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So here's me,

My real name is Max and I'm a diehard Browncoat. I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars universe left over from a childhood obsession, as well as an actual Star Wars encyclopedia, but that's another matter.

I like to sleep, but keep odd hours, I like food A LOT, I like TV on occasion, I'm not a huge fan of any music except symphonic, and apparently I have bad music taste, even at 20 I can barely grow enough facial hair to justify shaving more than twice a week, I love to write, I kinda read, I hate a couple of the people in my J-school program, HBO is perfect, LOST is actually alright, I'm a total gearhead, Avatar was a terrible movie but an incredible experience, How to Train Your Dragon was very, VERY awesome, and all I want at this moment is a 1:1 stuffed Appa.

Guess what this last paragraph used to be for? My two cents on the games/art debate. Guess what's here now? NOTHING, and that's the way I likes it.




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So here's the deal,

It being the five year anniversary of our fair website's emergence from the dark, scary womb of Niero's brain, and the 20 somthingth anniversary of Niero's emergence from the dark, scary womb of his mother, I thought I'd put something I learned in school, as well as internet arts both black and sinister, to actual use, and present you guys with something kinda cool. Check this shit out:

Destructoid.com - Age: 2 1/2 Weeks



The suckling babe, fresh out of the womb, takes its first steps into a big, scary, Rule 34 controlled internet world.

Destructoid.com - Age 1 Year



Sporting a picture of its handsome birth mother, little Destructoid (Destructy to its friends at school) has gained slight motor function, and remained ad free, at least up top.

Destructoid.com - Age 2 years, 1 month



Growth has certainly had an effect on little Destructy after 2 years, and it's gone through a visual change, many would say for the better. Now called Destructoidy by the other websites in its class.

Destructoid.com - Age 3 Years, 1 day



Now simply known to its classmates as Dtoid, the site has learned to walk, talk, and poop. All at once. It's also started to look much more like its current toddler form (Not a metaphor for quality, just the image of a three year old walking talking and pooping at the same time made me laugh)

Destructoid.com - Age 4 Years



Just a year ago today, ish, this is the site we all remember quite well. It wasn't as stand-uppy as its earlier incarnations and- you know what, I've completely run out of appropriate childhood metaphors. Think 'em up yourself. But yeah, the following year, possibly internet puberty, would see many changes to the layout of the site, some retracted for QA, some kept, blah blah blah

And here's how it looks now

So that's my little present to you and to anyone else curious about how the site evolved, hope it was enjoyed.

And I don't think I've said this myself yet, but happy birthday Destructoid, oh conveyor of vidja gaem competenece, and hapy birthday Niero, robot-headed omnipotent creat-o-tron.

~Om nom nom nom...
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And here I was hoping you'd actually been keeping screenshots every time it changed its layout over the years. You should have included beta.destructoid.com, though its life was pretty short!
Very nice!... kinda of like those pencil marks on the kitchen doorway that show how tall a kid was at various ages. It's pretty cool to look back and see the growth! :)
Oh what Elsa said times a thousand. This was lovely!
Nice, dude! A very fitting homage to our robot overlord. Happy birthday, Niero and Dtoid!
Great blog, brings back some memories. I can't believe I was lurker until about the three and a half year mark. Seriously, Dtoid has had an impact on my life that nothing else has ever had.
Man, I didn't join until we had the layout that's still being used for viewing blogs such as these.

Awesome to see the growth, man!
Awesome stuff!

I never got too see the birth but I was around for the 1st birthday!
Very cool. It's also sort of fun to look at the article titles displayed in each of the screencaps and remember what the people here had to say about the stuff that was going on in the gaming world at the time. This place has had an enormous effect on me, and it makes me smile to see how much it's grown and developed over the years.
Oh how interesting! Tell me, do you keep tabs on everything here? Plotting something? Maybe?
The first time I heard about Destructoid was actually through GamePolitics, apparently when someone wearing the robot head showed up at a political debate and started shouting questions at... Leland Yee, I think. Some politician or businessman, anyway, back in the days when GamePolitics was owned and edited by Dennis McCauley.

I remember thinking not thinking much about it, since I was mostly there to laugh at the delicious Jack Thompson drama.

However I stumbled across this place last year, and honestly couldn't be happier with any site. Any site which not only employs, but champions the behavior of a guy like Jim firmly has tongue in cheek and has no plans whatsoever to bow down to pressure from publishers or developers, which is refreshing in the wake of things like reviewers getting fired for poorly scoring a game the site was advertising.

Good retrospective.
no beta.destructoid? I guess everybody forgets the awkward years of puberty.

Great retrospective!
This was awesome, thanks Max!
Thanks for the history lesson. Very nice.
Thanks for putting this together for us. It's really cool to see how the site has evolved.
Wonderful blog. I wish I'd been around during those early years - the last photo was the only one I recognised - but hopefully will be for many more to come! Hopefully in five years' time, a community member will be doing something like this for Flixist!
hahaha, blast from the past! XD
I nostalgia'd hard.
Whoa, time-warped! Loved this!!
Wow Max, you still come here? I thought you had disappeared!
Having never seen anything before 4 years, it's nice to see what the site looked like once upon a time.
Fun stuff! I like the different looks, the nice age progression. Thanks for sharing this. Kinda stalker-ish to be taking pictures of it for so long ;). I've only just begun with Dtoid, but it feels like a second or third home. I can't wait to grow with and get to know my fellow dtoiders.
Very cool! Please continue to use your internet powers in service of the light.

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