Maybe.

Well I figured I'd do a blog about Jim Sterling. I'll start with his childhood! Of course Jim was never a "child", but I don't think they have a name for infant demons. Wait, yes they do! They are called "Jim Sterling."

School was hard for Jim, he had lots of trouble fitting in. He was often confused by the teachers lessons, specifically math. He eventually killed his teacher and absorbed her mind. With a full understanding of math, Jim set out to transform it into some form of torture. He called it "Calculus".

Ever since then, Jim has been spoiling everyone else's fun by destroying their hopes and dreams, killing all of their loved ones, and talking on his cell-phone in movie theaters. Seriously, he actually does that!

Recently, I found out that Metal Gear Online was awesome, and I kicked ass at it. So I started drinking... a lot. The beta was my bitch for a while, until somebody new joined the match! This nameless person immediately made me turn off my console and set it on fire. It was then that I realized the nameless person wasn't Bono, or Mr. T!

It had to have been Jim Sterling! It also could have been that pudding I licked off the sidewalk. My money is on Jim Sterling though.

I'm sorry guys, I'm really out of it lately, I just write the first thing that comes to mind.

Be nice please! :)