Niero's Blog :: Rejected Destructoid shirt ideas & contest! :: DESTRUCTOID

liam2015 says:
(# 0) on 04/23/2008 15:02

That is fucking edgy.

I'd buy it!

MrSadistic says:
(# 1) on 04/23/2008 15:03

I want that shirt inside me.

liam2015 says:
(# 2) on 04/23/2008 15:05

A shirt with an 11/10 on it?

big filth says:
(# 3) on 04/23/2008 15:05

haha. I want to fuck someones mom too :(

007 says:
(# 4) on 04/23/2008 15:08

Mr Destructoid riding a really hot chick (in a bra and panties, of course) like a horse. the chick would look displeased, but that's ok. Cause it's Mr Destructoid.

Crunshii says:
(# 5) on 04/23/2008 15:10

how about something with the Srius buiznez title?

Silverhertz says:
(# 6) on 04/23/2008 15:10

Def give this a go once im done with my animations...I take it this is just an open contest or do you want the ideas by a certain date?

liam2015 says:
(# 7) on 04/23/2008 15:11

That's a terrible idea liam2015, try again

Sort of like that second shirt but: Destructoid.com: Pikachu's Vagina

Guagloves says:
(# 8) on 04/23/2008 15:11

Desturctoid didn't fuck my mom, Workmeng did.

ceark says:
(# 9) on 04/23/2008 15:16

I would buy the destructoid fuck your mom shirt in a heart beat.

Cheeburga says:
(# 10) on 04/23/2008 15:18

Ron Workman is my nigga.

liam2015 says:
(# 11) on 04/23/2008 15:20

The shirt will say: Workman: Do you wanna fuck him?

The Bez says:
(# 12) on 04/23/2008 15:22

The Bez says:
(# 13) on 04/23/2008 15:23

I'm thinkin sumthin like that maybe with Workman's face on it?

Char Aznable says:
(# 14) on 04/23/2008 15:24

Please just cancel the contest and print a billion "Destructoid fucked your mom" shirts.

MaxVest says:
(# 15) on 04/23/2008 15:26

Where did you get that picture of my mom???

Niero says:
(# 16) on 04/23/2008 15:26

Colette actually came up with that one :)

Teta says:
(# 17) on 04/23/2008 15:29

How about releasing both shirts and the winner one?

Spitfire says:
(# 18) on 04/23/2008 15:32

I say release the "Your Mom" shirt along with a winner. It will be tough to beat "Destructoid Fucked Your Mom", thats for sure.

Crunshii says:
(# 19) on 04/23/2008 15:32

"I did your Mom"

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 20) on 04/23/2008 15:33

I hate to say it but I would buy the Fucked your mom shirt.

MrSadistic says:
(# 21) on 04/23/2008 15:33

Just have a t-shirt with Mr. Destructoid performing a falcon punch on a pregnant Mexican teen.

Vlambo says:
(# 22) on 04/23/2008 15:35

I agree with MrSAdistic on that one. That be an Epic shirt

liam2015 says:
(# 23) on 04/23/2008 15:35

Destructoid.com: Tocuhed me where the sun don't shine

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 24) on 04/23/2008 15:36

BTW: Where do you want the ideas sent?

BlackSheep says:
(# 25) on 04/23/2008 15:36

liam2015 says:
(# 26) on 04/23/2008 15:37

Destructoid.com: Anus Bleeding to the MAX

I could go all day, niero

mix says:
(# 27) on 04/23/2008 15:39

I would buy the fucked your mom one 100%! In fact I am adding shirts to my cart as I type this....

I'll ponder on this for a while.

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 28) on 04/23/2008 15:39

liam2015 says:
(# 29) on 04/23/2008 15:41

A picture of mr destructoid pointing towards you and it says "A winrar is you!"

BlackSheep says:
(# 30) on 04/23/2008 15:41

i know mine is a thinker :P

STD

liam2015 says:
(# 31) on 04/23/2008 15:42

A picture of mr destructoid pointing towards you and it says "A winrar is you!"

