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So this is my blog. I collect religious art, taxidermy things and play video games old and new. I've been playing video games for over twenty years and for better or worse have begun to develop perspective on them. Heaven help me. I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.



Forever.



Oh snap. I Tumbl(r). Oh snap. I Tweet.

This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.



This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?




Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.

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Steam: Occams_Electric_Toothbrush
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PSN: Mother_Meat
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Gamertag: TheHumboldtKid

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Nickelback is the second worst band of all time. Occams electric toothbrush | 1:20 AM on 04.02.2009 18 comments

Creed is first. They are like the Chili's of music. -Now, that being said, I drew some art in MS paint and wanted to put it up on the interweb for all of you to see (and mock). Because really, what better way to express yourself artistically than using the drawing program that came installed on your computer's operating system. I know that I am not particularly talented (the hook hand makes it tough to do fine detail work) but I was more going for subject matter rather than style. So here are a few pieces of my terrible MS paint art. To describe it succintly, I would have to say it's the artistic equivalent of your cousin that eats sand and no one will talk about in polite company. Enjoy. Please note that this picture was cut off and that is the spider pope and not the spider pop. Though the spider pop could work too... So yeah, that's a sampling of my poorly drawn MS paint art. I figure if Andy Warhol can piss on some canvases and become a legend, I can doodle a penguin challenging the validity of the Arthurian legend for funsies. Attached photos: