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Oh, hi there. Didn’t see you enter. Anyways, welcome to my humble little blog. For those of you not familiar with who I am, the name’s Brian. I’m 24 years old and hail from Findlay, Ohio. I work at the local newspaper here as a copy editor, putting my four long years of college to actual use. Kind of. I think.

For those of you who might recognize me from elsewhere, I work as Assistant Gaming Editor over at Blogcritics Gaming and as Features Editor over at Tomopop. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it because I get to do a lot of cool shit with a lot of cool people.

I've been gaming since the relatively young age of around 3 and I've played plenty of games, both good and bad. I'm continuously expanding my gaming collection, which has become more of an archive in recent years as I'm focusing on collecting older, less well-known titles. You'd honestly be surprised on what people are missing out on in bargain bins...



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Worst. Character. Ever. - ROUND 1, MATCH 1
Brian Szabelski | 12:46 AM on 11.14.2007 39 comments


And so it begins. 48 characters enter, but only one shall leave with the with the title of "Worst. Character. Ever." Voting closed Tuesday at midnight, and after everything has been tallied and bracketed, we arrive at the first match-up between two figures on opposite ends of the spectrum.

Due to ties, some of these made the list due to coin flips. But here are the six fan voted-in characters:

Fan vote #1 - Alex Kidd
Fan vote #2 - Pichu
Fan vote #3 - Bam Margera
Fan vote #4 - Natalya (GoldenEye 007)
Fan vote #5 - Aeris
Fan vote #6 - Damon Baird (Gears of War)

As for the #1 seeds, they are:

Shaquille O'Neal
Tingle
Navi

The bracket is in the attached photo below, or if you don't want to wait that long, click here. And with that, begins our first first-round match-up.

Voting

Voting is simple. You have 48 hours starting from the time this entry is posted to cast a vote for one of the two characters below. Which ever character gets the most votes "wins" the round and moves on. The loser gets to leave and keeps their dignity, because they're not the worst ever.

Got it? Good. Then let's begin with First Round Match #1 of 24:



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Voting begins.











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Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:03
Upgrayedd
Shaq
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:05
shipero
Toad
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:05
droobies
Shaq
Grocerspride's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:06
Grocerspride
Shaq Attack.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:07
Coonskin05
I know everyone's going to say Shaq so I vote Toad.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:08
Red TheHaze Veron
I demand you have ashley from RE4 fight Raiden from MGS2. Oh and my vote is for shaq.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:16
ZekeThePlumber
Shaq, by a hookshot.
Bus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:17
Bus
I'll vote for the "Enforcer of Justice," Shaq.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:18
AngelsDontBurn
Shaq. Because Toad is classic.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:21
sleepingagain
shaq! cause he makes awful movies
Awsaulm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:30
Awsaulm
Shaquille O'Neal.
Brochoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:44
Brochoose
Shaq Fu: The Return.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 01:59
bottled dark
how could you say baird? carmine was the real failure.

oh and i vote shaq because toad is cool and shaq was a fail character in a fail game.
No shutdown's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 02:50
No shutdown
shaq shaq shaq shaq.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 03:22
glipe
Your Shaq is in another league of badness. Shaq, every time.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 03:39
SLiFE
Did you know Shaq not only had a music career, but also put out enough albums to justify a greatest hits cd?

but yeah, shaq.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 04:40
Batthink
Toad gets my vote. Not as good as Shaq at martial arts or basketball. Toad would probably drive better than him in Mario Kart.
soul3150's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 04:59
soul3150
Awesome, I voted for Alex Kidd, that little fucker is going down.

Also, Shaq by a goddamn mile.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 05:15
Eschatos
Toad.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 06:27
bloodylip
Shaq.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 06:35
Tron Knotts
L-Block.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 08:30
blehman
lol@tronknotts

shaq
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 08:33
MechaMonkey
Toad's awesome. Me and him have perfect synergy in Mario Kart.

My vote is for Shaq, who r teh suck.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 08:39
Das Inchworm
i refuse to vote because both characters are fuckin iconic IMO.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 09:22
Cowzilla3
Shaq!
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 10:04
Aerox
Yay, my Aeris vote made it in.
And definitely Shaq. Toad rocks.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 13:06
Evil Cheese
Shaq.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 14:52
JRisJunior
shaq-ege. FTepicL.
DanielMachine's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2007 20:03
DanielMachine
No doubt its Shaq.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 02:05
Darren Nakamura
Absolutely Shaq.
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