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10:07 PM on 12.13.2007

I got a robot -- Christmas came early edition
Joseph Leray 25 comments




You read that right -- Christmas came early for me this year, and I got a Smoking Robot. If you don't know yet, check out Niero's explanation of the Destructoid/Smoking Robot connection.

Anyway, the first toy in my big boy toy collection comes courtesy of a special friend that some of you know as she-Orcist. The rest of you may call her Andrea. Head over to her Vox for some pictures. I don't know what else I'll be getting, but if it's half as sweet as this, you'll all be hearing about it.

And no, there aren't any epic credits, or a sweet soundtrack, or a fart noise at the end because I'm not a Workmeng, and I don't know how to use iMovie. I would've done it, but my computer is in a bunch of little pieces on a highway in Alabama (no joke), and even when it was in one piece, it was never sweet enough for movie editing. Think of it as a sneak peak into my life. I'm not a black man, and I'm not Justin Timberlake.

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CannibalCalvin 's Destructoid Blog
ZOMG lulz
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Why for you cut hair?
Brad Rice's Destructoid Blog
Nerd.
Milofo's Destructoid Blog
Nice peach fuzz
Jordan Grim Devore's Destructoid Blog
This shit just got real.
timepants's Destructoid Blog
DO WANT
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
Aww look he is trying to grow a beard!

Massive epic sweet gift!
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
awesome video Orcist! Enjoy your new robot.
angusm's Destructoid Blog
Dope post.
Even doper robot.
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
It's not peach fuzz, it's just light-colored!

Ok. Fine, it's peach fuzz. But it's mine, and I like it. Adam, can I borrow some of yours?
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
Just use Lemon's pubes. The Brillo pad will get the dirty off.
bleep's Destructoid Blog
HAHA nice! SMMMMMMMMmmmmmokin'
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
@topher: First thing I thought! Lol.

I WANT SMOKE ROBOT YUH! :D
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I LOLed when you told the robot to “shut the fuck up”. It would’ve worked much better if you could’ve kept your composure afterwards, though.
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
@Bronx -- I wasn't trying to be funny. The robot spazzing out wasn't scripted or anything, so I legitimately cracked up. He's cantankerous, and crotchety.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
That was actually pretty funny. Merry early Christmas!
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I want one!
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
Orcist is lookin good ;-D

Also: I couldn't stop lolling!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
NOOO! DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL!!
Tiff's Destructoid Blog
I <3 you
Dyson's Destructoid Blog
Regardless of the fact that I will be forever confused as to which person you truly are (PAX, remember), I still think that this video is awesome, and that you rawk the sox of of any robot -- smoking or otherwise.
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HAY SUP I'm Joseph Leray. I'm from Mississippi and recently graduated Sewanee, the University of the South*, which prevents me from spending as much time writing articles and posting in the forums as I would like.

*Don't worry, no one else has ever heard of it either.

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