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Nihil (or Nils) is the pseudonym I currently use for writing and gaming on the internet. I came across the Destructoid website by searching for information on Way of the Samurai 3. Tubatic pretty much has the most comprehensive coverage on it I've seen anywhere. And for that, and the other thing, I thank him.

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Nihil | 3:36 PM on 08.14.2011 19 comments




I believe I owe some of you here in the c-blogs an apology.

Last year, there was an event held in our dear Forums. A manly event. An event with balls. Hairy, manly balls. I'm talking about SeptemBEARD and it feels like it was only last week that I experienced the trauma of shaving my entire face after literally years of not doing so. It made me reluctant to go through that again.

But sirs, if you are willing to take the plunge into excessive skin exposure - then so will I, once more.

This is an event within the month of September in which on the first day, a man will shave his face in its entirety and then refrain from shaving until the first day of the following month. Giving his beard a full 31 days to flourish. Many who participate in this event will do so in a group of people and compare their beards on the 31st of the month and determine who is the Septembeard Champion. *Note* - Girlfriends, Wives, Fiances & Mothers, more often than not, are against the Septembeard festivities and will often complain.

I've already started a new thread and you can feel free to participate there. I think a special approach is deserved here, though, but since things like this aren't exactly commonplace in the c-blogs, I could use a bit of advice or suggestions as how to host/present this deal.

Also, to one-up last year, I'd like to take this a step further. Apparently there is a Septembeard "organization" that is starting a donation drive for prostate cancer, and I thought it would be cool to sign up for sponsorship there. However, closer inspection of the website made me leery of it since there isn't a whole lot to it. At least not enough to make me feel comfortable giving them my credit card info.



So I'm wondering - if enough of us are participating and with the blessing of Niero & Co - whether it could be a Dtoid-specific donation event. It may be a bit late in the schedule for such a thing, and I don't have two clues on how to get the ball rolling besides asking for support, kinda like now. Either way, I look forward to this being a thing happening.

So there you have it. Get ready for the spectacle, people.



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 17:58
Elsa
Actually it all started with moustaches and "movember" when men grew moustaches. The Canadian arm is movember.ca and all of the money raised goes directly to Prostate Cancer Canada (85% goes directly to programs, the remaining 15% covers advertising, costs, fees, etc).

Septembeard may or may not be related, but you should be able to easily check where the funds go (and if not, maybe check out movember.com - there probably is such a site, but I didn't check, I only know about movember.ca from a friend!)

Awesome idea!!

Oh... and if there is just a Dtoid thing... is there any chance at all that the ladies can grow their leg hair and not shave it for all of November... I'd love to have an excuse not to shave my legs... and for charity yet! :)
kidplus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 18:17
kidplus
I just shaved my pathetic beard today. I'm 25 and still can't grow a full one. It's all patchy.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 18:31
Chris Carter
You crazy forum guys! I need to get back into them-is Gatsby still around?
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 18:48
Nihil
@elsa: I've been aware of movember (as well as mustache march) but as far as I know, septembeard isn't an official thing yet. I could probably find an email or contact the guy who runs the Septembeard.org site through facebook, but really if I have to go through the trouble of searching for roundabout ways of getting in touch with the people running it - while not even seeing them mentioned in any capacity on the research sites they're supposedly going to donate to - I don't think it'd be worth it to try there. Once whoever owns the site has the money, they could do whatever the fuck they want with it.

If anything, I would send the donations straight to the research lab, but I don't know how to set something like that up (pooling the donation money together). Niero and others however have done this kind of thing on plenty occasions, though.

And as for ladies who wanna participate... I'd have no problem with it personally. Hell, I'd encourage photographed progress along with the males. It may not be pretty, but pretty isn't what this shit is about!

@kidplus: Everyone is welcome to participate, dude. Whether your hair-growing abilities are outstanding or not is inconsequential. It's just something to do in the spirit of it.
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 19:00
Nihil
@Magnalon: Yep, he is still pretty active. Come on down.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 19:39
Handy
I can’t grow a full beard :(

If I leave it long enough I start to develop what I call the “Homeless Zorro” look, nevertheless, I’m interested and might be willing to take that bullet if everyone else joins in.
zeroduality's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 20:20
zeroduality
Sounds like fun. I actually shaved for the first time ever in mid-July for my job (which I quit the next day) however my weakstache still doesn't connect to my beardface.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2011 20:40
manasteel88
I'll donate if this gets up and running, but I can't get a full beard going. I have half of the handlebar on the goatee. It's not pretty. If I didn't have a job that required me to look presentable somewhat, I'd jump all over this.
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 01:11
LawofThermalDynamics
Will fap on principle, but I can't grow hair on my face to save my life.
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 02:02
Kaggen
Cool , I'm all for these things, I would support an event like this but I'm not sure if I'm willing to shave my wonderful beard, I mean isn't that the part of the man that makes babies or something ? Also .. magic! Neat initiative Nihil!
Om Nom On Souls's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 05:40
Om Nom On Souls
would that my facial hair required more than one shave a week to merely keep it out of the disgusting teenager beard range
Caitlin Cooke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 08:09
Caitlin Cooke
I'd be up for not shaving my legs in November...although...I kind of don't do that already (I was blessed with fair leg hair).
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 09:00
Occams electric toothbrush
I wont shave my beard of leg hair in honor of this.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 09:01
Occams electric toothbrush
Yeah, that was a typo but I'm going to run with it.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2011 17:16
Mr Andy Dixon
I prefer Decemballs, where we Christian men all agree to stop washing our testicles in honor of Jesus' Earthly birth.
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2011 01:38
Kaggen
Hahaha , I'm with Andy on this one!
Nihil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2011 02:36
Nihil
Glad yall are getting behind it. Guess an update/roll-call in a few days is in order.

@andy: lolwut
Glitchmaster8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2011 05:46
Glitchmaster8
If only my beard extended past my chin. Oh the woes of a neck beard! When it does finally grow out I will grow it forever until I am Count Gandalfbus Dumbeldooku, master of the Bearded Curly War Locks
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2011 12:40
fetusmilk
i think im going to do a fall facial fest. as soon as summer ends(last day of) im shaving my beard and growing it from fall till last day of winter. that is if i dont get fired because of it.
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