I'm generally a nincompoop and by most standards an asshole. I'm too old to give a shit if I offend or hurt anyone's feelings.
I play video games, drink beer, spend time with my family and play video games.
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (360)
Rock Band (360)
World of Warcrack (AGAIN)
"Don't take life so seriously it isn't permanent."
Side Note: My former Gamer Tag for Xbox Live was "Nincompoopery" however MS screwed up with the regional setting edit options so I was forced to create a new gamer tag to be able to download songs for Rock Band. It's a long story and nobody gives a shit so as of March 2008 I am now ZOMBIE ZEALOT!
Link, masterful sword swinging, shield bashing, side strafing, bow wielding elf fisherman. Oh you adorable little elf with your green tights and wistful chapeau. How we love to endure your fantastic journey across hours of adventure and epic fights...
...we yearn for the thanks from the fair princess Zelda as you are declared hero time after time.
Out of all shenanigans and false plays, jokes and schemes, treacherous jests of early April day. This is by far the most endearing yet mildly upsetting...
Today I was called a pusher...a peddler of addictions...but my offering vice was not a chemical stimulant. It was not a mood enhancer, emotions meddler, tear suppressant, or liquid lunch...oh no it was far more evil, far more addictive, (at times). It has burnt the eyes, caused divorces, malnutrition, eating disorders, nutritional deficiencies, sleep deprivation and even carpal tunnel syndrome. Yes it is as I feared I was a pusher, a peddler...A VIDEO GAME DEALER! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
There was atari, vic 20, intellevision and the coming of the age NES. It was all fine it was innocent, we were children, we laughed we played. Then we matured and along came Super NES and the Genesis. We were given enhanced sports, complex platformers, expanded rpg...and yes even the most amazing, all phenomenal S-I-X BUTTON CONTROLLER!
See this was all fine we were friends we played our games, told our jokes, laughed and even went out with other friends in a social manner. This was the phenomenal time that molded my dark future, how could I know what the spring of 1995 had in store for me.
They called them the next generation, they chose names that resembled the earth's future...Saturn, 3DO, Playstation. All very impressive and aw inspiring with their optical read drive capabilities...even PC owners drooled. But now it wasn't just a game, it wasn't a matter of just playing Super Mario to pass time. With Canadian price tags reaching $479.99 there were choices to be made. Now we all knew they all couldn't last, compete, and triumph. This is where it all began!
Doing homework and investigative studying of consumer reports on electronics that the world was not ready for. I spent more time on this than I did on my High School graduation...yes this lead to another year of High School .
In the spring of 1995 I ventured out of our sheltered world of good beer and better average populace intellect...and went south to the land of everything is nothing that is good for you and the mightier currency to spend $199.99 at 70% of familiar lending. With those mighty dollars came a mightier power with absolutely no responsibility.
First there was NHL Faceoff, and Loaded. A little bit of Twisted Metal and Destruction Derby.We were good all was fine we could control it...they could control it no need to buy their own...and then it happened. Like the lighting fast chocobos that had carried it in previous installments, along came Vincent, Tifa, Aries, Sephiroth...and CLOUD...OH GOD!
Like the salesperson of the year at the sony store I had unsuspectingly duped them into electronic bliss without the commission...Christ my best friend dropped out of university and bought a TV and PSX all in the same day...WHAT HAVE I DONE!
And now i sit here at my PC craving the next fix, yes it's true like any dealer I have become the victim of my flavours. Xbox, PS2, Game Cube, GBA, and PC they're here and used frequently enough to quench the craving that now draws it's evil life force from my social life...
My Xbox Live screen is on and it says, "Friends 0"...they, now tell you...
I am nothing more than a gamer saying hello, I have lurked in the darker recesses of Destructoid for some time now leaving nothing more than a few spare comments. Bored at work today I decided it was time to say hello and start a blog thingy.
My fondest gaming memory was finding A Vectrox under my Christmas tree some time ago, Santa brought it for me because I was a good boy, and yes there IS a Santa. Now if that Christmas gift memory makes me old so then be it. Since that Christmas I have owned a large variety of gaming machines, contraptions and computers. Nothing more sacred than my Atari 2600 and my sleepless nights of Impossible Mission on the Commodore 64.
Some time has passed now and I find myself playing Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 with my own children who will hopefully one day cherish the memories of playing the games Santa has brought them.