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Niero's Dtoid Reader Survey -aka- who the hell are you people?
Niero \| 7:18 PM on 07.20.2007	47 comments

Ron and I are conducting a survey to find out more about our readers and the kind of stuff they like. We're gonna use this info to determine what kind of contests to run and what kind of companies to approach to get Dtoid sponsored for stuff. If you got a sec, let us know what you like! This is totally anonymous through another provider so we won't know who said what, we encourage you speak freely and bluntly.

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41 comments | showing # 1 to 41

SpiderChrist

im actually a walrus with a curly 'tash, aim your ad's at that!!

cjpkiller

i am the person who wants to know when the fuck friday night fights are starting... ive asked 8 people... most of them didnt even know you were giving stuff away... MUST HAVE BOMBERMAND SHIRT

cjpkiller

... ignore that typo ><

Niero

I knew it!

the GAMEGOBLIN

Damn that was long.

*stupidest question*
"Have you shopped at wal-mart in the last month?"

Yashoki

So true.

Teta

Page 5 of 21.
Note to myself: surveys suck!

EternalDarkWing

BOMBERMANS.

SpiderChrist

that took wayyy longer than expected, but i soldiered on for The 'Toid. also, they spelt Guinness wrong

Niero

POKEMONS. This was some turn-key survey thing, I didn't pick the questions and the only options I had was the ability to turn off some trivial questions like "do you like cats or dogs"? Had I done it, it would obviously read "Who likes vagina more?"

EternalDarkWing

Too many radio buttons and checkboxes. >:[

DJDuffy

@ the GAMEGOBLIN

yea that was an odd question =P

SpiderChrist

What's Vagina?

branflakesinmilk

Tiff. isn't going to read it, right?

I don't even care, anyway.

deadpixel

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Adam, you're deadpixel? INTERNETS!!!!

deadpixel

OMG! head explody!

Jake Clarke

Why do people keep asking me this question?

LostCrichton

effin long survey but worth it for the Robot Amry and his majesty, Niero!

LostCrichton

I fail at spelling...Robot ARMY!

Maurice Tan

Filled it out. Whoeever created those survey-questions should be shot at close range with a sawed-off shotgun. Waaaay too long and hard to figure out how they could relate the 69000 available variables into something useful.

As a student I have to make these things as well, if you ever need another one or something feel free to pester me Niero :)
I wish you tons of luck wading through the data! I hope something useful comes out of it :>

Niero

@ branflakesinmilk ne?

EternalDarkWing

I got bored with the survey so I did this instead.

Niero

Thanks guys. I filled it out and regret saying I drink sometimes. Who wants to quantify how many bottles and types of stuff then classify their beer taste on a scale from 1-100 across a spectrum of 48 options? I'm dry, honest!

TheBrain

Looking forward to the results. It felt good scrolling through the entire list of television shows. Zero Television FTW

Pangloss

The only beverage I even bothered filling out was beer, the others I said "drink occasionally" and skipped that stupid goddamn quantification process. I mean, honestly, I don't care about what I drink that hard.

Joe Burling

TheBrain, I'm right there with you. I looked for The Office, clicked it, and was on my way.

Very long but I did it for the robot and so should you!

Daniel Husky Lingen

I would like to point out that "of" is me typed in predictive text on a text message while in a hurry

alienaub

I felt like an alcoholic after answering the final questions

DigitalD562

Those drinking questions make me out to be some alcoholic.

Tiff

ay finissshed ^_^

*wouf* talk about trying to nail the demographic right on the head!

AngelsDontBurn

That was fun! :D

Kotua

That was odd...but I did it for D-toid. :)

HarassmentPanda

That was insane, but, as a member of the Dtoid Army, one must soldier on.

Detry

I feel dirty now.

Aaron Mxy Yost

I filled it out, but I was hypnotised to believe I was a 17th century courtesan at the time. That might skew the results slightly.

slee

Ok well I played the new Destructoid RPG survey game but I gotta say it has a weak ending. I mean I didn't rescue any one or win anything or even slay a dragon or anything!!! Oh well now I can only sit back and wait for the sequel and hope it has better graphics:(

kawitchate

that survey sucked balls. also cocks.

bhive01

Look, I drink. I also feel like an alcoholic after taking that thing.

I hope that info helps Niero. It'd be nice to see a little more advertising support to help run the site. Or at least advertisements that are a little bit more "classy."

JohnnyWadd

Done.

alienaub

Niero, will you release the results of the favorite beer and liquors to the public so we can ridicule those of us that don't have good tastes? Please?

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