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Oh, hi there. Didn’t see you enter. Anyways, welcome to my humble little blog. For those of you not familiar with who I am, the name’s Brian. I’m 24 years old and hail from Findlay, Ohio. I work at the local newspaper here as a copy editor, putting my four long years of college to actual use. Kind of. I think.

For those of you who might recognize me from elsewhere, I work as Assistant Gaming Editor over at Blogcritics Gaming and as Features Editor over at Tomopop. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it because I get to do a lot of cool shit with a lot of cool people.

I've been gaming since the relatively young age of around 3 and I've played plenty of games, both good and bad. I'm continuously expanding my gaming collection, which has become more of an archive in recent years as I'm focusing on collecting older, less well-known titles. You'd honestly be surprised on what people are missing out on in bargain bins...



Other than gaming, I love anime, manga, sports, movies, TV, and a whole lot more. I also happen to have something of a legendary love for Cammy, to the point that I am the site's unofficial official Cammy fanboy. And yes, I do play as her in Street Fighter and do so quite well, too.

Also, I am Chad Concelmo's B.F.F., my prize for coming in first in The Great Retro Quiz .18 - ActRaiser. Accept no substitutes. Not even Aerox.

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Worst. Character. Ever. - ROUND 1, MATCH 19
Brian Szabelski | 10:41 PM on 12.19.2007 19 comments


Why hello there. You’ve stumbled upon my blog, or you’ve just clicked on the link from somewhere else, but you’re just in time. See, I’ve got this Worst. Character. Ever. Tournament going on, and tonight happens to be the beginning of voting for the next match.

As for the last one, here’s how it turned out:

ROUND 1 – MATCH 18 (Tingle Bracket)

(8) Aerosmith - 14 votes
(9) Damon Baird - 3 votes

The Revolution was televised (and playable), we hated it, and apparently we still resent Aerosmith for their involvement with that clunker. They move on to face Lara Croft.

We’re just about out of the first round with a handful of matches to go, including the next one, between:



Cockteasing Bitch

vs.



Worst. Bond Girl. Ever?

Princess Peach and GoldenEye 007’s Natalya go at it in a catfight. Voting begins now!



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007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:50
007
Somebody say my name?
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:51
PsychoSoldier
Oh that's a tough one. Hmmmm I would have to say Natalya bitvh always got in my way and ended dying.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:52
MrSadistic
Natalya, because I absolutely have no memory of anything memorable she did in Goldeneye. I do remember how much she pissed me off where you had to protect her in that one level in Goldeneye for the N64. The level made me want to stab that bitch in the face.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:00
sleepingagain
Natalya
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:05
Aerox
Natalya
momo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:13
momo
Natalya... those escort missions were awful
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:22
Variable Gear
Princess Toadstool.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:26
Wedge
Oh come on, she's like, the only geeky bond girl. And I fucking owned at Goldeneye (100% complete, all cheats unlocked), so protecting her was never a problem.

Meanwhile Peach is annoying as fuck in every goddamn Mario Party/Sports game. I can't stand her voice. Screw Peach.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 00:44
Arugala9
Natalya
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 01:41
JRisJunior
natalya! dear god, what cannon fodder, especially when she runs in the way of your own bullets.

funny how they still havent fixed that in some games.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 02:27
Batthink
Natalya. Doesn't dress as hot.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 05:33
Eschatos
Bond Girl.
Bus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 06:12
Bus
Natalya. Out of the two, only she is tied to terrible gameplay.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 07:00
aborto thefetus
Natalya. Dumbest fucking bitch I ever met in a videogame. Fucking escort missions.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 08:32
Hitogoroshi
Natalya was certainly a waste of time.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 02:18
Darren Nakamura
My vote goes to Natalya because I don't remember ever having to go on an escort mission for Princess Peach while she stood there trying to catch as many bullets with her face as possible.
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