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Name: Duff McWhalen
Series: mega Man X
Why: ...his name is fucking Duff McWhalen. Plus, he's in one of the worst mega man games EVAR, imo.
Name: Steve Burnside
Series: Resident Evil: Code Veronica
why: go play RE:CV. you will soon learn why I consider him one of the worst characters in videogame history. I like to think of him as the videogames equivalent of Dakata Fanning because he is so goddamn annoying.
Name: Medusa Head
Series: Castlevania
Why: Are you fucking serious? These assholes love showing up right over pits and weaving across the screen, making the smallest jump similar to the movie "Cliffhanger".
Damn, all the ones I keep coming up with are flame bait.
Oh well, I may have come up with a good one.
Name: Navi
Series: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Why: HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Name: Catalina
Series: Grand Theft Auto 3 and San Andreas
Why: She was an absolute psycho, the epitome of the girlfriend from hell. Also, THAT BITCH DROVE ME NUTS!!!
Name: Ashley
Game: Resident Evil 4
Why: Having to babysit this girl through the majority of this game was a really annoying mechanic to an otherwise excellent game.
Name: Kano
Game: Mortal Kombat vs DC comics
reason: Who in their right mind puts in Kano over Johnny Cage or Kung Lao. Sure he may be "evil" but let me ask you, what's more evil, killing people or punching a guy in the balls?
oooh who's the guy from alone in the dark? Because I would like to nominate him as well.
Name: Squall Lionheart
Game: Final fantasy VIII
Reason: Simply put out of all the Emo FF heroes, he's the worst. His dialog is painful as he whines to high heaven about not giving s shit. his fighting style is just an excuse to add a twitch aspect to a menu based fighting system and finally he ends up in one of the most depressing and fake relationships I've seen. I can't think of any character that bugs me more... though he had a neat weapon.
@Aborto TheFetus
That would be Edward Carnby.
Good to see the series starting up again. Had fun on the last one. Anyway...
Name: Mark
Series: Persona
Reason: If you've played Revelations: Persona, then you know how much of an annoying bastard Mark can be. In the American version, he became a confrontational, stereotypical black guy who spouted nothing but Ebonics. Every sentenced he spoke (or I've read) made me want to stab him in his fucking face.
Name: Natalya
Series: GoldenEye 007
Reason:
Me-- "Man, I love this game. Let's go be awesome, Natalya."
Natalya-- "I've already been shot in the head"
Name: Cammy
Series: Street Fighter
Reason: Cammy sucks
Name: Cammy
Series: Street Fighter
Reason: Cammy sucks
Name:Cammy
Series: Street Fighter
Why they're the worst: She is a poison, she ruined what was once a great series, and everyone would be happer without her. she's not good at anything, she's weak, she's generic, she's actually a guy, if she bent over, he torso + "her breasts" make up a penis. anyone who likes cammy therefore likes penises. every other character ever made in every game that isnt even street fighter is better than cammy.
Name:Cammy
Series: Street Fighter
Why they're the worst: She is a poison
also cammy is the reason the dreamcast died.
look at what happened to yojimbo once cammy touched him. he was once a cool shit talking gentlemen... now look at him... LOOK AT HIM...HE'S HIDEOUS
I CANT BARE TO LOOK AT IT
weird, the picture didnt load
I went to go play Super Street Fighter II Turbo and some douche picked Cammy and ruined it. I only get one night a week to play Super Street Fighter II Turbo. ONE NIGHT A WEEK.
here is a textbook example of cammy lover syndrome
Fucking Altair beat Guybrush. That poll is rigged (the Gamefaqs one)
What's with all the Cammy hating? o_O Did I miss something? On to more important matters though . . .
Name: Waluigi
Series: Anything Mario after like Mario Power Tennis I think.
Reason: For god's sake! He is possibly the WORST character ever. His look, his retarded hat, he's fucking PURPLE for god's sake! His gay mustache, his annoying laugh, and basically anything he does in any games featuring him. Wario was a good "clone/arch rival" whereas Waluigi is just plain awful. I mean his power shot in Mario Power Tennis was a freaking stupid swimming pool . . . like . . . COME ON!
Who: Carth Onasi
Game: Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
Why: Well here I am, in the middle of some Sith base with troopers trying to kill me, and this ass hole wants to have a conversation. And what does he want to talk about? How he's pissed that I keep asking questions! I dont want to fucking talk to you so quit stoping the action with your damn coversations. Nothing satisfies like killing all those annoying bastards at the end of the game.
Name: Lester
Series: Lester the Unlikely
Why they're the worst: He is a geek stereotype. He stars in a game which sounds like it doesn't work (confront your fears of animals by repeatedly getting close to them in an adventure game).
Name: Otis
Game: Dead Rising
Why he's the worst: Not only are his frequent calls annoying, but choosing to talk to him means that you render yourself defenseless (aside from merely attempting to run away). Even though you still have one free hand to fend off zombies with, Otis requires your full attention for some reason and you can attack exactly no one. Otis was a demerit in an outstanding game.
YAAAY! I love Worst Character Ever!!!
Name: Dr Eggman
Game: Every shitty Sonic game
Why: HIS NAME IS DOCTOR ROBOTNIK NOT EGGMAN FUCK YOU SONIC TEAM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Name: Axel Steel
Game: Guitar Hero series
But Why? He is the very definition of bad charachter design. Just tasteless, proportions all messed up. Basically i blame him for the entire look of the Guitar Hero franchise. And you saw his action figure? Ugly ugly ugly.
Name : Silver
Game : Sonic the hedgehog
Why : A Sonic, with even crappyer hair, NO F* SPEED , stupid "i am a gravity breaking hedgehog" theme, HE'S NAME'S SILVER, he represents the decadence of sonic ...
Name: Cammy
Game: Street Fighter
Why: Just like in super smash bros, shes just a clone. A wannabe Chun Li. FUCK CLONES.
OH! OH!
Name: Morolians
Series: Space Channel 5
Why: Other than the fact that their design is really lame, their voices are annoying, they're puppets of a corporate mastermind, AND they stole Space Michael, they have the most repetitive cutscenes in any video game ever.
Name: Olson Twins
Series: Olson Twins Go Shopping or whatever it's called.
Why: I don't have to explain why, do I? They shouldn't even have videogames...
Name: Mega Man
Series: Mega Man
Why he's the worst: can't shoot upward, is a total wuss