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So this is my blog. I collect religious art, taxidermy things and play video games old and new. I've been playing video games for over twenty years and for better or worse have begun to develop perspective on them. Heaven help me. I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.



Forever.





This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.



This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?




Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.






















LOL Andy was here LOL
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Dear recapper: I understand if you fail this. You do what you must just I have done what I felt I needed to do.

To Montgomery Albatross Ayn Randy Gimme a Handy Dixon:

You are our friend.





You are our compatriot.





You are an asset to Destructoid and help make this e-house and e-home for so many of us.





Some of us have had the privilege of knowing you intimately.





Boner.





You are 30.





But I prefer to think of you as two 15-year-old Tool fans duct taped together.





Black Jesus bless you.




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I did a GIS for "old boner". This was the first thing that popped up.
Old boner!
:')

Thanks, buddy. This meant a lot <3
BONERS!!!

By the way, you used my name in the title. I won't say which one.
That picture was taken seconds before I did Andy on the showfloor. In front of everybody.

Happy Birthday boner boy! <3
Andy appreciation - I can dig it.
Boners for everyone!
I really only posted that image because I think her hand is on his boner
A gentelman

A scholar

An inspiration

Mr Andy Dixon is none of these things, but damn if he doesn’t know how to exquisitely precision drop the word BONER in a comment thread.
*wipes a tear of my eye* So beautiful!
Today on StuntCocks we're gonna go drinking with eighties stars because it's somebody's birthday!



[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0"][/URL]

Click that second picture for a special birthday video!

YEAH! THE BEST! I'm not allowed in Chuck E. Cheese any more!
HAHA YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
The future is lame even with John Goodman it it?! My mind cannot process that improbability! Are there at least trash talking daleks that mix up shouts of "Exterminate!" with "Kill all these a$$ holes!"?

Btw that chick at the bottom with a stick covering her junk is so hawt! Er,....oh.....damn traps!
Someday maybe when I'm worthy I'll receive a cake made of tits just like Randal Marshal! It's good to have goals!

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