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11:21 PM on 05.25.2008

How To Stomp GH: World Tour

I wish for a more complicated Drum-set. Since I know a LOT of Rock Band fans, I've been looking into how you can make a more complicated drum set, without complicating and overcrowding the market. 1. Make it an add-on. Ma...   read

9:07 PM on 05.19.2008

Why Your Stupid Car Sucks...(NVGR)

Look, I'm not huge into hating stuff. However, that doesn't mean I never get angry. Case in point: people with loud pieces of shit on wheels. You're not fucking awesome, no matter how many spoilers you put on your shitty 198...   read

3:05 AM on 05.15.2008

Games That Need Sequels!

Well, since there is no law against it, I'm posting a blog again. Late nights and painkillers make me feel like writing, and you guys always seem to listen! I'm gonna tell you what games I think are in need of a sequel. I don...   read

2:11 AM on 05.15.2008

You're a Fanboy, and So Am I.

Deep down, all hardcore gamers feel an unbreakable bond towards a certain brand. In the real world, it's called loyalty. In the gamer community, you're a fanboy. It doesn't have to be this way! I'm here to give you some tips ...   read

12:14 AM on 05.08.2008

Don't Watch a Movie With These People:

Since you, my adoring fans, seem to LOVE it when I post about useless crap, I'm going to make an article about who you should NEVER see a movie with. All profiles are based off of stereotypes. 14 year olds: I don't think I e...   read

11:00 PM on 05.07.2008

Okay, So I lied. Shut Up.

Alright, as some of you may know, I wrote some fucking terrible blogs while I was going through a hard phase earlier. You all acted nicely, except some of you. Let me take this time to thank everyone, especially those who too...   read

10:37 PM on 05.06.2008

The Story Behind My Life

So I've had people ask me why I hate Jim Sterling so much. I always answer this question with the same statement I use when trying to get my roommate to pay his share of the rent: "Because...I'll fucking kill you." And it's...   read

1:38 PM on 05.06.2008

Factual Jim Sterling information.

All of this article is 100 percent true. Especially that first part. Jim Sterling has only crapped once. It's name was Satan. The sun wears Jim Sterling screen. Jim Sterling was given a writing assignment in first grade. ...   read

1:39 AM on 04.14.2008

Jim Sterling and Missing Animals

I woke up this morning, and I looked outside, to see the sun shining, the grass blowing, and the trees swaying so gently in the warm wind. So I flip over to the news, and I hear about an epidemic of missing cats and dogs. The...   read

2:27 PM on 04.03.2008

How to sell PC games.

The one thing that crosses my mind in the Console vs PC war is "why are consoles successful?" And it relies on a simple thing that crosses consumers minds. Longevity and security. PC needs a platform that upgrades every fi...   read

4:12 AM on 04.03.2008

Bad Animations are Embarrassing.

Quick blog here. Am I the only one who finds themselves embarrassed at some of the animations in video games? When I want to show a non-hardcore-gamer Condemned, he made fun of me because of the horrible voice acting and rid...   read

3:55 AM on 04.03.2008

EA and the fact that Jim Sterling is a Gypsy.

Now I was going to write this article jokingly about why EA is the reason WW2 happened. They made it happen so that they could make games about it until people stopped giving a shit. So of course I go to write this mind-numb...   read

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