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My fab-five game girls (Novakaine likes the brown sugar)
Novakaine | 8:51 PM on 05.26.2009 27 comments


Driven to madness from the lack of our sustaining forums, I decided I wanted to compile a list of my five favorite females from video games. However, I noticed they all had one thing in common: They were all dark-skinned (hence the header). In descending order...



T-elos (Xenosaga: Episode III)
Literally a killing machine, T-elos is KOS-MOS's evil doppleganger in every conceivable way. Take everything about KOS-MOS and pervert it, and T-elos is the result. How can you not like that?



Fran (Final Fantasy XII)
I'm not a furry and most of the time I'm repulsed by anthros or anything close to them... but Fran is a half-human/half-Playboy bunny and dammit she's hot. She's an expert pilot, speaks with a sexy Icelandic accent, and is a skilled marksman and mage. Her partnership with Balthier makes the sky pirate all the more badass.



Yuko Nishiwaki (Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3)
A potential love interest in P3, Yuko is the athletic coach of the athletic team the protagonist joins. She carries the Strength arcana, and her maternal nature is reflected in her love of children and desire to bring the best out of people. At the same time she shows weakness in that she's insecure of what she feels she is best at in life.



Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil 5)
Hated by many for the game's inferior AI, Sheva Alomar is nevertheless a great character when controlled by a human. This stoic agent joins Chris Redfield in his African outing, and whereas Chris utilizes a brute force offense, Sheva uses her agility and dexterity to overcome her foes.



Shinobu (No More Heroes)
My absolute favorite gaming heroine (or should that be villain?), Shinobu is the pseudonym of Scarlet Jacobs, an eighteen year-old assassin who channels the spirit of the samurai in her katana mastery. She is often cited by gamers as the toughest boss in the game, and if you don't know her pattern she can give you headaches. A foul-mouthed but proud warrior, she seeks vengeance for her father's death. Whether she will appear in No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle remains to be seen.

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F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 21:15
F Whipple
Great list! Though I have a bigger soft spot for Bad Girl from No More Heroes
CaptainBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 21:38
CaptainBlue
When i read your first paragraph about how you like darker skinned girls, i immediately thought to myself, "Oh neat, Novakaine is like me! Oh boy...Do I love me some Fran, Yuko, and Sheva..."

Then i scroll down and BAM! There they are, all 3 in a row...

There are 3 possible reasons this happened. Either you are my twin, you stalk me and take note of the girls i like, or you are in fact...Me!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 21:54
Naim Master
Ebony fetish?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 21:58
Y0j1mb0
Novakaine has jungle fever. :)
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:00
Monodi
Shinobu = Oh hell yeah
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:04
Puppy Licks
JUNGLE FEVER, BABY!!

nice list, definitely needs a follow up ;)
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:13
DF
I hope they give Shinobu a Mega Buster in NMH2. Just because. XD

I see nothing wrong with this list. T-elos had a hell of a character theme song, pretty much screams "jungle fever" with the tribal drumming and all.

...what, I've played Xenosaga Ep III and I have some of the album.
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:22
Novakaine
@CAPTAINBLUE: Well you see... that is because... I am your evil twin sent to replace you.

Haha, anyway, the funny thing is that I had more random girls lined up for this, but I thought it'd be overkill. If y'all want some more, I'll gladly follow up. =)

But the funniest thing is that this translates to real-life for me, too. I'm the whitest white boy around, but latinas and black/biracial girls can sometimes just drive me nuts. Opposites attract, I suppose.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:25
Daxelman
OSN! (Oh Shit Niqquah)

Look at the ass on dat one. Lookadat George, LOOK. AT. THAT.

Makes me want to go back and rent/buy FFXII.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:33
ArcticFox
HA! I totally went for Yuko in P3. She was Kawaii...
CaptainBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:46
CaptainBlue
I'm on that same boat Novakaine... I'd go as far as to say that i have strong dislike for white girls...Especially of the blond variety. Strangely enough, I'm probably most attracted to blond Latina girls...How my mind works i have no idea.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:54
ran24
Haha, I thought Yuko was the hottest in P3 too.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:08
Monodi
Also I want to restate, I find blonde girls overrated.
FinnE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:22
FinnE
no cortana? fail!
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:58
Gyrael
Look what the absence of forums makes us do.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:59
superflossy
oooh they need to make a character like foxy brown and then you'd really be happy novakaine!!! :-D
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 00:16
VampireChrist
and i thought i was the only one that liked Yuko..
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 00:54
JLanphear
Best.

List.

Ever.

Also, Yuko was totally the hotness in P3 IMO. Well done, sir.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 01:14
nebones
Yum.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 03:20
Batthink
T-elos looks like a futuristic version of Fran.

And I like the look of them both. :O)
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 08:45
Tubatic
mmmm Fraaaaan...

I need to pick up FFXII and keep playing...

Also, Shinobu + Mega Buster = The new hotness. Where's Mikey?!
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 09:41
Faith
I'm up for a little furry love from Fran. That girl is sexy and deadly. Great combo. Sheva is hot too, but I'm still a Claire fan. All about the Redfield clan. Yummy.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 10:47
Mentok the Mindtaker
KOSMOS>tellos

Fran is hands down one of the hottest FF girls ever

Meh, the red haired girl from P3 is sooo much hotter

Sheva is fuckin gorgeous

Havent played NMH yet so cant comment

Good list ^^
TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 14:56
TheDRMaster
Chocolate Rain. Some stay dry, and Novakaine feels the pain. ;D

Shinobu for the fucking win.
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