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NsOmNiA91130

STILL AWAKE

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Spongecake? Fuck!

So, as I was browsing the interblag, I've come across these three commercials for Jam Sessions in New Zealand. One involves the disliking of a spongy cake, another, the incestuous groping of bosoms, and lastly the disdain of birthday photographers. Enjoy! Spongecake Auntie Photographer But remember kids, boobie groping is never appropriate unless you're an instant rockstar.

 


Contra 4 is manly as hell

Seriously. Muscular guys with huge guns blowing the crap out of aliens and mercenaries, all the while coolly dodging bullets. The only way this could have been more manly is if the main character was Duke Nukem. Seriously, ...

 


POST ZERO, LOL.

So, yeah, I've finally decided to start writing in this damn thing, and for one reason. I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT CONTRA WITH 3 LIVES! OH HELL YES! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Actually, disregard that last part. But I do plan to make real posts in the future to all -1 of you actually reading this crap.

 


About NsOmNiA91130one of us since 3:56 PM on 08.21.2007

HAPPY BUNNY TIEM!

But yeah. Hardcoreness = epic levels. I'm generally non-fanboy, but reside closer to the Microsoft/Nintendo camp than Sony. I enjoy the occasional walks on the shore, the scent of vanilla candles, and deliciously chocalatey vanilla cookies.

List of consoles:
Wii
PC (DX10)
Xbox 360
Modded Xbox 1
N64
SNES
NES
PS2
PS1
Genesis
DS
GameBoy Pocket


SNES fo' life.
 

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