Ok, really i dont know where to start. This does not relate to any game, but some real fucked up shit happened.
First off, i m leaving from Dayton Ohio, connecting at Wash DC then to Charlotte NC. I got to the port. I went to united air got my ticket then they said to go to American air. I went there and they gave me a second ticket and told me to give my luggage to the TSA agent and go to my flight. When i got to the person before the metal detector they asked for my id and then told me that i was selected to be in a special program. I got to the detector and then they took me to the side. I asked them whats going on and they said i was selected to get fully searched. I was like "what the fuck" they made it sound like i won a really big prize. After an hour there i went to my gate. Then they told me to go to a different gate. I got there and boarded in 5 min. By the time i sat down, i found out that they gave me a First class direct flight. I guess they gave me that because all the bullshit i went through. I did juice them for all the free liqueur i can get. So i guess at the end i was happy. What do you think?