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Hello! I'm the founder of Destructoid. My cblog page is always in ruin because I use it to test my code.

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Niero \| 2:32 AM on 04.17.2011	41 comments

I was looking at ModernMethod's google analytics for the last five years out and, as if by the will of the Gods, number sixty nine was legendary.

This is so wrong. And so true.

Speaking of which, if you're reading this you've found a sneaky call for summer interns in the place that I know on our hardcore readers would find. We'd like a few extra hands working from home to help us expand our PC, MMO, and Sports coverage. If you're interested in blogging about any of these topics on our home page please send links to your blogs to interns@destructoid.com.

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

HandsomeBeast

You're looking for a new sports coverage intern? Samit better start watching his back!

Darren Nakamura

Isn't "family incest" kind of redundant?

Darren Nakamura

Also, what happened to the link to friends' blogs from the front page? You guys make a habit of getting rid of it for some reason.

AstralDrmz

I should start blogging more. It's been forever.

ArrestedDeveloper

69 dudes!

Gnarlythotep

Reality is hilarious. Well played, internet!

I'm hoping Ekans was at least metric #7.

DevinKills

DESTRUCTOID.
just below family incest.

Alasdair Duncan

@Darren: "Incest! The Game The Whole Family Can Play"

I remember someone went and found my old music blog by searching for the term "animal porn", no idea how that happened.

VenusInFurs

Wow, that is..... uhhhhhh, yeah.

Sterling Aiayla Lyons

Lol, how random.

Mike Moran

If you'd needed some on-hand reviewers I woulda been super down. I haven't had too much time for many other things either unless D-Toid decided they wanted to help host and finance the Nostaljourney podcast. So far Mr. Holmes and Ponce will not donate me their livers to the cause of giving out free copies of Super Mario RPG to the D-Toid community.

Wolfy-Boey

I love Destructoid, writing and PC games. I kind of like MMOs and I�m ok with sports games. I�ve only written two blogs so far and I have no PC of my own right now because I have no money and no job. Plus I moved from Lebanon/Beirut to Perth/Scotland to study for a tiring career that I don�t care much for (aeronautical engineering). Can I still apply for intership?

Elsa

LOL! I don't play PC games, sports games or MMO's... so that pretty much closes that door pretty quickly! :)

Alasdair Duncan

@Elsa: maybe, but all those articles that got promoted onto the front page might count for something.

Spencer Hayes

Come on guys! I can't be the only intern!

manasteel88

I'm not a big player of any of those genres, but i'm willing to learn. Can I still apply.

Occams electric toothbrush

Well see, if you had needed an intern to cover family incest, well shit, I got that covered.

Occam, this is your brain. Dude, seriously, just because you are from Mississippi, you dont have to be from Mississippi.

Oh brain, you smell like flowers.

I'm trying so hard to have an aneurysm right now.

ICE CREAM HEADACHE!

smurfee mcgee

lol sportz.
Wait a minute...I play sports games in secret...

Joanna Mueller

Does it matter if I'm poor and only play old PC games and FTP MMO's cuz if not I might have to dust off my writing tools and get back to work.

Bill Zoeker

Family Incest - 100%

TriplZer0

Damn. My PC can barely play games from 5 years ago, and the other 2 categories hold no interest for me.

Stevil

Family Incest is the only kind of incest I'm down with, as far as I'm concerned.

Winged Kirby

Why is 69 so funny I thought that's all we do here?

pedrovay2003

Shoot, if I weren't doing a bunch of summer stuff already, I'd be all over this.

Kyle MacGregor

YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

lewness

"harhar imma look for family incest on teh interwebz"
"no! your google search will tip the search result metrics for that to the 68th spot!"
"oh ok. mebe tomorrow."

BS3 Owner

i see what all the Dick Bumpin & Clam Jammin' did the other night, on DTOIDChat.

Jon B

I would love to blog about PC stuff, but alas, one is not particularly a fantastic writer, and I'm pretty busy. Makes me ad.

Jon B

See, I even had a typo there.

shadow2398

I guess I need to get writing some more, but I love pc games, and I'd love it even more to write about them.

Also, that search result is downright hilarious.

mix

....Is there any other kind?

Family nights are just so dull these days.

Tarvu

If only you needed an intern for making tea. I can just about do that.

Mr Andy Dixon

THOSE 3 HITS WERE FROM ME

free touch

This is how the story for "Pursuit of Happiness 2" starts out.

CelicaCrazed

Haha awesome! Good luck to who ever gets the gig!!

Niero

Thanks to everyone that applied! We have our picks for PC, which we will announce next month.

We're still looking for Sports Gaming and MMO writers, so hit us up.

Savant

O HAI, Niero. :] Destructoid is, apparently, a hub for family incest.

Kryptinite

I LOVE SNEAKY BLOGS!!

ME4Twaffle

If I had the time, I would be all over MMO's. But LIFE! D:

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