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As described in the Urban Dictionary...

1. ocified-Being completed wasted to the point you dont know what to do with yourself.

Man if i hit that shit again ill be ocified

2. XBOXer-A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.

"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"

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I'd Like to Thank the Academy...
Ocified-Xboxer | 3:56 PM on 05.14.2008 14 comments


I have to say thank you for shitting on me in the newest Podcastle episode Wardrox. I'm actually quite liberal, and do not hate on recession of the hairline. However, I would like to point out that said recession is more noticable due to the horrible Faux Hawk....A most hated hairstyle....Reguardless of status, or hairline. I'd also like to say, I'm not a moron. Thank You.

Good Night, and Good Luck.



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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:22
wardrox
<3
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:23
Jim Sterling
I'm still an Xboxer fanboy, if that helps.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:24
Hollie Bennett
I <3 wardrox
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:41
Ocified-Xboxer
As always, Sterling Jimpresses me with his wisdom. I'm going to say I have about 3 weeks (maybe) before I beat the dead horse, but I will continue on.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:46
akathatoneguy
Boo fauxhawk! Hooray, beer!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 16:50
MaxVest
George W. Bush voted against the recession before he voted for it.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 17:28
Dynamic Sheep
My g/f thinks I'm most sexy with a faux hawk. Who's opinion do I value more highly?
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 19:09
Ocified-Xboxer
Opinions are like assholes...And the interwebz is full of both.

I have to say, I was slightly happy to be called a cunt by an upstanding English woman (as far as I know)...It dripped of disdain...Call me sentimental, but any time I hear a woman use the word cunt, I get a boner.
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 19:10
Ocified-Xboxer
^Not in porn though...That seems tasteless.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 20:59
Clockwork
Words are like bullets...
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2008 04:29
Tamz
Conrad's recap title says it all:

'Fuck you and your whining, you brought it on yourself'
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2008 11:27
Mushman
HAHA!! Great post, podcastle, and yes Octified, Cunt really should be said only by females, let your girl say it,

then

ZING!!
you should know the rest, my freind
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2008 11:43
GeneralWong
Wardrox lives in Manchester (i heard) so that makes him a even bigger cunt.
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2008 14:44
Ocified-Xboxer
@ Tamz - Who is whining? I know what I said to Wardrox, and I know what was said on the Podcastle...Getting a nod from Wardrox was great, and was thanking him for being a good sport and having a bit of fun with what I said, and me. I really didn't mean to offend him, and I don't believe he was...

Reading comprehension is pretty awesome...Try it once in a while.
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