Quantcast
Destructoid - Overcrowd's Community Blog




About Me
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag:
Following ()
Best name generator EVAR. (NVGR)
Overcrowd | 8:35 AM on 01.17.2009 64 comments


http://www.wrestlingname.com/

I know, I know, FAILBLOG. But this was too funny to not share. I already took the time to try out some of the staff/community names and came up with some interesting results.

My real name = Farmer Kahn
Well, I am Irish...

Brad Nicholson = Doctor Jackhammer
Hmmm... Appropriate!

Nick Chester = Samurai Peacemaker
I can't make a joke out of this one. It's too amazing.

Jim Sterling = The Grand Buttermilk
Again, appropriate...


...I kid.

Char Aznable = Lightning Sterling
Now that's odd.

Tubatic = Ringo Death
...WTF.

Dyson = Gentleman Comet
Anthony Burch = Bunkhouse Starbuck
Dale North = Chief Executioner
Hamza CTZ Aziz = Diamond Darkshadow
Niero = Fusion Critter
Ashley Davis = Queen Disciple
Brad Rice = Bad News Earthquake
Chad Concelmo = Falcon Buttermilk
Colette Bennett = Wild Fury
Conrad Zimmerman = Professor Austin
Daniel Lingen = Red Hogan
Jonathan Holmes = Cowboy Earthquake
Jonathan Ross = Bionic Ice
Jordan Devore = Dark Pimp
Joseph Leray = Kid Kong
Tom Fronczak = Psycho Boulder
Topher Cantler = Grim Hunter
Samit Sarkar = Agent Rocket

Pendelton21 = Dark Jackass
RandomBullseye = Smooth Assassin
Y0j1mb0 = Dusty Blazer
Tehmtnlion = Dirk Barbarian
MegaStryke = Demolition Hawk
unangbangkay = Sweet Barbarian
GamingGoddess = Phoenix Angel
Etc...


Wow, blehman was right... I do have too much free time.



Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

62 comments | showing # 1 to 50
prev
next 50 comments

Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 09:30
Mikey
I'm Dirk Volcano.

Ah'm gonna erupt on yo ass, sucka!

Hmm... that sounded wrong...
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 09:31
Jamie McGinn
My real name = Samurai Shizzle
The Young Scot = Ivan Wolf


Awesome
whiteskwirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:06
whiteskwirl
real name: Cool Cobra
whiteskwirl: Bionic Disciple
IroN1c's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:07
IroN1c
"Your professional wrestling name is now:
Maverick Geek"

Uhm, yeah...it hurt my feelings.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:19
PappaDukes
real name: PappaDukes
wrestling name: Mister Axe
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:20
ajaxender
Im Agent Beast, which is alright. But my friend is Gold Spartan, which is better.

And then another is Full Metal Nova, which makes no sense but kicks supreme ass. This was a good find, dude.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:44
Spartacus
I'm Sgt. Steel, which is badass, but disappointing.
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:46
ryu89
My Real Name: Phoenix Tiger
Ryu89: Master Bear

Animals seem to be a recurring theme for me.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:48
Freefall
Macho Thunder

Sweet! Yeah! I'm Macho!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:52
ThunderHeartXI
ThunderHeartXI is now Cowboy Fury. Awwwwesome.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:54
ZeroTolo
Real Name: Full Metal Hogan

guh.... could use without the Hogan.

ZeroTolo: Sweet Disciple

Damn, did I get screwed.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:55
SuperD1984
Uncle Barbarian :)
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 10:59
PaperBowser0
Great Apocalypse....I kind of like that name! :)
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:05
CountingConflict
Holy fucking hell...

Counting Conflict = Jesus Shizzle

Real Name = Dirty Boulder

(Which is weird, because my last name is Hogan... and Hulk Hogan's original wrestling name was Terry "the hulk" Boulder

Either way... I FUCKING WIN
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:25
ProperlyParanoid
Mirax: Triple Valentine (WTF)
Real name:Demolition Joker

Cool!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:32
EternalDeathSlayer
Real Name: Grizzly Venus

EternalDeathSlayer: Chief Punisher
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:33
Celdurant
Real Name: Doctor Dog
Celdurant: Psycho Devil

Pretty appropriate, given that I actually want to be a doctor =x
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:40
linuxguy
linuxguy
wrestler name: Sundance Death
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:42
kepler
I got 'Legendary Hercules' on my real name.

