Calm down, it's only the Destructoid chat thing of epic... epicness. It's that thing everyone is using, mainly because it pops up automatically like a sexy virus on every Destructoid page. Popular topics of conversation include: Metal Gear, the reasons Pokemon is awesome, alcohol, how the political landscape of the Middle East is impacted by the latest Duke Nukem trailer, why Dragon Age is awesome and horrible, cocks.
Sometimes we troll Destructoid staff members by destroying their time management skills. Other times we just multiplay together.
This blog is to keep track of any chat-related happenings, as well as to provide an easy reference point for anyone wanting to game the heck out of some games with familiar faces. If you want to get listed, just mention it in the chat and someone will point you in the right direction. I love you. I mean... what? Nothing. Never mind.
For the Super Ultra Mega Over 9000 Panopticonical Sextastic List of Chat Denizen Details, CLICK HERE. And for a large version of the Snekans in our header image (drawn by the talented mother ducker known as MaddoxMisery) then look no further, but be sure to credit if you use it somewhere.
For Outer Heaven chat and Snekans related merchandise (SNEKANS MUG HOLY CRAP AWESOMES) go HERE.
Contact these wretched scum if you want to add something to the chat page or have any questions:
A long time between drinks. Welcome again to the outCast, Destructoid's only podcast composed entirely of hemp and community spirit. You may have noticed a delay between this and the last episode. It was because our producer caught on fire.
Literally. So send maxbraff some love after his ordeal with Prometheus' gift. Seriously. That badass motherfucker actually CAUGHT ON FIRE. You can't compete with that.
Here's our new logo. Art by Andy, original character concept by MaddoxMisery!
From here on out the outCast will be a regular weekly thing, recording on Saturday nights and releasing on Mondays (except not this time, because obviously). If you want to come on the show - it is a COMMUNITY podcast after all - then just PM me (Andy Astruc) or find me in the chat room. We love you.
The outCast is also available on iTunes and Zune. Also if you spend the night at my house I will poke copies of it up your nose while you sleep.
OUTCAST #3: PUNCHING (63:58)
Episode 3 starts and ends with a pow, bam, pow! Things get the shit kicked out of them. We talk video games, first person melee action, Haze for some reason, launch stories and more with special guest MrDandyMan.
Holy mother of god, they're still doing this silly thing.
Fans and haters of the Outcast Podcast, your time has again arrived. The second episode is live and it's incredibly pissed off! Well, not really, because it turns out that all of us are rather chill and happy individuals. But we do our very best to rant, rave and generally spit bile.
There are no issues with the inappropriate jokes though, we're good at that.
Savvy folks will notice our opening music is pretty FUCKING AWESOME but mostly unfamiliar. That's because community member and badass composer-dude, AlphaDeus, magically created a theme for the Outcast using only his mind and a suitably advanced terminator robot from the future. He loves you. Angrily. This episode also contains a healthy dose of gennhaver (with background noise from the ever-present Max Scoville) and MaddoxMisery, who is very New York. SO THAT'S COOL. Maddox is a super talented artist-guy when he isn't podcasting or yelling at cats. Hit him up and he will draw dicks on things for you.
The Outcast is also available on iTunes, so visit us there and leave a review that details how great we are and why you want to procreate with us. Zune version pending, as requested by the six people who have a Zune.
Also, a shout-out to Destructoid's resident bumblebee Steven Hansen. :|
Once in a while, there is a moment which stops time itself. A moment which, given room to breathe and thrive, will change the very facets of reality we hold to be immutable. A moment where cats and dogs begin living together.
As you probably already know, Outer Heaven is the Destructoid community chat room thing that pops up on the website and is all like HEY DUDES, WHAT'S UP and you're all like NOT MUCH and it's like COOL, I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE THEN and you're like OKAY. It's filled with super groovy people, I assure you. But how to prove it? Well I'm glad you asked, disembodied eyeballs.
Outcast is the Outer Heaven Community Podcast event of the season. It's 45 minutes (approximately) of somewhat random community and videogame babbling shoved into your ear sockets every two weeks. In the future there will be a rotating cast of chat regulars and other familiar faces. We are also in talks with Morgan Freeman to do the documentary about the making of the podcast.
Give it a listen, give us some comments, give a little to get a little, give me a break and give generously to charity. Because it's all about love, people.
In this innagural episode of Outcast, we cover introductions, shoutouts, and robots! This week we talk about what to look for in a robot, how much we do and don't care about Megaman, bionic arms, Sucker Punch's first game, a whole lot of 50 Cent action, Ben's embarrassing gaming habits and much much more! Watch us flop around on the first Outcast!
This is the last word. A comprehensive list of all the Destructoid Chatizens and their appropriate details. Mostly useful if you're looking to game with the most rad peeps this side of the galaxy. If you want to get on the list, send a message to Zwuh or poke someone inside their chat parts.
Arttemis XBL: Arttemis | PSN: Arttemis | Steam: TheAugust Plays: Team Fortress 2, Day of Defeat.
Ashcrexl PSN: Ashcrexl Plays: Uncharted 2, Call of Duty.
ChronicusPr1me PSN: chronicus_pr1me | WoW: Chronicus (Norgannon Realm) Plays: Crysis 2, World of Warcraft, Gran Turismo 5.