I am the Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.
Well that certainly sounded dramatic.
I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.
This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.
This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?
I was recently gifted with a Dtoid card. Its hard to put into words how much this means to me that I am finally a playing card.
I am the God King of my Heart.
Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.
Hello gentle reader. Earlier this week I posted picture thoughts of my joy at receiving art from Beyamor. Not just art mind you but a comic book about me. I promised I would post the comic so here it is. Please excuse the talons that appear in the shots. My helper gets a bit handsy when I asked him to hold things for me. I am also using my digital camera to photograph these pages so the difference in picture quality and lighting is regrettable but manageable. Now, without further ado, I give you Beyamor's comic:
Yes those are Feyd's trunks from Dune I am wearing. When I realized that I squealed. You've seen what I look like. Now imagine that squealing. Now you see why I was and still am so happy. Take the joy you feel in your heart. Now make it a thing you can hold in your hand. Now pretend you are a ninja turtle and fight invisible monsters. Ok, take off your pants. No? Well, it was worth a shot.