My screen name came out as "Rowdy Hercules".

Not bad.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:52
Qraze
Qraze: Qraze
real name:Qraze godamit
did the name chris hansen: sit down right here/chatlog WTF?
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 11:58
EternalPersona
Real Name: Lex Awesome
EternalPersona: Rowdy Executioner

Nice.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:08
fetusmilk
hahaha my real name turned out to be "evil meathead"
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:23
Guagloves
Real Name: Nature Boy Yeti
Guagloves: Bad News Nitro
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:30
Jesus H Christ
Real name: Bulldog Shizzle
Jesus H Christ: Lightning Peacemaker
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:46
Brad Nicholson
Dr. Jackhammer!?

I love it!
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:47
Aertyr
You all shall now know me as "Buzz Shadow".
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:54
Cough
Cough: Outlaw Daddy
Real Name: Big Bison
Chewbacca: Fusion Shizzle
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 12:54
Scrixx
I am thou Super Grinder. OH YEA ;0
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:03
MrSadistic
randy "the ram" robinson
EnoSachran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:05
EnoSachran
Real Name: Sweet Bison
Destructoid name: Dusty Hawk.

Decision: Sweet Bison is AWESOME. I shall use it as my wrestling name henceforth!
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:12
Brad Rice
Wow. So I assume Jonathan Holmes and I are a tag team?
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:20
Ha-Puken
Ha-Puken: Smooth Bison

nuff said
NCHammer326's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:31
NCHammer326
Real Name: Samurai Pirate

NCHammer326: Professor Bear.
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:43
Remo
Real Name: Professor Rocket

Remo: Super Nova

Very Spaced Themed.
Pop-it's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 13:56
Pop-it
Im Bad News Spider, Biatch, stay away from me before I tell you your stuck in my web.
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 14:12
Tehmtnlion
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PUT YOU HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE DESTROYER OF HYMENS! THE EATER OF FACES! THE FISTER OF ASSHOLES

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK BARBARIAN!!!!!!
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 14:15
Mr Wrighty 987
Real Name: Sam Warrior

Mr Wrighty: Rowdy Striker

meh
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 14:16
TewDee
"TewDee" comes out as "Silver Frost"

My real name comes out as "Captain the Ambassador", which is WAY more awesome.
Rhyno's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 14:57
Rhyno
Here's mine
Real name: Duke Giant
Rhyno: Great Gravy
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 15:07
Corak
"Wild Rock"

Not bad, but I like the one I came up with better, "Skinny Missle"
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 15:12
Haxan
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration X proudly presents the Intercontinental Champion of the Woooooooooooooorld:

ANDRE SATAN!
Nordstorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 15:16
Nordstorm
It gives pretty interesting results from movie/TV characters.
Gaius Baltar: Brilliant

Oh... and real name: Bobcat Meathead
Nordstorm: Abdullah The Frost (What?)
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 16:18
PsychoSoldier
Real Name: Ravishing She
Psycho Soldier: Pretty Bombshell
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 16:24
Mentok the Mindtaker
Beefy Hunter

OH YEAH BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 16:25
Mentok the Mindtaker
lol also mentok translates into super jackass

FTMFW!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 17:01
BS3 Owner
Real Name: Buff Darkshadow
DTOID Name: Fusion Beast

RAWR!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 17:17
MechaMonkey
Real name: Diamond Rock
Dtoid: Dash Austin
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 17:32
Samit Sarkar
Oh, this is fantastic. Agent Rocket FTMFW!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2009 17:45
SnakeDude4Life
Screen name:Admiral Yeti
Real name:Diamond Bomber


No link what so ever.
prev next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!