I don't care I know it's late, so what? I'm stoned and for once in a while I feel like blogging something. So sit, back. Adjust your seats. Get those tissues ready. It's time to discover who the Ninja that has been plaguing Dtoid with his horrible blogs, distasteful and flame filled comments, and Shurikens of Logic. (Pictured: Shurikens of Logic...if one has already been thrown through your skull, you most likely know what they look like.)

1. Otomiru Is Japanese for Oatmeal.
I saw it when I was 15 in a Japanese to English Dictionary, and immediately it became my Xbox Live Gamer tag, and everything (DSI, MMO's, AIM, DTOID, STEAM) else. I don't know exactly why I picked it. My name before that had been EighthSm0k3 and OtomiruNinja just sounded way cooler.

2. I am Italian, German, Irish, Greek, and Polish.
Meaning that I am a Greasy Nazi Drinking to the Gods After tripping over..... something.
Haha.

I think I'm also part Rastafarian. Ire'!

3. The first shooter I ever played was 007 Goldeneye on N64.
And I fucking tore shit up. At 5 years old I was the only one in my house who had beat it, let alone on 00 Agent. Shortly after came a hefty addiction to Perfect Dark, a game I remember playing from the day it came out until just before Halo's release. Of course there was Halo. Then Halo 2. I wish i had everyone one of those hours of my life back. I spent way too much time playing Halo 2. I was a youngin' but I wasn't like the bratty little shits I hear on these days, I always played objectively, caring more about winning the game fairly then how many kills I got. These days I still play Halo 3, Halo 1, and sometimes some Perfect Dark.

4. I can probably beat you at Rock Band Guitar.
Unless your better than me. Than I can't beat you.

STAR POWER! fgt.

5. I'm a Bus Boy at Red Lobster.
But hey, it's my first job. Life only gets better, and then you FAIL, right? lol
I'm not yet but going to go to college for Game art and Design or something like that, I want to design and build video games. My dream is to one day have my own Company and to be Design Lead on a really good game. I've play so many video games throughout my life, I know I could make a bitchin' game with the proper schooling.

6. I take Zombies seriously.

I own at least 3 copies of this book. I'm gonna fucking be ready, man. I've got it all planned out.
First I'm gonna... wait... I'm not gonna tell you my zombie plan! You might turn into zombies and come get me. Fuck that, I'm gonna have enough to deal with.
Assholes, trying to steal my zombie plan.

7. I DO DRUGS.

I said NSFW.
Don't worry, I'm not a junkie. Or some kinda crack head. I only smoke pot. On occasion I have done Salvia Divenorum but haven't recently as it has been outlawed in my state. Twice in my life i have done psychedelic mushrooms. I'm not sure i want that number to get any higher. But I do smoke a lot of pot and, I donate to NORML when I can. I've been smoking since May 2006. Legalize it.

8.When i was 17,
I moved out of my Mom's house and lived with two of my friends at one of their Mom's houses for about two months. In those two months, I brought my gamer score from 4000 to 10000+. It was kinda cool.

9.When I was 16,
My xbox 360 was stolen off a friends front porch when we had gone inside to get a drink after smoking on said porch. Cottonmouth is a motherfucker and so is the motherfucker that motherfucking stole my xbox. We never caught him, but luckily the dumb fuck changed my Gamer Tag to its hustle, so when i finally got my xbox 360 elite, I was able to resume being the OtomiruNinja.

10.All of this was a clever ruse.
........Look behind you. Now look up. Look down? Have you found me yet? Lord, I really should have killed you by now, I mean I am at the right address aren't I? Maybe I'm smoking a bowl outside your window cause you read too fucking slow. Whatever, just, *sigh* stay there, leave a comment or something troll Dtoid for a few hours. I'll be there to kill you.

I am a Ninja, afterall.