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About Me

I am pretty awesome, I'm a nice guy. I actually just lied to you, right to your stupid face. I bet you hate me. Stop reading this, I'm wasting your time.

Anyways, I'm a laid-back guy, with a sense of humor, and I love doing what I do. Which happens to be nothing. When I'm not doing nothing (DOUBLE NEGATIVE) I'm busy doing things that aren't important; like gaming!

I love Devil May Cry, and sometimes I cry when a great comes out on PC. I'm not a very good PC gamer, and my PC runs Crysis only on low (Barely, it crashes every 3 minutes).

If you're showing an interest in anything I type, feedback is fantastic. I'll do my best to waste my time as well as yours, just drop me a line, and gimme some advice, I have an opinion on everything.

Yes everything. Even what you're thinking right now. I think it's stupid.

P.S: I hate Jim Sterling.

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Factual Jim Sterling information. OMGLOLZ | 1:38 PM on 05.06.2008 17 comments

All of this article is 100 percent true. Especially that first part. Jim Sterling has only crapped once. It's name was Satan. The sun wears Jim Sterling screen. Jim Sterling was given a writing assignment in first grade. He proceeded to write the New Testament. In Soviet Russia, Jim Sterling still punches you in the face. When Jim plays chutes and ladders, he treats the chutes like ladders because he isn't some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide. The eternal conundrum of "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was solved when Jim punched himself in the face. Needless to say, Pluto is no longer a planet. Staring at Jim Sterling for long periods of time can cause blindness, and on rare occasions, fist sized bruises all over your face. What a bastard.