Kryptinite says:
(# 32) on 04/23/2008 15:42

what what in the butt

Char Aznable says:
(# 33) on 04/23/2008 15:44

Slap the "A click of a mouse can save her life" girl on a t-shirt and call it a day. Then we all burn in Hell.

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 34) on 04/23/2008 15:45

It is a .png and it says:
Caution: Leads to uncontrollable pedophilia

liam2015 says:
(# 35) on 04/23/2008 15:45

Destructoid.com-killed a sack of kittens

and stared at me while he did it

liam2015 says:
(# 36) on 04/23/2008 15:47

I once made a paint of y0j1mb0 as santa. Could that be a shirt?

BlackSheep says:
(# 37) on 04/23/2008 15:48

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 38) on 04/23/2008 15:49

Looks like this, just legible.

mix says:
(# 39) on 04/23/2008 15:50

Here we go, hopefully I link this right...

Toneman says:
(# 40) on 04/23/2008 15:50

I'm thinking something with a bowtie on it.

king3vbo says:
(# 41) on 04/23/2008 15:51

I have no shoop skills, but we need a shirt that says
MUST SUPPLY BEAST AND LOCATION

Reaprar says:
(# 42) on 04/23/2008 15:51

Are multiple entries okay?

liam2015 says:
(# 43) on 04/23/2008 15:52

Destructoid.com-wants your A/S/L

@reaprar
I sure as hell hope so

Sadie G says:
(# 44) on 04/23/2008 15:52

holy shit i would buy that Fail one BlackSheep made in a heartbeat, that's amazing!!

mix says:
(# 45) on 04/23/2008 15:55

I think BlackSheep is on a roll I would buy both the designs that have been laid out!

Fronz says:
(# 46) on 04/23/2008 15:56

Someone should make another STFUAJPG shirt :)

kawitchate says:
(# 47) on 04/23/2008 15:57

WHO THE FUCK IS JIM STERLING?
destructoid.com
(oh, and there needs to be a monocle on there)

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 48) on 04/23/2008 15:57

...shirts?

PaperBowser0 says:
(# 49) on 04/23/2008 16:00

Nice. I'd definetly buy them!!!

Jim Sterling says:
(# 50) on 04/23/2008 16:00

Just put the Astley lyrics on it. End of.

mistic says:
(# 51) on 04/23/2008 16:00

Epic T-Shirts!

MechaMonkey says:
(# 52) on 04/23/2008 16:01

1) Silhouettes of a giant penis and a giant rooster, both wearing the Destructoid helmet. Possible addition on the back: A banana flanked by oranges and a rooster, both wearing the Destructoid helmet.

2) The caption "Destructoid: We Take Your Yobs, Gringo." over a picture of Mr. Destructoid wearing a Mexican flag as a cape.

3) Mr. Destructoid wearing Rick Astley's famous get up from "Never Gonna Give You Up". Caption is -
Destructoid is:
A. Never Gonna Give You Up
B. Never Gonna Let You Down
C. Never Gonna Turn Around and Do Your Mom

4) "Destructoid: Falcon Punching babies since 2006" in front of a picture of an extraordinarily happy infant.

5) "This isn't your father's Destructoid. He was last night. It's your mother's turn."

6) Jim Sterling in a bathtub.

7) A collage of WiiSucks quotes.

8) "Destructoid: Guess what else is square and metal..."

MechaMonkey says:
(# 53) on 04/23/2008 16:04

Just add .com to every mention of Destructoid above.

liam2015 says:
(# 54) on 04/23/2008 16:07

You were almost a Destructoid(.com) sandwhich!

Grim says:
(# 55) on 04/23/2008 16:07

I like #4, a lot.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 56) on 04/23/2008 16:09

Here's my idea.

liam2015 says:
(# 57) on 04/23/2008 16:09

I like #7 myself

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 58) on 04/23/2008 16:11

Destructoid.com - There will be rape. And you'll learn to love it, bitch.

unstoppablejuggernaut's Destructoid Blog

unstoppablejuggernaut says:
(# 59) on 04/23/2008 16:11

how bout a link to some pdf files of the robot helmet and logo if you got them slick

Takeshi says:
(# 60) on 04/23/2008 16:14

Fuck dammit Liam! Remember I've got some crazy ass pictures of you playing Burnout. All T-shirt worthy!

