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Oh, hi there. Didn’t see you enter. Anyways, welcome to my humble little blog. For those of you not familiar with who I am, the name’s Brian. I’m 24 years old and hail from Findlay, Ohio. I work at the local newspaper here as a copy editor, putting my four long years of college to actual use. Kind of. I think.

For those of you who might recognize me from elsewhere, I work as Assistant Gaming Editor over at Blogcritics Gaming and as Features Editor over at Tomopop. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it because I get to do a lot of cool shit with a lot of cool people.

I've been gaming since the relatively young age of around 3 and I've played plenty of games, both good and bad. I'm continuously expanding my gaming collection, which has become more of an archive in recent years as I'm focusing on collecting older, less well-known titles. You'd honestly be surprised on what people are missing out on in bargain bins...



Other than gaming, I love anime, manga, sports, movies, TV, and a whole lot more. I also happen to have something of a legendary love for Cammy, to the point that I am the site's unofficial official Cammy fanboy. And yes, I do play as her in Street Fighter and do so quite well, too.

Also, I am Chad Concelmo's B.F.F., my prize for coming in first in The Great Retro Quiz .18 - ActRaiser. Accept no substitutes. Not even Aerox.

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Worst. Character. Ever. - ROUND 1, MATCH 11
Brian Szabelski | 11:49 PM on 12.03.2007 19 comments


Sometimes, no matter who wins, we all lose. And in the Worst. Character. Ever. tournament, that's generally the point. And no better was that illustrated than in Match 10, pitting two crappy blondes against each other. Who won?

ROUND 1 – MATCH 10 (Navi Bracket)

(8) Barbie - 16 votes
(9) Tidus - 8 votes

Barbie wins, moving on to face Sora and reaffirming my belief that Barbie Super Model is the worst game ever made in the history of mankind.

Tonight, the most controversial character in this tournament makes his appearance. His inclusion is likely to turn just about everyone's head, because for most people... he doesn't belong here. But after doing some research and finding out that some people do think he's one of the worst characters ever, I included him:



Been the same since A Link to the Past. Seriously.

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Diabetes!

Link battles Captain Novolin. Vote now!



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:02
Aaron Mxy Yost
Don't make me smack you. Captain Novolin.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:05
shipero
Diabetes. I mean seriously, no contest.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:05
F Whipple
BLASPHEMY!!! Captain Novolin
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:11
Brian Szabelski
Part of the reason I included Link was because not only was their some hate for him in corners of the Interwebs...


... well, actually that was why.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:14
Aerox
Novolin.

I am getting a bit tired of Link though. I would really like to see a new Zelda game though where you play as Zelda and she's not worthless (And not like that abortion Phillips cdi game). We know she can kick ass from Melee; give her a god damn game.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 00:36
Variable Gear
Captain Novolin.

Also, Nintendo should hire Aerox right now.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 01:37
Darren Nakamura
Uh, I don't even know who Captain Novolin is, but there is no way he's anywhere close to as cool as Link. Captain Novolin wins (loses?).
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 01:41
Excremento
I vote to the death of Link, I'm tired of that guy.
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 01:53
Simmons 2pt0
I gotta say Link as well, as I don't like Zelda.
No shutdown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 02:18
No shutdown
novolin
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 02:42
Quisling
Captain Novolin
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 03:45
CountingConflict
I love the Zelda games, and am an admitted fanboy. However, I say Link, and for good reason.

Nintendo leading characters lack expression, development, and variety. People identify with Nintendo characters, because a) they're colorful and cute and b) theres a particular novelty with relating these characters to your own childhood innocence. There is only so much "Princess Kidnapped -> Generic Hero encounters Ice, Air, and Fire Levels -> Defeats Generic Villain -> rinse, repeat" that one person can handle.

On the other hand, "having diabetes -> waking up -> avoiding foods that could possibly kill you -> go to sleep -> rinse repeat" is a far more believable reoccurring situation. While Captain Novolin might have been in an inferior game, at least his image wasn't as cookie-cutter as Nintendo leading characters.
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 06:22
Jonathan Kerr
I would vote Link if you had said that it was particularly that Link. He really is my most hated Link and I hope Nintendo never uses him ever again ever, ever, ever. But the link from Wind Waker is awesome. So I gotta say Captain Novolin .
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 07:42
Batthink
Captain Novolin. Link (to my knowledge) doesn't have a sugar weakness.
Bus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 08:11
Bus
Link's good for what he is. Is Novolin both a terrible character and an over the counter medication? Did Wilford Brimley voice him? I vote diabeetis.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 13:35
JRisJunior
Captain Novolin for gods sake. if jesus is our savior (maybe) then link is just a hair behind JC in the race.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 14:27
Eschatos
Link! Such a fucking pussy.
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