Will your girl get between you and your scheduled meeting with your dad Haggar?
Someone's gotta give, man.
Also, you don't bleed awesome. You are a gust of sheer badassery whom we are priveleged to read it's boner inducing blogs.
Much respektz, yo.
Someone's gotta give, man.
Also, you don't bleed awesome. You are a gust of sheer badassery whom we are priveleged to read it's boner inducing blogs.
Much respektz, yo.
That first picture is really something quite special that you don't see every day. I know exactly what you mean by the boyfriend-esque reaction to the lady playing games. I enjoy the fact that my wife enjoys playing games, even if it's not necessarily games I'm into. Shared interests, I guess.
I'm once again pleased to catch a cameo of something I sent you. :)
I'm once again pleased to catch a cameo of something I sent you. :)
Right. Well, first, you seem to be bit pudgy around your waist. Exercise is good for body and soul. Second,Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is a game I look forward to, but I didn't pre-order. Hopefully it'll be around. Finally, my baby teeth....just saying.
Who the FUCK would put swiss cheese and jelly in a gigantic, rolled-up pancake? Nobody, that's who. Galactus is a goddamn liar.
You're looking positively Tim "The Toolman" Taylor-ish with the tool belt ensemble. RUH! RUH! RUH! That's the noise he made on the show, which is surprisingly hard to onomatopoeiatize.
I'm getting MvC3 next week, so feel free to send me an invite if you want to play some time. See ya around!
You're looking positively Tim "The Toolman" Taylor-ish with the tool belt ensemble. RUH! RUH! RUH! That's the noise he made on the show, which is surprisingly hard to onomatopoeiatize.
I'm getting MvC3 next week, so feel free to send me an invite if you want to play some time. See ya around!
You totally rock that Hawaiian shirt. Do you work in an art gallery of sorts?
btw I love whatever that fish picture is in the bottom right corner of the last supper pic.
btw I love whatever that fish picture is in the bottom right corner of the last supper pic.
I keep trying to comment on how wonderful this blog is but I can’t help but scroll back up to that picture of Galactus.
Is he angry at the pancake? Or is he just psyching himself up to really eat the fuck out of it?
Is he angry at the pancake? Or is he just psyching himself up to really eat the fuck out of it?
I look forward to MvC3's release like a prisoner looks forward to parole. We will battle. We will laugh. We will drink. We will have the time of our lives.
@Lenigod: WHY WON'T THE BLEEDING STOP!
@Epic-KxDtoid: Oh heavens no. The lady know what this game means to me. We share the tv but time will be set aside for me and Haggar. /respek
@Wrenchfarm : Magnificent, yes?
@Rhuno: I am a little bit Golden Girls, a little bit gay porn but I make do.
@knutaf: Heh, thanks. Yeah, its nice when your lady enjoys the things you enjoy as well. Now if I can just get her into bum fights. Hell yeah the Anti-Christ instruction manuel sits near me at all times in case I have to reference it:)
@LawofThermalDynamic Know what else is good for the soul? Mall walking.
@Char Aznable: I do not understand the Galactus image at all. I can only assume being a world eater is similar to being pregnant in that you crave odd things. Oh we shall play a game or five and I will talk mad shit which I will probably not be able to back up.
@Caiters Thank you. I wear lots of Hawaiian shirts because I am afraid of love. I work for an art gallery located on a college campus. I am the registrar/collections manager.
@mrandydixon And you look like you need something nailed.
@Handy: I wish I could quit you.
@Corduroy Turtle Truer words, my friend.
@Epic-KxDtoid: Oh heavens no. The lady know what this game means to me. We share the tv but time will be set aside for me and Haggar. /respek
@Wrenchfarm : Magnificent, yes?
@Rhuno: I am a little bit Golden Girls, a little bit gay porn but I make do.
