So last night was the West Coast GDC NARP, hosted by Hamza “Motherfucking Shark/CTZ”
Aziz and Dyson. I was not able to attend directly, but through the power of Stickam, I
attended and had a wonderful time.

After Shitty Movie Night ended and we all had our lulz on Sonic the Hedgehog, I wandered
back to the C-Blogs to finally find the Stickam link to the NARP.

I had originally planned to be on cam part of the night with my Mr. Destructoid helmet, but
alas, the eyes fell off AGAIN and I have to find another ay to glue them on. Modeling
cement and hot glue have both failed me, but hot glue not so much as the cement.
Regardless, I’m sad.

Every time they turned the camera on the computer to show the camera, it created that
weird picture within a picture within a picture effect, which I lovingly dubbed “breaking the
Innernets.” And there was also the introduction of Polo Guy, who by all accounts, must be
Dr. Boa. It only makes sense, people.

I did a rave that involved me flickering my lights and making techno sounds. It went over
okay, I think.

Yes, I did get nekkid on the Stickam chat (I had stuff covering my junk, don’t worry), but
only because droobies had done it first and I was practically being pressured by people the
entire night to do it, so this gave me an excuse. The end result was much praise and love.

Speaking of droobies, he kept the Stickam chat going with some great music. He’s
available to DJ birthday parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs and high school proms. Call
1-800-DROOBIES to make an appointment.

I learned how awesome pillow forts are last night, as well as that Charlie Punch is a
popular party game out on the West Coast. I wish I could have been there.

Rio is apparently madly in love with Chad, which is fine by me. As best friend forever laws
dictate, I believe I’m supposed to be best man at Chad’s wedding anyways, so when you
two set a date, let me know. ;)

I actually was surprised that virtualgirl was out at the NARP, but it was cool to see her. She
seems really nice, though I wonder if Dutch saw the neck-licking from Hamza earlier in the
night… :p

Chatting on Vent and Stickam at the same time is hard stuff. In the future, I’m only picking
one and sticking with it.

Puppet, Pedro and Riser all brought the desu last night, but it wasn’t enough, because
there’s never enough. No exceptions.

I checked out around 4 a.m. EST to try and get some sleep, and apparently I missed the
epic tiff/Dyson wrestling match. It was the stuff of legend.

For more, check out reaprar’s recap video.

Thanks for all the lulz last night, everyone. I loves you all, too. I look forward to being on
the other end of the camera at the next NARP.

UPCOMING HOT NARP ON NARP ACTION
Great Lakes – March 1-2 – The Lark-Cave/Niles, MI
East Coast – March 8 – Phist’s place/Astoria, NYC, NY
Video Games Live/Ohio Valley – July 18 – Louisville, KY