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PS3 Sucks
Oxymoron | 11:36 AM on 06.28.2008 56 comments


We all know the PS3 sucks ass, even you stupid little Sony fan boys known deep down in your heart that Sony sucks. They make a system that cost a considerable amount more money than any other system on the market so that you can wast your money on a piece of shit. Here's why PS3 sucks so hard:

1. No exclusive games

PS3 hasn't got enough rally good exclusive games. Don't make me spend that much money on a system when I can get the same games on the Xbox 360 for cheaper.

2. Loading Times

The PS3 loading times are insane. Have you seen that shit? You fly to fucking Indonesia and back faster than that shit will load. Though why you'd want to go to that shit hole no one knows.

3.Games copying to your hard drive

My hard drive is MINE. It's for me to save music, and game saves on. NOT for you to copy half of your fucking games on to to waste my hard drive space. Keep your games on the fucking disk and don't touch my hard drive bitches.



And this is why PS3 and Sony choke on balls all day long.



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TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 11:51
TheDreadHawk
Obvious troll is obvious.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 11:52
ThunderHeartXI


Trolls can get out.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 11:59
Crunshii
please elaborate a little better on your failing blog when putting facts. You stated absolutely nothing cept fanboy ranting.

1. PS3 does way more than your xbox for the same amount of cash. + Xbox costs more than a PS3 if you buy all the peripherals you need to get the full experience.

2. loading time... yea right.

3. it is your HDD, you do w/e you want. Your HDD is not really yours if its locked for xbox only. Last time I checked PS3 HDD is very free.

And this is why little xbox-trolls come online with failing blogs when their mailing their failing RROD360 :)
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:01
ParaParaKing
You suck thus fail.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:02
Tino
"They make a system that cost a considerable amount more money than any other system on the market"

Wrong, the ps3 and the 360 are rather even right now.



"My hard drive is MINE. It's for me to save music, and game saves on. NOT for you to copy half of your fucking games on to to waste my hard drive space."

Wrong, Don't tell Sony what they can and cannot do with their system.

"The PS3 loading times are insane."

Wrong. What?.

"I can get the same games on the Xbox 360 for cheaper."

Wrong. $59.99 + tax.


"wast"

–verb Archaic.
a 2nd pers. sing. pt. indic. of be.

"rally"

–verb (used without object)
to come together for common action or effort: The disunited party rallied in time for the election campaign.


I do enjoy my 360 tons. Also I enjoy my ps3.
Shalashaska161's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:03
Shalashaska161
Where do all these xbox fanboys come from? Is the Wii destroying gaming too with all the scary casuals?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:06
EternalDeathSlayer
rally good.

Anyway, I find that in most cases the PS3 loads just fine. And as for no exclusives, PS3 owners will be happy to tell you the wonders of great exclusives like Uncharted, Ratchet and Clank 3, Warhawk, MotorStorm, and of course Metal Gear Solid 4.

Why can't people prefer their PS3? I have all 3 systems and do in fact prefer my 360, but unfortunately it's constantly broken in one way or another.

The point is every console has it's strengths and weaknesses. In the end, the best thing to do is buy as much as you can. If you can only afford one console, then fine. No need to bash other consoles.

They're only boxes. Games are a little more important.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:08
Electro Lemon
Are you kidding guys? You know he's a troll, don't comment. Jeez.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:08
bbrigg1
This makes me want one even more.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:10
Niero
But how else are we supposed to see Talladega Nights in HD?

Seriously though, as for your arguement ... I recommend owning every gaming system ever. That is the only guaranteed path to zen. It requires selling your kidney, but you don't need both anyway.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:11
AngelsDontBurn
When did GameFAQS and Gametrailer trolls get up in my Destructoid?

We need some Raid.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:11
king3vbo
I SUMMON THE POWER OF REAPRAR AND HERETIC
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:12
Anus Mcphanus
Wow he's right, boy is my face red...

I mean, DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:17
mix
@Niero

You should have said "livers", I think he would have believed you.....

Jumbo Shrimp = Oxymoron
Living Dead = Oxymoron
PS3 sucks = Oxymoron

See what I did thaure?
Devil May Sly's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:19
Devil May Sly
ALL CURRENT GEN SYSTEMS ARE SHIT.