@knutaf: Heh, thanks. Yeah, its nice when your lady enjoys the things you enjoy as well. Now if I can just get her into bum fights. Hell yeah the Anti-Christ instruction manuel sits near me at all times in case I have to reference it:)
@LawofThermalDynamic Know what else is good for the soul? Mall walking.
@Char Aznable: I do not understand the Galactus image at all. I can only assume being a world eater is similar to being pregnant in that you crave odd things. Oh we shall play a game or five and I will talk mad shit which I will probably not be able to back up.
@Caiters Thank you. I wear lots of Hawaiian shirts because I am afraid of love. I work for an art gallery located on a college campus. I am the registrar/collections manager.
@mrandydixon And you look like you need something nailed.
@Handy: I wish I could quit you.
@Corduroy Turtle Truer words, my friend.
So, yeah. I read your caption above the Cactuar picture. Then I looked at the Cactuar picture. And for the tiniest of breaths (yet strangely it did seem a cosmically grand span of temporal expendature) my mind interpreted the image to be a giant Cactuar penis erecting itself from a little tuft of pubic hair.
And . . . I was happy. I was really OK with that. So much so, in fact, that when I realized my erroneous conclusion I did indeed feel a little poopy.
That aside, a rather fetching community update this evening, my dear. When I am again before my computer terminal I shall certainly, as the French say, le fap.
And . . . I was happy. I was really OK with that. So much so, in fact, that when I realized my erroneous conclusion I did indeed feel a little poopy.
That aside, a rather fetching community update this evening, my dear. When I am again before my computer terminal I shall certainly, as the French say, le fap.
That hammer of yours compliments you very well. Every men should wear a dangling hammer in between their legs. We would have less noisy motorcycles/cars rolling around. Also, the ladies would always be looking at our crotches.
I tried listening to Orbital a while back, but never really got the urge to get one of their albums. Is there any I should look for in particular?
Also, is Jesus crying piss? Or maybe it's honey. WHO KNOWS?!
I tried listening to Orbital a while back, but never really got the urge to get one of their albums. Is there any I should look for in particular?
Also, is Jesus crying piss? Or maybe it's honey. WHO KNOWS?!
Love the beard.
I love how that hammer is nicely placed.
I love that MVC3 will bring awesome times.
I love that Plague Doctor.
I love you.
I love how that hammer is nicely placed.
I love that MVC3 will bring awesome times.
I love that Plague Doctor.
I love you.
If I can somehow get Gold service again, I will play MVC3 with you whenever and wherever.
I need that game to live. I fear I may not make it through next week if something were to happen to mah pre-order.
Also, Cactaurs have excellent balance. Learn.
I need that game to live. I fear I may not make it through next week if something were to happen to mah pre-order.
Also, Cactaurs have excellent balance. Learn.
"Saint Christ the Clean"? Oh wow...I want one. :)
Also, I can see what you mean about getting burned out on RDR. SEMI-SPOILER FOLLOWS
The second playthrough is nowhere near as enjoyable because you know there's no way for Marston to win this thing. Plus the Mexico song didn't play last time around, which killed a surprisingly large part of the magic for me.
Also, I can see what you mean about getting burned out on RDR. SEMI-SPOILER FOLLOWS
The second playthrough is nowhere near as enjoyable because you know there's no way for Marston to win this thing. Plus the Mexico song didn't play last time around, which killed a surprisingly large part of the magic for me.
Occams. I have written too much today to have anything of beauty left over for your blog. Would it please you, I'd happily give the tears of remorse that swell to fill this bitter word chasm.
You look dazzling in that tool belt.
You look dazzling in that tool belt.
AHHHHH, your house is the epicenter of awesomeness. How much would it cost for me to get to sleep under your bed? At daytime I would wander around in your mansion marveling at the art´s that´s on display. And each and night you would come home and re-arrange them, maybe switch out some of them. Keeping me endlessly entertained and you endlessly rich. That would undoubtedly put and end to cumbersome cock blocks , that way everyone could live happily and prosper!
