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Destructoid Makes Huge Mistakes
OBAMA WHITEPEPE | 4:06 AM on 01.26.2009 50 comments


In a recent email i received, it said :


"Summary: a wily hacker got everyone's usernames and passwords, so we
changed them all. Your new login information is at the end of this message.This is the letter every web site operator hopes he never has to write: it
seems a glitch in our web site allowed someone to exploit the database this
weekend. We have confirmed that the intruder succesfully obtained
everyone's username and password.
As soon as we were alerted we shut down all servers, changed all passwords,
took our forums offline, and notified everyone via email with your new
randomly generated password. We're doing everything we can do prevent this
from ever happening again and deeply apologize for this incovenience.
On the bright side, we intentionally store very little personally
identifiable information. However, you may still be at risk: If you
frequently use the same password for other web services such as Gmail, Xbox
Live, PSN, Facebook, MySpace, or any other web site we strongly urge you to
update your password ASAP. This is a good policy in general.
Destructoid has reported the incident to IC3 (FBI's internet crime complaint
arm) and are working through our log files to learn more information on the
incident. We are also offering a $1,000 award to anyone with information
that leads us to prosecuting the intruder. If you have any information
please contact us."


If one fucking thing gets stolen im going to come over there and start cracking heads. Destructoid you fucking idiots, i knew not to fuck with this place. But now you are fucking with the wrong person on the web. you dont know me (i have connections).



You have a big problem if you mess with me. A bunch of jokes run this place. Anyone want to explain wtf is going on here?



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Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 04:30
Mikey
Ethernet connections? Or wireless?
xXTUBBYXx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 04:31
xXTUBBYXx
I can see you don't have a good Barber connection.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 04:46
garison
What?! Destructoid got hacked?

WHAT!?
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 04:47
Technophile
this seriously can't be real.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:04
UglyDuck
Yeah, Destructoid is shit for being hacked. It was real inconsiderate of Destructoid to get hacked right when you joined as well. And what a massive bunch of assholes for informing you about it, I mean, that's just low. Next time they should just NOT get hacked, like NORMAL.

But really, I sympathise man. This couldn't have come at a worst time for you, especially what with having to wake up every morning to that hair cut and the realisation that you are... well, you. It must be unbearable.

@Technophile
I thought that, but it just seems too genuinely idiotic. If this is a wind up, then it's some of the most convincing trolling I've seen in a long time. :D
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:13
nebones
OSHI DESTRUCTOID BETTER WATCH HIS BACK!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:16
Red TheHaze Veron
Combover.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:25
Vitamin Awesome
ಠ_ಠ
Perry Simm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:33
Perry Simm
Nice try, but the picture was too much. Obvious troll is obvious.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:40
wardrox
"douchejpg-468x.jpg"

har har. More subtle :)
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 05:50
hood_954
trolls really should get avatars. o0o0o0o now you don't know WHERE i'm coming from! nah but honestly if you're stupid enough to use the same password for everything on the web, you have no one to blame but yourself
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 06:08
UglyDuck
@Wardrox
Fucking incredible. Well played, person.
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 06:27
lastSKYsamurai
"But really, I sympathise man. This couldn't have come at a worst time for you, especially what with having to wake up every morning to that hair cut and the realisation that you are... well, you. It must be unbearable."

Ah! HA! HA! UglyPhil that's gold! Gold!
otogi guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 06:42
otogi guy
hilarious

when do we get the forums back anyway?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 06:45
Aziel13
zomg fellow Dtoiders lets all wear our anti head crakcing helmets
I'd like to see him get through those
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 07:05
Justice
That haircut is screwed and @ Otogi Guy we apparently get them on or before Wednesday.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 07:17
Cowzilla3
I wish I could wear large silver chains that well.
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 07:19
Tehmtnlion
That haircut has child molester written all over it.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 07:32
UglyDuck
I just can't get over that picture. I'd feel sorry for them for their picture being used in this blog, but they probably have more pressing issues to deal with like trying not to have a nervous breakdown whenever they catch a glimpse of themselves in a reflection.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 08:23
Tubatic
Wardox just hacked the gibson.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 08:34
BlindsideDork
You haven't posted any information unless you started a new account, why you complaining? fail.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 08:38
psycho terror2
wow, can't believe people are seriously responding to this soon-to-be copypasta.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 09:29
Hollie Bennett
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 09:42
PappaDukes
You guys better lay off... He's got connections! hahahahahahahahahaha.

P.S. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 09:57
Lightthrower
Batmaaaaaaaan, Batmaaaaaaaaaan, Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 09:57
mistic
lol @ wardrox...
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 10:06
Qraze
holy snowshoes batman, he's a douchebag! WHAM! CRACK!! FWOOM!
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 10:29
gotdurnrite
Whose that lesbian in an Affliction t-shirt?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 10:53
aborto thefetus
either this is a joke or this person is the dumbest member of Destructoid. Ever.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 11:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
Shit was SO CASH.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 13:12
Qraze
you don't know me, i have connections: touching penis heads with a tranny is not a connection, its a crime.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 14:27
Bob Muir
Sigh...if you're going to troll, make it less obvious.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 14:50
ThunderHeartXI


Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:06
bbrigg1
You know who don't mess around with no trolls?

stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:16
stevephoenix
do not feed the troll
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:19
MEE
wait wait wait!

am i the only on to think that this guy last comment don't make any sense whatsoever?
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:23
MEE
well, the comment before that comment about troll,
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:21
Steel Squirrel
That is a fucking sweet watch.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:34
blehman
No MEE, I caught that too. Like, changing accounts is gonna save his money because he missed the part where HIS PASSWORD WAS CHANGED.

It's a good troll, I must admit. Not great, but good. And LOL @ Hood saying trolls need to get avatars...and not having one himself.
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