Calm down, it's only the Destructoid chat thing of epic... epicness. It's that thing everyone is using, mainly because it pops up automatically like a sexy virus on every Destructoid page. Popular topics of conversation include: Metal Gear, the reasons Pokemon is awesome, alcohol, how the political landscape of the Middle East is impacted by the latest Duke Nukem trailer, why Dragon Age is awesome and horrible, cocks.
Sometimes we troll Destructoid staff members by destroying their time management skills. Other times we just multiplay together.
This blog is to keep track of any chat-related happenings, as well as to provide an easy reference point for anyone wanting to game the heck out of some games with familiar faces. If you want to get listed, just mention it in the chat and someone will point you in the right direction. I love you. I mean... what? Nothing. Never mind.
For the Super Ultra Mega Over 9000 Panopticonical Sextastic List of Chat Denizen Details, CLICK HERE. And for a large version of the Snekans in our header image (drawn by the talented mother ducker known as MaddoxMisery) then look no further, but be sure to credit if you use it somewhere.
For Outer Heaven chat and Snekans related merchandise (SNEKANS MUG HOLY CRAP AWESOMES) go HERE.
Contact these wretched scum if you want to add something to the chat page or have any questions:
Holy mother of god, they're still doing this silly thing.
Fans and haters of the Outcast Podcast, your time has again arrived. The second episode is live and it's incredibly pissed off! Well, not really, because it turns out that all of us are rather chill and happy individuals. But we do our very best to rant, rave and generally spit bile.
There are no issues with the inappropriate jokes though, we're good at that.
Savvy folks will notice our opening music is pretty FUCKING AWESOME but mostly unfamiliar. That's because community member and badass composer-dude, AlphaDeus, magically created a theme for the Outcast using only his mind and a suitably advanced terminator robot from the future. He loves you. Angrily. This episode also contains a healthy dose of gennhaver (with background noise from the ever-present Max Scoville) and MaddoxMisery, who is very New York. SO THAT'S COOL. Maddox is a super talented artist-guy when he isn't podcasting or yelling at cats. Hit him up and he will draw dicks on things for you.
The Outcast is also available on iTunes, so visit us there and leave a review that details how great we are and why you want to procreate with us. Zune version pending, as requested by the six people who have a Zune.
Also, a shout-out to Destructoid's resident bumblebee Steven Hansen. :|