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4:27 PM on 11.19.2007

Spongecake? Fuck!

So, as I was browsing the interblag, I've come across these three commercials for Jam Sessions in New Zealand. One involves the disliking of a spongy cake, another, the incestuous groping of bosoms, and lastly the disdain of birthday photographers. Enjoy! Spongecake Auntie Photographer But remember kids, boobie groping is never appropriate unless you're an instant rockstar.   read

10:10 PM on 11.18.2007

Contra 4 is manly as hell

Seriously. Muscular guys with huge guns blowing the crap out of aliens and mercenaries, all the while coolly dodging bullets. The only way this could have been more manly is if the main character was Duke Nukem. Seriously, ...   read

6:38 PM on 09.18.2007


So, yeah, I've finally decided to start writing in this damn thing, and for one reason. I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT CONTRA WITH 3 LIVES! OH HELL YES! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Actually, disregard that last part. But I do plan to make real posts in the future to all -1 of you actually reading this crap.   read

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