Calm down, it's only the Destructoid chat thing of epic... epicness. It's that thing everyone is using, mainly because it pops up automatically like a sexy virus on every Destructoid page. Popular topics of conversation include: Metal Gear, the reasons Pokemon is awesome, alcohol, how the political landscape of the Middle East is impacted by the latest Duke Nukem trailer, why Dragon Age is awesome and horrible, cocks.
Sometimes we troll Destructoid staff members by destroying their time management skills. Other times we just multiplay together.
This blog is to keep track of any chat-related happenings, as well as to provide an easy reference point for anyone wanting to game the heck out of some games with familiar faces. If you want to get listed, just mention it in the chat and someone will point you in the right direction. I love you. I mean... what? Nothing. Never mind.
For the Super Ultra Mega Over 9000 Panopticonical Sextastic List of Chat Denizen Details, CLICK HERE. And for a large version of the Snekans in our header image (drawn by the talented mother ducker known as MaddoxMisery) then look no further, but be sure to credit if you use it somewhere.
For Outer Heaven chat and Snekans related merchandise (SNEKANS MUG HOLY CRAP AWESOMES) go HERE.
Contact these wretched scum if you want to add something to the chat page or have any questions:
This is the last word. A comprehensive list of all the Destructoid Chatizens and their appropriate details. Mostly useful if you're looking to game with the most rad peeps this side of the galaxy. If you want to get on the list, send a message to Zwuh or poke someone inside their chat parts.
Arttemis XBL: Arttemis | PSN: Arttemis | Steam: TheAugust Plays: Team Fortress 2, Day of Defeat.
Ashcrexl PSN: Ashcrexl Plays: Uncharted 2, Call of Duty.
ChronicusPr1me PSN: chronicus_pr1me | WoW: Chronicus (Norgannon Realm) Plays: Crysis 2, World of Warcraft, Gran Turismo 5.