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Oh, hi there. Didn’t see you enter. Anyways, welcome to my humble little blog. For those of you not familiar with who I am, the name’s Brian. I’m 24 years old and hail from Findlay, Ohio. I work at the local newspaper here as a copy editor, putting my four long years of college to actual use. Kind of. I think.

For those of you who might recognize me from elsewhere, I work as Assistant Gaming Editor over at Blogcritics Gaming and as Features Editor over at Tomopop. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it because I get to do a lot of cool shit with a lot of cool people.

I've been gaming since the relatively young age of around 3 and I've played plenty of games, both good and bad. I'm continuously expanding my gaming collection, which has become more of an archive in recent years as I'm focusing on collecting older, less well-known titles. You'd honestly be surprised on what people are missing out on in bargain bins...



Other than gaming, I love anime, manga, sports, movies, TV, and a whole lot more. I also happen to have something of a legendary love for Cammy, to the point that I am the site's unofficial official Cammy fanboy. And yes, I do play as her in Street Fighter and do so quite well, too.

Also, I am Chad Concelmo's B.F.F., my prize for coming in first in The Great Retro Quiz .18 - ActRaiser. Accept no substitutes. Not even Aerox.

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The shittiest game ever
Brian Szabelski | 10:15 PM on 08.02.2008 37 comments




I bet you were expecting this, weren't you? I mean, after everything that's been going on the past 24 hours here, it only made sense, right? Right?

No, you weren't? Well, let me tell you about it:



The game is called Shit Game. It is a freeware title from a programmer named Mark Johns. It looks ugly. It plays crappily. It has a soundtrack of nothing but pop songs converted to ear-grating MIDI. And it is awesome because it's supposed to be the worst game ever. I don't know why, but this little project sets out to be so bad that it's actually fun and totally endearing.



Wanna see more? Check out Doomlaser, where you can download it. Sorry, it's Windows only, but at least this one is advertised as a crappy game ahead of time.



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Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:28
Clockwork
The game's name wins it all.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:30
Butmac
I hope you didn't play it with a controller. Because it's unplayable with a controller.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:38
CountingConflict
@Butmac

You win
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:58
randombullseye
The only thing that could make it better is if the theme song was the rap hit, "the shitty shitty."
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:58
bbrigg1
Nihon,


Go fuck yourself.


-bbrigg1
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:15
Twisted Imp
Nihon,


Go fuck yourself.


-Twisted Imp
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:39
Mushman
Nihon




Go fuck yourself










-Mushman
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:18
Projectexodus
Nihon,


Fuck me.


-Projectexodus
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:21
Mushman
Sound?????????????

It has it.



11/10
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:30
Aertyr
Dai Katana?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:35
hpv
Nihon,

Go fuck yourself.

-hpv
superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:44
superhobo
Looks fun!
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:45
Clockwork-Zombie
Nihon,



Go fuck youself.



-Clockwork-Zombie
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:02
velcroman
look at me i'm nihon tiger--

BLOG POST: http://www.kotaku.com
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:04
braulio09
Bandwagon,


Go fuck yourself.


-Braulio
zell's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:11
zell
looks liek jumpz werks moar than 33% of the tiem
Zombian's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:12
Zombian
Braulio09


i like the fuck bandwagon :(


-Zombian
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:33
pendelton21
Nihon,

Fuck yourself go.


-Pendelton
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:37
norm9
Not to be contrarian, but I like it.
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 01:49
Suff0cat
Nihon,

Your blogs and attempts at being witty/funny are fucking fail. Go post somewhere else.


-Suff0cat
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 02:02
taumpytears
Nihon,

Fuck yourself go.


-taumpytears
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 05:11
Maurice Tan
I saw falling planes, I give this a 9/11
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 05:25
nebones
Looks pretty awesome to me.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 08:49
Red TheHaze Veron
IM here again for cammy's ass.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 10:01
mistic
gotta try that one out, sounds fucking EPIC :-)
Keaglez's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 10:01
Keaglez
@ Professor Pew..LOL. Harsh but nice. And how does this game Suck? It looks pretty fun. And i don't get it? you were suppose to be funny?

Nihon,

Go Bleep Bloop Yourself.

-Keaglez
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:00
maxio098ui
2 out of 10
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:03
dephect
How sad is it that I can almost say for certain... that I would enjoy this game.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 14:09
atheistium
Is that Jim Sterling in it?

Anyway shit game looks awesome, im downloading.
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 18:31
Infinite Obscurity
The jump button works? Amazing.
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 01:00
DanMazkin
Its so ugly that it's adorable, just like a Pug.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 01:34
Puppetpallmich
i herd the shittiest character ever is cammy
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