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So the big game is over. The Giants won, and now I get to harass my relatives out in Boston for a whole year about them choking this one away. Congrats to the Giants in what was one of the best Super Bowl games I've seen played in a long, long time.
But we also watch for the commercials. This year, there was some funny and some fail. Everyone's opinions differ, but I picked out my epic wins and epic fails from this year's crop. Take a look below and let me know what you think:
Best
Bridgestone - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Woodland critters make anything funny.
Bud Light - Fire Breath
Makes me want to drink Bud Light, if only for the fire breath. Still doesn't change that it tastes like piss.
This years commercials were horrible. They basically just put some shit together and threw away the hilarity. The only commercial I liked wasn't even really a product advertisement at all. It was the Iron Man spot, which was fucking awesome.
Fucking Canadian tribalistic censorship government bastards don't let us see the Superbowl Ads because American stations are overdubbed when the same thing is playing on a Canadian network.
Sorry, I may be the only one who liked (somewhat) Night at the Roxbury so I go with "that" Pepsi ad plus it was a good nod to Chris Kattan (I was waiting for Farrell but to no avail). Did like the Jackie Moon Bud Light ad - "Bud Light...suck one"
I almost fell out of my chair when Chris Kattan came on at the end of that Pepsi MAX commercial. Also, in the Bridgestone commercial, seeing the guy accelerate when he saw Richard Simmons (and Simmons’ subsequent screaming) was priceless. And yeah, all those commercials that you listed as the “worst” were just god-awful. I didn’t like the Bridgestone screaming ad (the first one you listed), but I loved all the rest of your “best” choices.
I didn't see most of those but then again I wasn't watching the super bowl... >_>
I saw the dancing lizard one (there were free hot wings in my lobby!) and it was just kind of a silent what the fuck moment.
I did see the e*trade one and I liked that. The e*trade ones are always interesting. I remember one year they had a chimp riding a horse through the streets of New York or something...
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Random FTW!
Also Iron Man looks fucking awesome.
Assholes.
Ditto. Haha!
The Carlos Mencia is the worst.
And I did not think the Dancing Lizards one was so bad
Sobe Lifewater - Dancing Lizards FTW!!!
Oh yeah...YEEEAAAHHHH GIANTS!!!!
That was my favorite of the night.
I saw the dancing lizard one (there were free hot wings in my lobby!) and it was just kind of a silent what the fuck moment.
I did see the e*trade one and I liked that. The e*trade ones are always interesting. I remember one year they had a chimp riding a horse through the streets of New York or something...
And then there's the Audi R8 ad. Brilliant, but I had to explain the joke to a few people watching the game with me. >.>
The FedEx commercial was by far the best of the year though.
fun fact, put in your pipe and smoke it.