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So this is my blog. I collect religious art, taxidermy things and play video games old and new. I've been playing video games for over twenty years and for better or worse have begun to develop perspective on them. Heaven help me. I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.



Forever.





This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.



This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?




Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.






















LOL Andy was here LOL
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Haggar



After all this time.



The moustache.



The belt strap in place of a shirt.



The khakis.



Mike Haggar is my biological father and he will be playable in Marvel vs Capcom 3.



To the recapper: I fully understand and accept the fact that you may have to fail blog this. Know that I hold no grudge nor bear you and your and ill will. This blog is simply an extension of the tangible, vanilla-scented joy I am currently experiencing at having an arcade pipe dream from years ago turn into a bright, shining reality. You do what you must just as I have done the same.




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Your joy smells like vanilla?

Odd. Mine smells like strawberries.
Damn, sucks to be Hagar The Horrible right now.

Mike Haggar.

Man of burning vigor.

President of Metro City.

Major of America.
DR DOOM JUST GOT A PILEDRIVER, FOO
Let's see them fail THIS. FAP FAP FAP
Haggar is still in good shape for a 67-year-old man. Dayum!

I wish I was more excited for MvC3, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm a big fan of fighting games in general, and I've loved every one of these crossover games going back to X-men vs Street Fighter. I think the art style turned me off initially, but I'll probably get into the game when it's released.
My only wish is that Holmes was still doing the Destructoid show so we could see him flip out over this news.
Every city needs a 3 feet angry mustache heavy wrestling ( ? ) champion as a mayor!
Haggar is officially one of the coolest video game concepts in history: The Wrestling Mayor who doesn't take shit from anyone.

His day has come.
This makes me weep Metro City tears.

All that's left is for Occams to be announced as a character.

I DARE THEM TO FAIL BLOG THIS
HAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm so happy for you!
3 to 2 odds that this gets topsauce
HAAAAAGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRR!


Piledrive that slut!
What Corduroy said. :)
So many pile drivers on the horizon.

Team Hagger, Thor, Chris for epic burliness.
He fucking yells "PILEDRIVER!" WHILE PILEDRIVING.
Capcom can clearly see into your dreams, so, thanks to Occams for making this happen.
I think he's the sprite incarnation of Jesse Ventura's character in predator, "Makes Cambodia look like Kansas"
No fail, but also no mention what-so-ever in the recaps. I feel gypped.
They won't fail blog you, mang. You're too popular for that.

Also, HAGGAR
Okay class, everyone take out your Rainbow Brite calculators, it's time for Toothbrush math.



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What SteezyXL said.
Ooh, I guess I had the wrong day. Topsauce.
Topsauce. Fuck Yeah!
I will share your joy in image form

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