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I Made Mario Masturbate! My First Attempt... Come See! (SFW... nuttin dirty!)
Nyteshade | 9:36 PM on 09.03.2007 39 comments




It took quite awhile to get it down, but I thought it looked pretty good for my first try. No keys are pressed once the stage starts. I spent way too much time testing and moving things one space, then retesting. These things are tedious as heck to make, but look good in the end...

I've also got a couple more in the works.

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Wheeliedude's Destructoid Blog
...WOW.
Exactly how long did that....wow.
Buster's Destructoid Blog
that was pretty cool
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
BEST

MARIO

MASTURBATION LEVEL

EVAH!
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
death by cocks!
Monkeycat's Destructoid Blog
Nice cocks. *winks saucily*
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
D-Toid shout out FTMFW.
Nyteshade's Destructoid Blog
This was hours and hours and hours... I'm very good with editors (made thousands of Duke3D stages and kept going from there) and still took way too much time. I still have to figure out how to make my own scroll triggers (like Nintendo's) to stop that quick scroll and end the stage...

so I just killed him. It all worked out in the end!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
WINZ the internetz
Zac Bentz's Destructoid Blog
Very cool! Spelling things with blocks FTW.

I assume you were inspired by the vids in my earlier post?

I think you're was much faster than the others. Nice job!

Next you need to make one of those fast motion "making of" videos.
Zac Bentz's Destructoid Blog
A fail at teh spellin'.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
Nice
Zac Bentz's Destructoid Blog
Hey look, I added a link to your blog in the comments of that other post. There are now 69 comments. It's all so dirty!
Xerosnake90's Destructoid Blog
That was amazing
Xerosnake90's Destructoid Blog
That was amazing
Xerosnake90's Destructoid Blog
That was amazing
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
sweet!
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
Very nicely done!
EternalDarkWing's Destructoid Blog
Front page plz.
iRaf 's Destructoid Blog
haha. that was amazaing.
SPIDER PIG's Destructoid Blog
noice noice noice
skeletor's Destructoid Blog
that was great, I was watching the first part and was thinking, this doesent look like the first level. then I was like OH SNAP. Nice.
Das Inchworm's Destructoid Blog
that was sick, but how come he didnt finish the level?
el moco's Destructoid Blog
bad ass!!
dubbya's Destructoid Blog
weren't you pressing the "right" button?

sorry to be picky, but i though the
masturbating game thing was about doing absolutely nothing
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
you, sir, should get a badge.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
god i love it when people show amazing skill at doing stuff.
Nyteshade's Destructoid Blog
@ Das Inchworm - The base stage I used wasn't a "finish" stage, and it was my first attempt so I didn't know that.

@dubbya - Nope, that's all Mario hitting the "auto-scrolling" wall, just like in normal stages where it forces you along. I didn't press anything.
m3ds's Destructoid Blog
That's absolutely amazing! Very well done!
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
Sweet! That was awesome, and I really did like how the stage sped up so well. You, my friend, get a prize.
tehuberone's Destructoid Blog
YES!
Phist's Destructoid Blog
YOU. FUCKING. WIN. Congratulations.
masterledz's Destructoid Blog
Can you has front pages?

Also, rocks!
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
badass.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I award you many internets for that, excellent work.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
HOLY FUCK BALLS! YOU. ROCK.

Caps for extra rocking.


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