I ONLY PLAY MY ATARI 2600. IT IS FAR SUPERIOR THAN ANYTHING.
TheRookieMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:20
TheRookieMonster
I would be bitter too if my only console was an N64 rented from Blockbuster that's a decade overdue and therefore had my credit score ruined.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:22
Shin Oni
wow...so apparently we care?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:32
EternalDeathSlayer
I feel like I was tricked for some reason.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:38
Mushman
Y'know what guys, I bet this guy was one of those uber twisted Ps3 fanboys who thought by removing the hard drive and shoving his dick inside, wanting to fuck it silly, and therefore impregnate the PS3, and let it give birth to his twisted offspring, yet the idiot forgot to turn the power fully off, and his dick got barbecued instead.

Or, y'know he's a troll

Who knows?


As this fucking monkey does'nt. ;)
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 12:59
dephect
Have fun with that RROD.
Dont trip over the power brick when are getting ready to send it back to MS.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:22
Dynamic Sheep
Oxymoron...

Oymoron...

Omoron...

moron

There, fixed!
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 13:37
Tamz
Die in a fire.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:08
ghets
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:20
Dynamic Sheep
You should've made PS3 sucks your username... at least then you would've gotten some "It's WiiSucks in disguise!" consideration.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:24
liquidninja
PreE3 Viral marketing?
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:38
BluDesign
...

So, you're a child who's parent could only afford one console? Too bad.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:55
pedrovay2003
Remove the "oxy" if you want your name to be more accurate.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 14:58
pedrovay2003
Oh, wait, I see DynamicSheep already took care of that joke.

Well, there can't be enough RROD jokes, so have fun with yours.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 15:01
Alexradl
Oxymoron:

No one likes you.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 15:24
Vigor
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND GUYS!!! THIS WHAT HE WANTS WHAT HE WANTS!! WAAHHA
wwjd4bbque's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 15:54
wwjd4bbque
It seems that someone like this pops up daily.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:07
Sharpless
I know we're not supposed to click on obvious troll blogs and comment on fail blogs (WHICH YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW - RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS?), but this one felt like something special. It's like he didn't even bother to modify the template.

Also, Dephect is slowly becoming an intolerable asshole. FYI. Douchey McDouchedouche.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:09
pedrovay2003
@WWJD4BBQUE

I've actually seen this guy around before, but all his blogs are hidden now. It seems he hasn't gotten any smarter since last time.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:16
dephect
@Heretic
You are my biggest fan... <3.
SoopaFly TNT's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:17
SoopaFly TNT
This blog is a fail
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:17
MechaMonkey
Liquidninja, get a new damn avatar. You ruined my picture. :(
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:18
dephect
@Sharpless
Make that two super fans!
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:34
Arttemis
As Jean-Luc Picard so eloquently put it:

Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:36
Arttemis
@MechaMonkey - I love how your posts get pushed to the side from TERRIBLE AVATARS, lololol!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 16:37
Fronz
i has a belly button
notdryad's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 17:51
notdryad
I would say that the OP was too obvious of a troll but I guess it wasn't obvious enough.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 17:54
Timmeh
I came here thinking there may be something witty and amusing.

I was very wrong.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 19:07
aborto thefetus
I like how some people in the process of pointing out that he was a fanboy, ended up painting themselves as fanboys themselves (looks at dephect and crunshii)

Seriously, this sort of shit was excusable at launch. Not 2 years later.

oxymoron, I don't understand why you care so damn much. If you don't want the system just don't buy it. It's that simple.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 19:41
RonBurgandy2010
GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 19:55
Red TheHaze Veron
haha, youre flaming a piece of plastic to feel about yourself.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 20:23
Takeshi
If you were Vixen I would have loved you. If you might be a girl I will gladly stalk you but I doubt that. You're more like a fag to me. I don't stalk them. So cheers to you and live a happy life.
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2008 20:59
Infinite Obscurity
Oh em gee, what wrong wit u, da PS-Triple is the best system ever, it has Gears of Solid Metal! 360 is teh fail, those things don't even work! Lololol!!111ONE!

/sarcasm
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