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After reading things like the GameFAQs contest for the best video game character and Destructoid's Game Debate to the Death (Why haven't we had one of those in a while?), I became inspired.
As I watched the L-Block win, I began to wonder about why only the best characters were voted on. Why not pick the biggest dud in gaming history? The worst character of all time? There's been so much debate over it all over the Internet, but never anything to really determine who sits atop the heap of crappy characters. And that's when I hatched the idea of doing this tournament. Just something more for fun than anything else that everyone could participate in. And thus begins the first Destructoid "Worst. Character. Ever." Tournament, sponsored by... well, we're still working on that. The tournament was originally supposed to be 64 characters, but alas, I got stuck, so it's only 48, split into three 16-character brackets. The finalists from each bracket will meet in a triple threat match on the final day, and out of that will arise one who will be given the title of worst video game character ever. The list itself contains some obvious choices, but also some surprises and some characters I just plain hate to death. Here's all 48 characters: 1. Bubsy 2. Shaquille O’Neal (Shaq Fu) 3. Cheetahmen 4. Tingle 5. Navi 6. Amy Rose 7. E.T. 8. Aerosmith (Revolution X) 9. Ryu (Street Fighter) 10. The Shotoclones (Street Fighter) 11. Duck Hunt Dog 12. Shadow the Hedgehog 13. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 14. Kao Kangaroo 15. Yamato Man 16. Ashley (Resident Evil 4) 17. Tidus (FFX) 18. Sora (Kingdom Hearts) 19. Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2) 20. Big the Cat 21. Superman 22. Glover 23. Toad 24. Tak 25. Sigma (Mega Man X series) 26. Boogerman 27. Wood Man 28. Clown Man 29. Spring Man 30. Link 31. Lara Croft 32. Maxi (Soul Calibur) 33. Wild Woody 34. Liu Kang 35. Johnny Cage 36. Slippy Toad 37. Crash Bandicoot 38. Princess Peach 39. Guilty Spark 343 40. Captain Novolin 41. Custer (Custer’s Revenge) 42. Barbie 43. Fan vote #1 44. Fan vote #2 45. Fan vote #3 46. Fan vote #4 47. Fan vote #5 48. Fan vote #6 But wait... those last six slots... could it be? Yes, you, the D-toid clogger, will be able to select the final six entrants into this tournament. All you need to do is to reply with a comment below with your selection. Everybody only gets one vote, though, so multiple votes from the same user will not be counted. But you can vote for anyone you want who is not on the list. The only catch is they have to have been in a video game at some point. The top 6 vote-getters get in. Everybody else? Tough luck, try again next year. However, that's not the only thing you can vote for. I'm also opening up voting for the #1 slots in each bracket. The top three vote-getters from the 42 characters already picked will be the #1 seeds. The other 15 slots in each bracket will be drawn using a hat and lots of names in said hat. Here's an example of what a reply vote might look like: [b]Fan vote: Hugo (Street Fighter III) #1 Vote: Duck Hunt Dog[/b] Voting will stay open for the next week, ending at midnight on Tuesday, November 13, 2007. The first round will begin on Friday, November 16, 2007. Each match-up will be a 24-hour voting period. Winner moves on, loser gets dropped out. As for voting, you may begin... ...now.
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Fan vote: Slippy (Star Fox)
#1 Vote: Big the Cat.
And this double-post counts twice.
Damn, missed him. Change it to Marcus Fenix (Gears of War).
Reg vote: Navi
Fan vote = 343 guilty spark. Im assuming that everyone who reads this has finished halo 3 or doesnt care so... best bit of halo 3 - SHOOTING THE LITTLE PRICK WITH THE SPARTAN LASER! OH FUCK YES!
You have some interesting hates. I disagree with tidus and crash being there, just IMO, and i think ashley from re4 was annoying but had large breasts so was bearable. But link and lara? Wow, didnt think anyone hated them.
Reg Vote: The Shotoclones. (Except DAN! He rules.)
And as for Lara and Link, I did some research (read as: Google) and found out that there is a bit of disdain for both characters on the 'Net. Not a lot, but enough to make it worthwhile to put them on there, just to see how people would respond to their inclusion.
#1 Vote: Slippy Toad
#1 Vote: Shaq
But honestly, I think you need to rethink some of your picks there. Link as a Worst Character? There's a lot on the list who aren't bad characters at all (343 Guilty Spark, Ryu, Raiden), just really irritating!
#1 Vote: Navi
#1 Vote: WOOD MAN
Raiden is another character that shouldn't be on there. He is not a bad character at all. It is just that everyone has a freaking man-crush on Solid Snake, and since all these people couldn't play as Snake throughout all of MGS2 they have bitched about it ever since. Play MGS2 game and learn Raiden's backstory, because he is actually a well-formed character.
Fan vote: Alex Kidd
#1 vote: Sora
kthxbye
#1 vote: Shadow the Hedgehog
#1 vote: tingle
Personally: Natalya (GoldenEye 007 - N64)
#1 Vote: Tingle