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10:02 AM on 11.08.2015

Red Dwarf vs X-Com: An adventure in meta gaming

This is the adventures of the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf. I, Arnold Judas Rimmer have been co-opted by the X-Com organisation so we may engage with the alien force. Recognising my natural superiority and leadership qua...   read

5:38 AM on 10.29.2015

Are you a bad enough dude to name the NX?

So whilst I'm bored toiling in my 9-5 I thought I'd do a fun poll - what do you think the NX is going to be called? Whoever comes up with the silliest name that makes me snort hot coffee out of my nose on to my work pc wins a...   read

1:58 PM on 10.14.2015

Watch as I handle a giant joystick!

So, I went to Computer Spiele Museum in Berlin last week, and I thought it'd be criminal not to do a fun, short article about the place in case any of you guys find yourselves in Berlin and want to have a geek out. Computer S...   read

4:52 AM on 08.06.2015

Fatal Frame physical edition coming to Europe

Good news, everyone! Yesterday it was announced on Nintendo Europe's twitter feed that Project Zero: The Maiden of Dark Water (that's Fatal Frame to you treacherous collonials!) is getting a physical release as a special edi...   read

3:34 PM on 03.19.2015

What's NX for Nintendo?

I’m sure you’ve all seen the news by now that Nintendo have announced they are working on a new console codenamed the NX. Although Iwata didn’t impart much information regarding the new console, merely...   read

10:42 AM on 03.07.2015

Bloggers Wanted: Majora's March - how I learned to love Majora's Mask

I’ve got a confession to make: I’ve never liked Majora’s Mask. The first time I played it was on a shoddy emulator which kept glitching the hell out, which probably didn’t help matters much. I tr...   read

4:09 PM on 12.12.2014

The Gift of Gaming: Competition

I sometimes wonder about parallel universes and how the minutiae of our everyday existence branches off into parallel worlds based on different decisions we did or didn’t make. One of the more minor parallel unive...   read

2:53 PM on 09.30.2014

Is this the real world, is this just Fantasy Life?

Disclaimer: I’ve only been playing Fantasy Life for about a total of 6 hours, so this is a review in progress that I’ll update as I go along, so don’t expect a score yet, just some general impressions ...   read

2:46 PM on 09.04.2014

Whatever happened to gamers?

Hunter S. Thompson wrote a book in 1966 called Hellís Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs. Thompson lived amongst them, drank with them, rode with them, and wrote about them. ďBut, Noir, wha...   read

3:29 PM on 02.05.2012

Improvement: Making a better Metroid

Thereís a lot of things I donít like about Metroid: Other M, and I covered a lot of my pet peeves about the game in one of my previous cblogs,   read

5:53 AM on 11.15.2011

Zelda Week: Greatness from small beginnings.

To a lot of people The Legend of Zelda has been super ceded many times over by its numerous sequels. Itís a game that is so open it borders on directionless, the story laid out is basic and simple Ė Ganon captures Zelda, Im...   read

6:09 PM on 10.09.2011

Villains: Vengeance is relative

Both No More Heroes and its sequel Desperate Struggle have some of the most compelling villains Iíve ever encountered within games, villains who elicit sympathy, amusement, ire and confusion. And sometimes villains who just...   read

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