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So this is my blog. I collect religious art, taxidermy things and play video games old and new. I've been playing video games for over twenty years and for better or worse have begun to develop perspective on them. Heaven help me. I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.



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Oh snap. I Tumbl(r). Oh snap. I Tweet.

This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.



This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?




Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.
























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Occams electric toothbrush | 11:19 AM on 02.19.2010 15 comments


Turns out that stomach ache I had on Monday was actually the gentle nudging of food poisoning. In honor of what I can only describe as a week........filled with new experiences, here's some pictures:



Monday 3pm




Monday 8pm




Tuesday 4am




Tuesday 9am



Tuesday 1pm




Tuesday 5pm


Late Tuesday night, I started to get better:









Wednesday 10am




Wednesday 9pm




Thursday 11am




Today.


So my week....has been a week. Hope yours was better. Have a great weekend everyone.



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Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 12:06
Kraid
Fapped for that rainbow puking 3-headed panda.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 12:13
Gobun
What the fuck did I just read?
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 12:14
Gobun
Fap'd for skullfuckery
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 12:21
Tubatic
After last night, it all makes sense. This is journalism. thank you for sharing.

Also I had no idea puking rainbows was such prolific iconography
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 12:55
Elsa
LOL! I don't think I've ever read a better "I've been sick" blog!
low tech's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 16:23
low tech
\\o \o/ o//
Scott Cowley's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 17:33
Scott Cowley
...
The fuck?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2010 20:59
ZekeThePlumber
Is Occam's Electric Toothbrush the simplest way to dental hygiene?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 00:32
Monodi
Rainbow barfing Shiva panda
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 01:29
CelicaCrazed
This was hilarious! Except for the whole "poisoning" part. Watch out, someone might want you dead.

o_O

;)

O_O
Donnie Conner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 12:24
Donnie Conner
This has got to be one of the greatest blog posts I've read in a while
ipadshouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2010 03:06
ipadshouse
Well, thats off topic..icant understand anything
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