about 5 hours), there's definatly drawbacks, but that's only if you pay plenty of attention.
If you played it any longer then you would have lost interest.
I finally beat it today and it was fun for about the first 3 hours. Then just change cities and do the EXACT SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
I really hope they learn from their mistakes when they make the sequel.
I've never had any glitch but one where I jumped into an awkward top of tower area with a thing above me. When I tried to jump out I got stuck :(
Apart from that haven't had any other problems with the game.