I am here, now telling you Jack Thompson, that I hope you will take up this cause as you have to video game censorship....Let us chase and annoy Motorola, Nokia, Sprint, and Samsung...Let us sue Verizon, and AT&T...Let us go to the mattresses and war with the "Can you hear me now" guy and his roving army....Because Cell Phones make kids into killers...



Think I'm kidding? look here

Clearly cell phone loss and forcing child labor (the dreaded "chores") are causing our young people to wantonly commit horrible crimes. I'll be by to pick you up on Tuesday (It's Memorial Day weekend, so I need to party first...But then...Then we will stomp out these heathens who love cell phone violence...

Studies prove that if Naomi Campbell didn't have a blinged out celly, she never would have thrown it at her maid, and she would have never gone to jail for assault...It is irrefutable evidence backed up by my own experts who say psychologically these cell phones are invading our heads with these crazy microwaves....Need more proof?

HERE!!!!!




So come on Jack...Lets go get those cell phone making killer companies!