The reason I love Uwe Boll, is the very same reason I hate Jim Sterling.

Because... I'll fucking kill you.

Uwe Boll truly is a funny guy, and I respect him. Sure, he doesn't make very good movies, and he's mutilated several plots from our favorite video games. However, he has one quality that is rarely seen in the movie industry these days. Self-Confidence.

You can call him ignorant, stupid, and egotistical, but you can never call him a sore loser.

Failure isn't bad, as long as you wear a smile and move on. Of course that's not exactly an easy task, there is always a part of us that wants us to sink deeper in our misery, and often times it's that part of us that we listen to.

I'm not one to talk about being a good loser however, since I've been kicking my friends asses for beating me at stuff for about 10 years. Board Games were no longer fun for anyone, because I'd have to cut off the thumb of the winner if it wasn't me. My anger towards loss grew nearly ten-fold with the release of Tekken. Losing at Tekken inspired a new hatred in me. A hatred towards life.

After killing my best friend because of his gay fucking cheap shit ass combo (FUCK YOU), I decided to stop playing Tekken. I also stopped carrying around a hammer, I think it made people nervous. It sure didn't make job interviews any easier.

What the hell am I even talking about? Sorry guys!