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The Best (and Worst) of the Super Bowl Ads (NVGR)
Brian Szabelski | 9:09 PM on 02.03.2008 23 comments


So the big game is over. The Giants won, and now I get to harass my relatives out in Boston for a whole year about them choking this one away. Congrats to the Giants in what was one of the best Super Bowl games I've seen played in a long, long time.

But we also watch for the commercials. This year, there was some funny and some fail. Everyone's opinions differ, but I picked out my epic wins and epic fails from this year's crop. Take a look below and let me know what you think:

Best

Bridgestone - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



Woodland critters make anything funny.

Bud Light - Fire Breath



Makes me want to drink Bud Light, if only for the fire breath. Still doesn't change that it tastes like piss.

Tide - The Talking Stain



It's alive! It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Pepsi - Magnetic Attraction



Celebrities? Check. Crazy, gravity-defying situations? Check. Concussions? Check.

Also, at 0:22, look for a cameo from SNL's Andy Samberg. Dick in a Box reunion FTW.

Pepsi - The One Made By Deaf People



Based off a joke often told by deaf people, Pepsi's probably going to win some award for this ad.

Diet Pepsi Max - What is Love?



Yes, the joke's about 8 years old. And yes, the funny doesn't come until later in the commercial, but the end is great.

FedEx - Carrier Pigeons



Where can I get one?

Barack Obama - Join



Surprisingly well shot for a political ad, but then again, it's the Super Bowl.

Coke - Best Friends



Apparently Coke heals all wounds.

Bridgestone - Night Driving



You never know what you might encounter driving on a dark road at night...

Worst

Bud Light - Carlos Mencia Returns



Stupid, stupid, stupid. Next.

Sobe Lifewater - Dancing Lizards = Sales?



Wait, what the hell are you selling again?

Under Armor - The Future Is Now, Bitches



By far, in my opinion, the worst commercial of not only this Super Bowl, but last year's, too. God awful and stupid.

Gatorade - Man's Best Friend



Uhhhhh... what?



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:22
MrSadistic
This years commercials were horrible. They basically just put some shit together and threw away the hilarity. The only commercial I liked wasn't even really a product advertisement at all. It was the Iron Man spot, which was fucking awesome.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:25
deiga-the-semivaliant
I gotta say the Doritos one got me.

Random FTW!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:26
Excel-2011
Thanks for saving me the trouble of scouring YouTube for the only good reason to stay up this late on the Super Bowl.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:26
Tragic Hero
The only good one was the bridgestone one with the animals.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:27
ZeroTolo
Damn right the Iron Man spot was sweet. Mini-missiles, HO!!!!
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:27
Guagloves
The FexEx one and the Doritos one were great.

Also Iron Man looks fucking awesome.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:30
dprime
Fucking Canadian tribalistic censorship government bastards don't let us see the Superbowl Ads because American stations are overdubbed when the same thing is playing on a Canadian network.

Assholes.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:34
Clockwork
I really liked the talking stain.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:35
Vlambo
Seeing JT get hit in the crotch several times by a mailbox post made up for all the bad commercials.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:44
vexed alex
@ Vlambo

Ditto. Haha!
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 21:46
Elitechief27
What is love = Full of win
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 22:12
JDUB X
The Pigeon on is the best.

The Carlos Mencia is the worst.

And I did not think the Dancing Lizards one was so bad
Ausl0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 22:24
Ausl0
The new Audi commercial was AMAZING! Did you see that car?
Turtule Soup's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 22:28
Turtule Soup
Pigeons!!!!!
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 22:29
HawtPawkitHero
Omg the Bridgestone one with richard simmons beats all of those.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 22:53
rpbowlinggod
Sorry, I may be the only one who liked (somewhat) Night at the Roxbury so I go with "that" Pepsi ad plus it was a good nod to Chris Kattan (I was waiting for Farrell but to no avail). Did like the Jackie Moon Bud Light ad - "Bud Light...suck one"
zibbyzib's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 23:10
zibbyzib
Bridgestone - Night Driving PWNS!!!
Sobe Lifewater - Dancing Lizards FTW!!!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 23:32
Samit Sarkar
I almost fell out of my chair when Chris Kattan came on at the end of that Pepsi MAX commercial. Also, in the Bridgestone commercial, seeing the guy accelerate when he saw Richard Simmons (and Simmons’ subsequent screaming) was priceless. And yeah, all those commercials that you listed as the “worst” were just god-awful. I didn’t like the Bridgestone screaming ad (the first one you listed), but I loved all the rest of your “best” choices.

Oh yeah...YEEEAAAHHHH GIANTS!!!!
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 01:09
Upgrayedd
What about the Barkley/D Wade one for whaterver phone company that is.

That was my favorite of the night.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 01:22
Darren Nakamura
No Jack in the Box commercial under Best? That was by far my favorite.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 07:09
MissHinasaki
I didn't see most of those but then again I wasn't watching the super bowl... >_>

I saw the dancing lizard one (there were free hot wings in my lobby!) and it was just kind of a silent what the fuck moment.

I did see the e*trade one and I liked that. The e*trade ones are always interesting. I remember one year they had a chimp riding a horse through the streets of New York or something...
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 17:08
SWE3tMadness
This Doritos one was pretty damn funny in my opinion.

And then there's the Audi R8 ad. Brilliant, but I had to explain the joke to a few people watching the game with me. >.>

The FedEx commercial was by far the best of the year though.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 18:27
JRisJunior
some of what the talking stain was saying was swedish.

fun fact, put in your pipe and smoke it.
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