It's unwritten fact that nobody cares about the Mexico part in RDR. It's the bit where Marston finds an excuse to dress up like Clint Eastwood and the story turns into a Spaghetti Western, yet the sub-plot is terribly weak because it ticks off all the cliches and rambles towards the end. Plus, there's not enough Landon Ricketts.
Also:
Jealous?
Yeah, you're jealous.
Also:
Jealous?
Yeah, you're jealous.
Sangre de Cristo, Occams! How can you fit so much awesome into one blog!?! Oh, btw: you've got quite the impressive tool... belt... Yeah, tool belt. : )
Minerva's Den: Thought about it. May go for it in the near future. The gathering/horde aspect of the last game left a bitter taste in my mouth, so I wasn't sure if I wanted any more of that.
Catholic Imagery: Pretty nutty folks, IMO. They do have a knack for capturing the depressing, though. Do you have any Voodoo/Catholic art in your collection? Being that you're in LA, something like that would fit in nicely.
Thanks again for another glimpse into your world! Also: The Hawaiian/Cardigan/Cowboy Boot combination is quite fetching, but Gaga has already done it, I'm afraid. Bitch!
: )
Minerva's Den: Thought about it. May go for it in the near future. The gathering/horde aspect of the last game left a bitter taste in my mouth, so I wasn't sure if I wanted any more of that.
Catholic Imagery: Pretty nutty folks, IMO. They do have a knack for capturing the depressing, though. Do you have any Voodoo/Catholic art in your collection? Being that you're in LA, something like that would fit in nicely.
Thanks again for another glimpse into your world! Also: The Hawaiian/Cardigan/Cowboy Boot combination is quite fetching, but Gaga has already done it, I'm afraid. Bitch!
: )
@DynamoJoe: Cactaur porn. Ponder that a bit. Lord knows I have. Its out there. Somewhere. Waiting to be absorbed. Glad you enjoyed my scattered birdseed of a post.
@Kraid: Hammer cocks. It would really be a great ice breaker. Literally. As for Orbital, The Middle of Nowhere is the album that got me into them and Blue Album is what kept me coming back for more. I think Jesus is crying mana from heaven. So yeah, pissy honey.
@SteezyXL: I love this world with you in it.
@smurfee mcgee: Get Gold. Lets play. Battles. Get some. Cactaurs have the balance of a Ukranian ice skater. Its bothers me greatly.
@Sir Legendhead: Check your local thrift stores and old lady garage sales. Yeah, I have heard the Mexican army bit drags I'm just debating plodding through it.
@Beyamor: The words, no matter how few or numerous, are like sunshine diamonds in the dark forest of my heart. Thank you.
@Kaggen: For too long I have desired to have a secret friend who lived under my bed and made sure the quiet moments of my life never went afoul. Come to my humble abode and become a part of something beautiful.
@Stevil: I was forewarned of the Mexico bit but its a most jarring disconnect from the earlier bits with the most lovely Bonnie Macfarlane to helping some Mexican general shoot peasants. I'm hoping maybe it all comes together in the end and pays off cause otherwise, I don't know if I care anymore. Oh my, that's quite the album sir. Mayhaps I am a wee bit jealous. I have a copy of Weight that's the clear vinyl edition. Still trying to get most of the Black Flag albums just for the Raymond Pettibon art so I can display them. Ever met Rollins? He's keen.
@T3HM0RR0W: The gathering aspect annoyed me too at first but I got used to it or at least found a way to fend off the splicers without wasting all my ammo and using all my health. Really though, the plot is so worth it. Just brilliant stuff. I do have quite a bit of Catholic art purchased from thrift stores, old people and found on the side of the road. Voodoo stuff, not so much. Most of whats around is tourist stuff made to be sold in the French market. The real stuff tends to be kept by families which I can understand. Though I'd love to have some voodoo stuff. Haha, thank you for enjoying my garish ensemble. I am glad that I am not a bitch:)
@Kraid: Hammer cocks. It would really be a great ice breaker. Literally. As for Orbital, The Middle of Nowhere is the album that got me into them and Blue Album is what kept me coming back for more. I think Jesus is crying mana from heaven. So yeah, pissy honey.
