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Just a little idea I had...
Brian Szabelski | 10:36 PM on 11.05.2007 19 comments


After reading things like the GameFAQs contest for the best video game character and Destructoid's Game Debate to the Death (Why haven't we had one of those in a while?), I became inspired.

As I watched the L-Block win, I began to wonder about why only the best characters were voted on. Why not pick the biggest dud in gaming history? The worst character of all time? There's been so much debate over it all over the Internet, but never anything to really determine who sits atop the heap of crappy characters.

And that's when I hatched the idea of doing this tournament. Just something more for fun than anything else that everyone could participate in. And thus begins the first Destructoid "Worst. Character. Ever." Tournament, sponsored by... well, we're still working on that.

The tournament was originally supposed to be 64 characters, but alas, I got stuck, so it's only 48, split into three 16-character brackets. The finalists from each bracket will meet in a triple threat match on the final day, and out of that will arise one who will be given the title of worst video game character ever.

The list itself contains some obvious choices, but also some surprises and some characters I just plain hate to death. Here's all 48 characters:

1. Bubsy
2. Shaquille O’Neal (Shaq Fu)
3. Cheetahmen
4. Tingle
5. Navi
6. Amy Rose
7. E.T.
8. Aerosmith (Revolution X)
9. Ryu (Street Fighter)
10. The Shotoclones (Street Fighter)
11. Duck Hunt Dog
12. Shadow the Hedgehog
13. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
14. Kao Kangaroo
15. Yamato Man
16. Ashley (Resident Evil 4)
17. Tidus (FFX)
18. Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
19. Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2)
20. Big the Cat
21. Superman
22. Glover
23. Toad
24. Tak
25. Sigma (Mega Man X series)
26. Boogerman
27. Wood Man
28. Clown Man
29. Spring Man
30. Link
31. Lara Croft
32. Maxi (Soul Calibur)
33. Wild Woody
34. Liu Kang
35. Johnny Cage
36. Slippy Toad
37. Crash Bandicoot
38. Princess Peach
39. Guilty Spark 343
40. Captain Novolin
41. Custer (Custer’s Revenge)
42. Barbie
43. Fan vote #1
44. Fan vote #2
45. Fan vote #3
46. Fan vote #4
47. Fan vote #5
48. Fan vote #6

But wait... those last six slots... could it be?

Yes, you, the D-toid clogger, will be able to select the final six entrants into this tournament. All you need to do is to reply with a comment below with your selection. Everybody only gets one vote, though, so multiple votes from the same user will not be counted. But you can vote for anyone you want who is not on the list. The only catch is they have to have been in a video game at some point.

The top 6 vote-getters get in. Everybody else? Tough luck, try again next year.

However, that's not the only thing you can vote for. I'm also opening up voting for the #1 slots in each bracket. The top three vote-getters from the 42 characters already picked will be the #1 seeds. The other 15 slots in each bracket will be drawn using a hat and lots of names in said hat.

Here's an example of what a reply vote might look like:

[b]Fan vote: Hugo (Street Fighter III)
#1 Vote: Duck Hunt Dog[/b]

Voting will stay open for the next week, ending at midnight on Tuesday, November 13, 2007. The first round will begin on Friday, November 16, 2007. Each match-up will be a 24-hour voting period. Winner moves on, loser gets dropped out.

As for voting, you may begin...









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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:11
Bob Muir
I WANT PRIZES

Fan vote: Slippy (Star Fox)
#1 Vote: Big the Cat.

And this double-post counts twice.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:12
Bob Muir
Oh of course, now my temporary double-post bug fixes itself.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:19
Brian Szabelski
@Necros: Slippy is on there. So I'll give you special permission to re-cast the Fan Vote only.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:26
Das Inchworm
damn so many good choices: boogerman, shaq, glover, and tingle damn. I can't decide. i'll come back to this.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 00:27
Bob Muir
@ NihonTiger
Damn, missed him. Change it to Marcus Fenix (Gears of War).
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 01:04
Aerox
Fan Vote: Aeris (I hate Aeris)
Reg vote: Navi
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 01:13
ajaxender
#1 Vote = duck hunt dog. everyone hates that dog.

Fan vote = 343 guilty spark. Im assuming that everyone who reads this has finished halo 3 or doesnt care so... best bit of halo 3 - SHOOTING THE LITTLE PRICK WITH THE SPARTAN LASER! OH FUCK YES!

You have some interesting hates. I disagree with tidus and crash being there, just IMO, and i think ashley from re4 was annoying but had large breasts so was bearable. But link and lara? Wow, didnt think anyone hated them.
soul3150's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 01:17
soul3150
Fan Vote: Alex Kidd (for Hi-Tech world).

Reg Vote: The Shotoclones. (Except DAN! He rules.)
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 01:18
Brian Szabelski
@ajax: 343 Guilty Spark's on the list. Please re-vote for the fan-vote :)

And as for Lara and Link, I did some research (read as: Google) and found out that there is a bit of disdain for both characters on the 'Net. Not a lot, but enough to make it worthwhile to put them on there, just to see how people would respond to their inclusion.
Vegas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 01:49
Vegas
Fan Vote: Damon Baird (Gears of War, so obnoxious)
#1 Vote: Slippy Toad
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 03:18
glipe
Fan Vote: Awesome Possum (in reference to the Viggo and Cronenberg interview featured a while back)
#1 Vote: Shaq

But honestly, I think you need to rethink some of your picks there. Link as a Worst Character? There's a lot on the list who aren't bad characters at all (343 Guilty Spark, Ryu, Raiden), just really irritating!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 03:20
Darren Nakamura
Fan Vote: Bam Margera (Tony Hawk series)
#1 Vote: Navi
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 06:36
Tron Knotts
Fan vote: Wood Man

#1 Vote: WOOD MAN
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:46
Variable Gear
Ummm why is Ryu on there...?

Raiden is another character that shouldn't be on there. He is not a bad character at all. It is just that everyone has a freaking man-crush on Solid Snake, and since all these people couldn't play as Snake throughout all of MGS2 they have bitched about it ever since. Play MGS2 game and learn Raiden's backstory, because he is actually a well-formed character.


Fan vote: Alex Kidd
#1 vote: Sora


kthxbye
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:49
B-Radicate
Fan vote: Master Chief

#1 vote: Shadow the Hedgehog
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:03
F Whipple
fan vote: Pichu

#1 vote: tingle
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 00:55
mispelt
From your list: Amy Rose

Personally: Natalya (GoldenEye 007 - N64)
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2007 02:17
Lithium
fan vote: Amy Rose

#1 Vote: Tingle
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