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Started gaming in kindergarten, when the most advanced piece of hardware I could get my hands on was a black plastic handle and an orange button attached to a brick. I used it to blow up little squares on a black and white television screen. A couple years later, I was molested by the girl next door after beating her copy of The Legend of Zelda. I have mixed feelings about the experience.

Unfortunately, over the years, my ability to maintain a passion for games has waned (as in being able to play through them start-to-finish). This is due to various reasons and issues that would be too emo to get into at this juncture. But suffice to say, though my passion has waned, my interest in them has not, as evidenced by my being here.

Nihil (or Nils) is the pseudonym I currently use for writing and gaming on the internet. I came across the Destructoid website by searching for information on Way of the Samurai 3. Tubatic pretty much has the most comprehensive coverage on it I've seen anywhere. And for that, and the other thing, I thank him.

It's a good game, btw.

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SeptemBEARD Results/Deep Closing Thoughts

2:52 PM on 10.01.2010

We had a contest in the forums.

Of which the Grand Prize for the winner would be
Ultimate Manly Bragging Rights.

I realize this was probably unfair to you C-Bloggers who would have liked to obtain/unlock such a Splendiforous and Monumental trophy/achievement.

Well tough shit. You should come down to the basement more often. We're better people there.

And so the winning winner of the winniful winny win win cocks goes to....

SENTRY

Who, LIKE A BAWSE, started a day late and still outbearded the shit outta the rest of us. You ladies can hear his sexy MAN-voice on the next Destructoid Communicast talking about chopping wood with his dick and getting "MOM" literally tattooed on his heart by the Surgeon General.

Congratulations, Sentry! Our beards tip their bearded top hats, and bowler hats, and baseball hats, and beanie hats toward your mighty manly man-ness!

Runners-up include Me, Clown Baby, Manic Maverick, and Jon Bloodspray, because we were the only ones who're MAN enough to fucking take up the challenge. Let's take a look back on the month where we celebrate our ability to grow AWESOME out our fuckin' FACES.

MEN.

Clown Baby

Jon Bloodspray

Manic Maverick

Yours Truly

720 hours after the incident that caused me to cry myself to sleep for days on end. It was a grueling first week. I learned a lot of things. Mainly, that I should never fucking shave the front of my face again unless I plan on getting a serious tan. Which will also probably happen never.

DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN BABY

Bros who decided to drop by and show off their fuzz:

Aurain

Icarus

BananaCombOver

Buddha

PappaDukes

Thanks again to you mens who participated and supported. Without you, Destructoid would be a less MANLY place to talk about vidjagaemz at. For those who wish to take part in similarly masculine events can do so during Novembeard, or possibly Decembeard, where/if somebody else can host them.

Because I'm never putting sharp metal to my mug again.

Not that I'm afraid of it, of course. I just, you know... I don't...

MEN.

Also, Alaskan Smoked Porter = Bacon Beer. You know what to do!

We out.

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Sentry

Nihil, you are such a flipping sweetheart! I still cast my vote in your direction, as I'm pretty sure your beard would be much scrappier in a fight, and mine would just wanna' talk it out and hug and maybe even bow before your own beard's might.

And super shoutout to every other SeptemBEARD bro!

Conor Elsea

"winning winner of the winniful winny win win cocks" made me lol.

Also, I wish I had trademarked "We're better people here."

Danl Haas

Aw man, now I'm all bummed I didn't participate. My beard tends to be a little janky, though. NEXT TIME.

garethxxgod

Can't I just submit a picture of the massive beard I once had. Too lazy to take that many pics.

Mr Andy Dixon

You guys are awesome. August was my personal beard month, and let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Nihil

Son, REAL MENS don't take shortcuts unless their running headfirst through walls made of redwood lumber and bulletproof glass.

Occams electric toothbrush

Hahaha. I'm tempted to shave my beard just to regrow it and join in the chartreuse mania that is this.

Kraid

I shed a manly tear.

SteezyXL

Lol, I totally should have entered. I would have liked to try and grow out my beard.

mourning orange

fuck shaving 4 lyfe

Elsa

AWESOME!!!

Buddha

Oh hey, I'm in this. Nice.

Aurain

Damn, I got a nice pussy!

Y0j1mb0

Next time this is done, holla at me. I'll shave my beard to participate. Fair warning...my beard grows back in days. lol.

Beyamor

I know you cried over losing your beard Nihil. Rugged tears that put out fires and beat up bears. It's okay. You never lost your manlyness. It was inside you the whole time, just waiting to grow out again.

Manic Maverick

YAY BEARDBLOG. <3

Also, seeing that many pictures of myself in one place is a bit disturbing.

DimmuJed

You guys have fucking week ass beards. Maybe you guys should participate in Movember (www.movember.com) it's a charity where you grow mustaches for money. I was thinking of starting a CBlog group of Mo-Bros...

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