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I am pretty awesome, I'm a nice guy. I actually just lied to you, right to your stupid face. I bet you hate me. Stop reading this, I'm wasting your time.

Anyways, I'm a laid-back guy, with a sense of humor, and I love doing what I do. Which happens to be nothing. When I'm not doing nothing (DOUBLE NEGATIVE) I'm busy doing things that aren't important; like gaming!

I love Devil May Cry, and sometimes I cry when a great comes out on PC. I'm not a very good PC gamer, and my PC runs Crysis only on low (Barely, it crashes every 3 minutes).

If you're showing an interest in anything I type, feedback is fantastic. I'll do my best to waste my time as well as yours, just drop me a line, and gimme some advice, I have an opinion on everything.

Yes everything. Even what you're thinking right now. I think it's stupid.

P.S: I hate Jim Sterling.

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Okay, So I lied. Shut Up.
OMGLOLZ \| 11:00 PM on 05.07.2008	30 comments

Alright, as some of you may know, I wrote some fucking terrible blogs while I was going through a hard phase earlier. You all acted nicely, except some of you. Let me take this time to thank everyone, especially those who took the time to pretend I wasn't just babbling about anything my depressed little mind came across.

I'm sincerely sorry that I wasted your life with my non-sense, and I really appreciate your kindness towards my idiot self. However, there are some users who did not take kindly to my fragile self. I'd like to take this time to extend a nice "FUCK YOU" to Jim Sterling and all of his fake accounts he used to insult my blogs.

So I'm going to get back into the hate groove by telling you some new Jim Sterling facts I happened to dream up earlier today:

Jim Sterling only has two settings: Walk, and Kill.

When Jim goes swimming, he does not get wet. The water gets Jim.

When Jim was born, the only person crying was the doctor. Nobody slaps Jim Sterling.

It takes 16 puppeteers to make Jim smile, but only 8 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Jim Sterling is only man to have beaten reality. Jesus came close, but died on the last boss.

Jim Sterling recently trademarked the word "Trademark", rendering all other patents useless.

Jim Sterling wasn't born. He was forged.

Jim Sterling once yelled "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER" at Stephen Hawking. He hasn't moved since.

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29 comments | showing # 1 to 29

wardrox

Jim's fake accounts?

Also, some of those are funny, not hate full.

vexed alex

*sigh*

No one fucking likes you. No one. And if they do, no one likes them so it means nothing. It's like multiplying by zero.

the GAMEGOBLIN

Yeah, fake accounts, that's it. Because nobody would even think of disliking a fanatical arrogant prick like you, no sir. Because you are the greatest. Would you like a fucking sticker for your "accomplishments"? Maybe a cookie?

mix

While I did say you suck earlier I lol'd at your Jim facts, so you kinda earned a point.

Why are you so pissed at Jim, did he not send you the nude portraits like you asked?

the GAMEGOBLIN

"Yes everything. Even what you're thinking right now. I think it's stupid."

Oh fantastic! I was just thinking of you.

OMGLOLZ

theGAMEGOBLIN: I'd like some gamerscore while you're feeling generous please! :)

VexedAlex: So much hate! I used to be just like you. It's not a good road to be following, trust me on that one.

Velt

I liked the Jim Sterling hate site more.

vexed alex

Oh, no. I love pretty much everyone. I just dislike you.

Electro Lemon

Its good to know the "Chucknorrisfacts.com + Notepad" is still a viable method of plagiarism. Cunt.

OMGLOLZ

theGAMEGOBLIN: You're trying a little too hard man! Take it easy, I'm joking around here.

vexedalex: There is a first for everything I guess!

Jim Sterling

I personally think this guy is a fucking genius.

OMGLOLZ

GynecologistCobra: I actually thought these all up... I make up Vin Diesel facts in my spare time, and I replace his name with Jim. You might have come across some of my Vin facts, but I swear this is all legit.

Reeper

I agree Jim. I agree...

OMGLOLZ

Don't listen to Jim, he's trying to trick you into enjoying my writing! If you enjoy it too much, we'll all end up hanging out together.

If nobody is around to watch Jim, he could complete "9/11"-2 in mere seconds.

-PL-

I like the angle you're taking with this. You care, but you pretend that you don't care by acting like you care too much. Also, I think I just blew my own mind.

OMGLOLZ

-PL-: I've been flaming on the internet since it's conception. I'm not even slightly offended by these comments, people will be people.

Samit Sarkar

Oh, come on, vexed alex...some of these are pretty funny.

Skribble

Dude. Worse than you have come and gone, and nobody has ever created multiple accounts to flame people; it just isn't necessary.

Oh what a coincidence. Your blog start with a "Not my Turning Point gaming rig!" post. What a fucking great idea that competition turned out to be. Attracting stupid, fucking retards like you to , blogging about how not to watch a movie and that Jim Sterling is a gypsy.

You are wasting your time, our time and your life. Not to mention you are actually getting stupider every second by acting like an asinine prick. Get a hobby and do something constructive with your time, rather than blogging about bullshit that just makes everybody here hate you.

GTFO or STFUAJPG

ZServ

yeah, seriously dude. I dont act like an asinine prick, i am one. Also, jim you fucking cheating bastard

Aziel13

punani

kepler

I actually found some of these funny. Think people might be taking it a tad too serious? I can't see the problem, Jim doesn't seem too bothered by it by all accounts, so I don't understand why some people seem to jump on the hate wagon so readily.

Although I agree with people that the number of posts in the last 2 days has been slightly overwhelming.

Anus Mcphanus

Guys you need to chill out a little bit. I personally thought some of these were quite funny but if you don't then what ever happened to the "do not feed the trolls" rule?

aborto thefetus

I have to admit the Jim Sterling hate stuff is getting annoying, but some of you guys are being entirely too harsh.

I enjoy these Jim Facts, but you really need to stop focusing so much on Jim OMGLOLZ. It is really creepy.

gotdurnrite

I laughed. Then I realized that they sound remarkably similar to Chuck Norris jokes. You may not have "stolen" them but you were definitely inspired by them.

Char Aznable

"I make up Vin Diesel facts in my spare time"

Wow, man. Just...wow.

Skribble

@Char: Exactly what I was thinking.

dtomek

Internetting is serious business. Thanks for reminding me everyone. But if you are looking for whoever pissed in your cheerios this morning, my money isn't on OMGLOLZ as he is a mere mortal. It certainly has to have been Jim and his all-seeing-monocle. That guy in LOTR was just a pussified Jim Sterling.

EternalDeathSlayer

Some of these made me LoL.

Still.....

Velt

maybe is jack

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