My roommate(known as crakieracooon on here) rants about how awesome this site is and, after browsing around a bit- I think I'll have to agree.
What to say? First blogs are alway the most awkward for me. It feels as though I'm in high school again, sitting at a desk while attempting to come up with that glorious first sentence that begins an entire creative writing assignment.
But, well, I've gotten this far- right?
I suppose a slight introduction is in order. I'll just stick to the basics- I'm twenty-one, female, and enjoy quite the wide variety of games. Also, I suck at console FPS but on my behalf, I haven't played on since Goldeneye for N64. PC FPS is a different story. [Oorah TF2] Other than that, I stick to my hack n' slash, role play, or whatever I can pick up that doesn't require me aiming.
Currently, I am playing the ever so angst ridden Lost Odyssey and somehow I've managed not to slit my wrist between cutscenese. Seriously. Most of the game is on a down note so if you're going to play- I suggest you bring on that bucket of happypills you've saved up from your emoteen days. Those four discs are keeping me at bay while I wait for a friend to return my DMC4 and the wonderful Ookami game that's soon to be released. Yes, yes- I have a weakness for that game and why not? The art style is beautiful as is the music and the gameplay is pretty interesting.
Please ignore Reaprar. He/She'll eventually leave you alone and go fap to Alex's baby pictures.
Welcome. Be aware that this site houses many assholes, and they will flock to you like a crackwhore to Colombia. CTZ, however, will protect you with his laser sharks. Hugs and kisses. Bye.
Hi, I'm Aertyr. I hate fireworks too. Penguins are definitely the new thing, you know what I mean? I mean seriously, those kids need to stop their jibba jabba. Dang.
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Don't let it be awkward baby.
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
Welcome -- I love you. You can lick my toes, if you'd like.
Welcome!
Eww, your getting stalkers...Awww how cute!
Bienvenidos.
High ho Silver is used in many songs, but if you refer to the classic countrysong "Honey Hush".. Welcome goddamnit!
Welcome, and don't suck.
And don't pull a vixen.
Welcome aboard..watch out for Sadistic. He's a hippie.
salut
Please ignore Reaprar. He/She'll eventually leave you alone and go fap to Alex's baby pictures.
Welcome. Be aware that this site houses many assholes, and they will flock to you like a crackwhore to Colombia. CTZ, however, will protect you with his laser sharks. Hugs and kisses. Bye.
Welcome -- I love you. You can lick pinksage's toes, if you'd like.
welcome to the toids of D. Just get ready to be raped for boobs by many.
and don't ever EVER be ashamed about okami. That game is beautifully done in both art and gameplay.
:(
I wanted TF2 360 action.
So... you gonna send us some pics or what?
GTFO NOOB!
Just kidding. Welcome aboard. And yeah, that first disc of Lost Odyssey is depressing.
Welcome to Destructoid. Prepare for worse hazing than a steroid taking fraternity
Welcome to Destructoid.
I'm glad your roommate approves of your stalkers already. :P
o hai!
Welcome :)
Hi, I'm Aertyr. I hate fireworks too. Penguins are definitely the new thing, you know what I mean? I mean seriously, those kids need to stop their jibba jabba. Dang.
So wait, what is this blog about again?
Welcome, people will tend to give you a lot of attention right now since you have no penis. This is the way of the internet. Have fun and don't suck.
welcome to destructoid!
also cocks... and vajayjays.
Welcome
An excellent introduction. You do not suck yet, keep it up!
Also, your first sentence sounded a lot like Dr. Zoidberg to me, which made it full of win at the get-go.
Slay the evil white screen and don't suck.
Welcome! :D
Awesome
Welcome to dtoid, watch your step, little robots walk here.
Could you quit, and then sign up again, so we can have two non-failure introductory blogs in a row? It would set a record.
Welcome. Some of those people up there love you.
welcome
and yes
me and Mr.Sadistic love you
Welcome. Cue Dtoid also cocks salute by all. Lol. Enjoy your stay.
Do some good posts though, cause some of these sucker in here struggle to do a decent blog etc.
Welcome, everything i should say has probably been said already.
Welcome! Hurray for a nice opening post!
...continue the nonsuckage and you shall be a star.
Welcome to Destructoid! I'm playing through lost odyssey too <3
Welcome to the best/worst place on the internet. Don't suck... unless it's a part of pinksage.
wut he sed ^
welcome, in the fourm we have a perfect place to make intros like this. go to the forums meet and great section and check it out. see ya there!
But Y0j1mb0, I want to be the resident hippy!
Your intro post is inspiring me to write an intro post.