I agree with Teta. I want that T-shirt and the winner.

I'm going to enter this contest for sure, I love ten pound boxes filled with Dtoid goodies!

I got it!

Destructoid:
Makes you remember to lower the doorhandle so Sadistic can enter your home and punch you in the various hats.

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 61) on 04/23/2008 16:15

You guys are hilarious. :)

razerangel says:
(# 62) on 04/23/2008 16:15

http://a569.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_de443301948bde13ac2f3f03d2de3358.gif

How about that?

Takeshi says:
(# 63) on 04/23/2008 16:16

Holy fuck!
Y0j1mb0 Wins!

razerangel says:
(# 64) on 04/23/2008 16:16

dammit i fail hard at bbcode

there thats better!

liam2015 says:
(# 65) on 04/23/2008 16:17

Speaking of which, how do you get those pictures? I want that one of your pig.

Reaprar says:
(# 66) on 04/23/2008 16:18

Just something off of the top of my head.

Takeshi says:
(# 67) on 04/23/2008 16:19

I'll explain it when while we're playing Liam. It's quite easy.

Reaprar says:
(# 68) on 04/23/2008 16:19

Damned thing got resized, click [url=http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8171/shirt1to7.png]here[/url for un-shitty version.

Reaprar says:
(# 69) on 04/23/2008 16:20

Oh god damn it, I fail at Bbcode.

liam2015 says:
(# 70) on 04/23/2008 16:20

Reaprar fucking wins

@takeshi
I'm gonna go play some right now...

wardrox says:
(# 71) on 04/23/2008 16:22

something to do with videogames, which is also a little bit offensive to the elderly, as well as economic to make (ie 2-tone)....

Think simple:

MechaMonkey says:
(# 72) on 04/23/2008 16:24

Destructoid.com: Whatever console you like sucks.

wardrox says:
(# 73) on 04/23/2008 16:24

Maybe with Mr. Dtoid outlined along the top or in a corner... or something... or just shit on a plane white tshirt.

MechaMonkey says:
(# 74) on 04/23/2008 16:25

A picture of a doll with a Destructoid helmet: "Show me on the doll where Destructoid.com touched you."

kacie360 says:
(# 75) on 04/23/2008 16:26

I think a lot of you guys have great captions, but need help with the art.

how about some collaborations?

Reaprar says:
(# 76) on 04/23/2008 16:27

Think that version looks better, anyway, got other ideas, we're allowed dupe-entries, right?

Brian Keljore says:
(# 77) on 04/23/2008 16:29

Takeshi says:
(# 78) on 04/23/2008 16:30

Niero, when does this contest end and where do we have to post our T-shirts? Here in this blog or do you want it in an e-mail?

unstoppablejuggernaut says:
(# 79) on 04/23/2008 16:31

WHO ON THE DTOID STAFF IS JEWISH?

and does anyone have pictures of them, i have an idea!

Bioautographical says:
(# 80) on 04/23/2008 16:32

I propose a very, ahem, well-proportioned chick with large . . . glands and the Mr. Destructoid head, much like on the Also Cocks shirt, bearing the worlds "Also, Tits" (or Breasts, Boobs, whichever you prefer).

On the back, it should say "An Equal Opportunity Blog" (or website, or employer, or whatever).

wardrox says:
(# 81) on 04/23/2008 16:32

Reaprar says:
(# 82) on 04/23/2008 16:32

Oh fuck, I can't beat that, god damn you brian.

Also, jugs, gamejew is kinda staff, isn't he?

razerangel says:
(# 83) on 04/23/2008 16:34

if that doesnt make jim chuckle I don't know what will

unstoppablejuggernaut says:
(# 84) on 04/23/2008 16:36

yeah i need two jews to make this work reaprar.

ive got the white trash and the bean i just need the heebs.