@SteezyXL: I love this world with you in it.
@smurfee mcgee: Get Gold. Lets play. Battles. Get some. Cactaurs have the balance of a Ukranian ice skater. Its bothers me greatly.
@Sir Legendhead: Check your local thrift stores and old lady garage sales. Yeah, I have heard the Mexican army bit drags I'm just debating plodding through it.
@Beyamor: The words, no matter how few or numerous, are like sunshine diamonds in the dark forest of my heart. Thank you.
@Kaggen: For too long I have desired to have a secret friend who lived under my bed and made sure the quiet moments of my life never went afoul. Come to my humble abode and become a part of something beautiful.
@Stevil: I was forewarned of the Mexico bit but its a most jarring disconnect from the earlier bits with the most lovely Bonnie Macfarlane to helping some Mexican general shoot peasants. I'm hoping maybe it all comes together in the end and pays off cause otherwise, I don't know if I care anymore. Oh my, that's quite the album sir. Mayhaps I am a wee bit jealous. I have a copy of Weight that's the clear vinyl edition. Still trying to get most of the Black Flag albums just for the Raymond Pettibon art so I can display them. Ever met Rollins? He's keen.
@T3HM0RR0W: The gathering aspect annoyed me too at first but I got used to it or at least found a way to fend off the splicers without wasting all my ammo and using all my health. Really though, the plot is so worth it. Just brilliant stuff. I do have quite a bit of Catholic art purchased from thrift stores, old people and found on the side of the road. Voodoo stuff, not so much. Most of whats around is tourist stuff made to be sold in the French market. The real stuff tends to be kept by families which I can understand. Though I'd love to have some voodoo stuff. Haha, thank you for enjoying my garish ensemble. I am glad that I am not a bitch:)
I don't know that Minerva's Den is better than the entirety of Bioshock 2 but it is quite good. I love every thing Bioshock I've ever played though. Did you see the twist at the end of Minerva's Den coming? Because I sure didn't. I was floored and I loved it.
This girl I broke up with around thansgiving insisted on buying my Christmas gifts. Blue Dragon was one of them, still haven't cracked it open yet. I'm 50 hours into Final Fantasy 12 (not a typo, haven't actually played it in 2 years) plus I have Disgae and Persona 3: FES both untouched, hell Persona 3 is still in shrink wrap. So I have a lot of JRPG goodness to play before I get to Blue Dragon.
This girl I broke up with around thansgiving insisted on buying my Christmas gifts. Blue Dragon was one of them, still haven't cracked it open yet. I'm 50 hours into Final Fantasy 12 (not a typo, haven't actually played it in 2 years) plus I have Disgae and Persona 3: FES both untouched, hell Persona 3 is still in shrink wrap. So I have a lot of JRPG goodness to play before I get to Blue Dragon.
*looks at calendar*
*looks at bank account*
NOOOOOOOOOOO. Why must my Marvel vs Capcom 3 money be spent on Valentine's Day!!!!
WHY!!!
Also, Minerva's Den might be a good present for her since she loved Bioshock 2.
*looks at bank account*
NOOOOOOOOOOO. Why must my Marvel vs Capcom 3 money be spent on Valentine's Day!!!!
WHY!!!
Also, Minerva's Den might be a good present for her since she loved Bioshock 2.
That giant cactuar is among the hardest FF bosses in existence, Barring 11 and 14.
It's a real ... well, your girlfriend got it right. Cunt.
It's a real ... well, your girlfriend got it right. Cunt.
Damn my eyes if Minerva's Den doesn't sound like the kind of wild flavours I crave the taste of in my shooteRPG sandwiches. It may be a future fix after ME2 and FO3.

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