MaxVest says:
(# 85) on 04/23/2008 16:36

Do we have permission to draw from the well of pre-existing Destructoid clip art?

unstoppablejuggernaut says:
(# 86) on 04/23/2008 16:36

sterling are you jewish?

king3vbo says:
(# 87) on 04/23/2008 16:36

If you dont get it, LURK MOAR

brosef says:
(# 88) on 04/23/2008 16:39

MechaMonkey's ideas are pure fucking win.

I vote for a cartoon picture of Sterling, complete with monocle, in the jacuzzi (done by Teta of course) with the caption:
"Sophistication comes to those who wait... for the wine to be brought to the bathtub."
DESTRUCTOID.COM

On back: "Who the %@&# is Jim Sterling?"

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 89) on 04/23/2008 16:40

LOLOLOL

unstoppablejuggernaut says:
(# 90) on 04/23/2008 16:42

"Jim Sterling: Worth his weight in NeoGeo's"

wardrox says:
(# 91) on 04/23/2008 16:42

This one I like to call che_guewardrox:

MATTFOO says:
(# 92) on 04/23/2008 16:43

IF THIS WINS (it wont) THE WINNINGS GO TO ANGLESDONTBURN

coonskin05 says:
(# 93) on 04/23/2008 16:45

OK, I can't do art. I attempted what I'm about to tell you in Photoshop, but failed very quickly, so instead I am going to tell you in very vivid detail what the most amazing DToid shirt would be. I am totally serious about this.

You could do this on most any color shirt. At the top, around the chest area, it says "Destructoid.com' int the biggest font and right below that in slightly smaller font it says "Land of Rape and Honey". Below that the graphic depicts a rainbow above Mr. Destructoid sitting on a throne with his arms out like on the "Also Cocks" shirt, and then poorly clothed women draped over the arms of the throne, and possibly a unicorn somewhere in there. Epic I tell you.

Genki-JAM says:
(# 94) on 04/23/2008 16:49

Meh, quick idea..

FRONT

BACK

Cheeburga says:
(# 95) on 04/23/2008 16:51

You get the idea.

Could edit the text around, and stuff.

mix says:
(# 96) on 04/23/2008 16:53

@Cheeburga

I really like that design man!

Genki-JAM says:
(# 97) on 04/23/2008 16:54

I decided to spend an extra 30 seconds making the front of the shirt look less lazy.

Genki-JAM says:
(# 98) on 04/23/2008 16:54

Damn, Cheeburga, that's nice.

Genki-JAM says:
(# 99) on 04/23/2008 16:55

Okay, I'm done post spamming now...

wait.. dammit...

Kayka says:
(# 100) on 04/23/2008 16:56

Takeshi says:
(# 101) on 04/23/2008 16:57

Seriously great looking shirt Chee!

Cheeburga says:
(# 102) on 04/23/2008 16:58

Thank you, Takeshi and Genki. :D

Ron NSFWorkman says:
(# 103) on 04/23/2008 17:00

"Bigger and better things. "

or "Kevin = 3========D Rob = 3=0

mix says:
(# 104) on 04/23/2008 17:00

Geez no thanks to mix Cheeburga? :(

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
(# 105) on 04/23/2008 17:03

HAMZA NEEDS LOVE TOO

Alternate front:

Different colours are always available
(Thanks for the T-Shirt pics King :P)

pheonix-blood says:
(# 106) on 04/23/2008 17:04

well Genkijam, your made me laugh.

ALSO, WOMENS TSHIRTS! mens small is waaaay to big for me!

Reaprar says:
(# 107) on 04/23/2008 17:06

Back:

Don't like how this one turned out though.

Cheeburga says:
(# 108) on 04/23/2008 17:06

Thanks Mix. :]

mix says:
(# 109) on 04/23/2008 17:14

Lol, no prob Cheeburga! *high fives*

I would pretty much buy every shirt that has been posted! Shirts in town are like $25-$35 and I can get cool original shit for $20 on line, go figure.